As we have seen on Spike’s newest show, Urban Tarzan, animals aren’t all cute and adorable as people seem to think, especially when they point a gun at you or turn their deadly jaws towards you. 1000 Ways to Die has shown us how deadly certain animals can become, even some of those cute and cuddly ones. So here is our list of the Top Ten...
On 1000 Ways To Die you've seen plenty of folk falling into the hands of the grim reaper because they were either just plain stupid or full of vein-popping rage (heck, sometimes both). Many of these imbeciles were just jerks and had it coming one way or another – real jerks.
Sports are what keep us clear and alert. Sports push us to get out of the trenches, rise up, and become all that we can be. Sports fuel us with life. Unfortunately, in some rare cases of extreme stupidity and carelessness, sports can also get our blood squirting - yes, not pumping…but squirting.
1000 Ways to Die combines the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism. What actually happens when a rattlesnake's venom enters the bloodstream? How do Nitrogen bubbles affect the body after long exposure under water then immediately to 2 miles up into the sky? These questions will be answered in glorious CGI effects. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.
| Thursday June 20 |
2:00am Enter the Ferret |
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2:30am I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) |
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3:00am Gratefully Dead |
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3:30am Stupid is as Stupid Dies |
| Saturday June 22 |
3:40am Death Watch |