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MASH: MASH - The Pilot
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MASH: Dear Dad
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MASH: Tuttle
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MASH: The Long-John Flap
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MASH: Deal Me Out
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MASH: Abyssinia, Henry
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Cops O: Shaking Like a Paint Mixer
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Cops O: Face the Music
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Cops O: Mother Knows Best
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Cops O: Carjacked Up
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Cops O: Shaking Like a Paint Mixer
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Cops O: Mother Knows Best
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Cops O: Face the Music
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Cops O: Carjacked Up
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Cops O: Not My Text Messages
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Cops O: You Didn't Get Very Far
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Cops O: Hands Off the Junk
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The Longest Yard (2005): Longest Yard, The (2005)
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Two and a Half Men: Pilot
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Two and a Half Men: An Old Flame With a New Wick
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Two and a Half Men: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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Two and a Half Men: Santa's Village of the Damned
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Two and a Half Men: Apologies for the Frivolity
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Two and a Half Men: Release the Dogs
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Two and a Half Men: Walnuts and Demerol
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Two and a Half Men: Smooth as a Ken Doll
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Two and a Half Men: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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Two and a Half Men: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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Two and a Half Men: The Mooch at the Boo
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Two and a Half Men: The Devil's Lube
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Two and a Half Men: The Two Finger Rule
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Two and a Half Men: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
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1000 Ways to Die BLOG

1000 Ways To Die Fan Voting Has Ended

1000 Ways To Die Fan Voting Has Ended
Posted June 26, 2011 at 8:29AM | By mhofstatter | Views: 21621

That's it! The voting for the '1000 Ways to Die' Death By Request Special has officiaily closed. The fans have spoken and your scores are being tabulated as we speak. Tune in later this year for this '1000 Ways' event episode. All new episodes of the Spike hit series return this July.

1000 Ways To Die Lands Its Own Graphic Novel

1000 Ways To Die Lands Its Own Graphic Novel
Posted June 14, 2011 at 1:29AM | By mhofstatter | Views: 13384

Death has found a new home -- comic books! Spike TV, Original Productions and Zenescope Entertainment announced today that they will be teaming up for a graphic novel of the hit original series 1000 Ways to Die. Currently in its third season, 1000 Ways has been an important franchise over the years for both Spike TV and the show's Executive...

The Top 10 Cinematic Ways to Die

The Top 10 Cinematic Ways to Die
Posted September 14, 2010 at 3:00PM | By mhofstatter | Views: 25818

Let's be honest, when we go to the movies, we don't mind seeing people get blown up, decapitated, or thrown off a ledge.  It's these uniquely cool death scenes that made going to the movies during the era of bad '80s action movies worthwhile.  Well, that along with memorable one-liners and exploitative nude scenes.  In honor of...

The Top Five Historical Ways to Die

The Top Five Historical Ways to Die
Posted September 10, 2010 at 10:45AM | By mhofstatter | Views: 7047

Throughout history people have died.  There's no way around it.  It's through history, however, that several of these deaths have left an impact on those of us left behind.  Not necessarily because we miss those that have passed on, but simply because we can't actually believe that this is how they went out.  For more stories...

The Top Five Celebrity Ways to Die

The Top Five Celebrity Ways to Die
Posted September 08, 2010 at 12:00PM | By mhofstatter | Views: 5830

In true 1000 Ways to Die fashion, and in a world where the word "celebrity" no longer means much, we've taken it upon ourselves to "roast" a few of Hollywood's notorious celebs to help kick off Season 3 of 1000 Ways, premiering next Tuesday, September 14th at 10pm/9c.

1000 Ways to Die - Guyifier

1000 Ways to Die - Guyifier
Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:23AM | By spike.com | Views: 2382

Take the 1000 Ways to Die personality quiz and discover one of the wild ways you might meet your end.