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1000 Ways to Die combines the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism. What actually happens when a rattlesnake's venom enters the bloodstream? How do Nitrogen bubbles affect the body after long exposure under water then immediately to 2 miles up into the sky? These questions will be answered in glorious CGI effects. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

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Jul 9, 2009 @ 2:00 AM

1000 Ways To Die

The Lighter Side of Death

A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. ¿A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. ¿A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff.
Jul 9, 2009 @ 2:30 AM

1000 Ways To Die

Unforced Errors

Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce.¿ Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor!¿ Young couple has their last "Quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.
Jul 10, 2009 @ 1:00 AM

1000 Ways To Die

Life Will Kill You

A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.
Jul 10, 2009 @ 11:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Cure for the Common Death

The decision by a couple of Ozzie Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking -¿a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air - out their 6th floor window. Frenchman suffering from a bizarre eating disorder breaks his own bank after consuming 10 pounds of coins and jewelry. ¿Burp!
Jul 14, 2009 @ 9:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Life Will Kill You

A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.
Jul 14, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. ¿A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction - to his own death. ¿A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener and a pervert has an affair with a cow heart.
Jul 14, 2009 @ 10:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Over Easy

Mushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations.¿ Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or bad dream.¿ Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as this gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night.
Jul 17, 2009 @ 1:00 AM

1000 Ways To Die

Death: A User's Manual

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. ¿A young couple text themselves - to death; a golfer has a 'rough' round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon.
Jul 17, 2009 @ 1:30 AM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Gets Busy

An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A super model eats herself - to death. ¿A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes a Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient.¿Bad Botox leaves a frozen smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves.
Jul 17, 2009 @ 11:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.
Jul 17, 2009 @ 11:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Dead and Deader

30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿
Jul 21, 2009 @ 9:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Be Not Stupid

A narcoleptic factory worker falls asleep in the worst place possible - a giant industrial oven. Bank robbing biker goes down in flames after drinking gasoline to get a buzz. A married couple finally have sex after seven years. ¿The end result? ¿Simultaneous deathgasm.
Jul 21, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

The Good, The Bad, and The Dead

A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one - down her throat. It's a fish tale that's hard to swallow!
Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Unforced Errors

Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce.¿ Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor!¿ Young couple has their last "Quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.
Jul 24, 2009 @ 1:00 AM

1000 Ways To Die

The Lighter Side of Death

A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. ¿A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. ¿A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff.
Jul 24, 2009 @ 1:30 AM

1000 Ways To Die

Cure for the Common Death

The decision by a couple of Ozzie Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking -¿a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air - out their 6th floor window. Frenchman suffering from a bizarre eating disorder breaks his own bank after consuming 10 pounds of coins and jewelry. ¿Burp!
Jul 25, 2009 @ 1:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Life Will Kill You

A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 1:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 2:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Over Easy

Mushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations.¿ Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or bad dream.¿ Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as this gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 2:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Dead and Deader

30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿
Jul 25, 2009 @ 3:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Unforced Errors

Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce.¿ Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor!¿ Young couple has their last "Quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 3:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Gets Busy

An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A super model eats herself - to death. ¿A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes a Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient.¿Bad Botox leaves a frozen smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 4:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

The Lighter Side of Death

A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. ¿A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. ¿A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 4:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

The Good, The Bad, and The Dead

A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one - down her throat. It's a fish tale that's hard to swallow!
Jul 25, 2009 @ 5:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Be Not Stupid

A narcoleptic factory worker falls asleep in the worst place possible - a giant industrial oven. Bank robbing biker goes down in flames after drinking gasoline to get a buzz. A married couple finally have sex after seven years. ¿The end result? ¿Simultaneous deathgasm.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 5:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Cure for the Common Death

The decision by a couple of Ozzie Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking -¿a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air - out their 6th floor window. Frenchman suffering from a bizarre eating disorder breaks his own bank after consuming 10 pounds of coins and jewelry. ¿Burp!
Jul 25, 2009 @ 6:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death: A User's Manual

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. ¿A young couple text themselves - to death; a golfer has a 'rough' round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 6:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. ¿A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction - to his own death. ¿A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener and a pervert has an affair with a cow heart.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 7:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Over Easy

Mushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations.¿ Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or bad dream.¿ Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as this gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 7:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Dead and Deader

30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿
Jul 25, 2009 @ 8:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Unforced Errors

Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce.¿ Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor!¿ Young couple has their last "Quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 8:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Gets Busy

An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A super model eats herself - to death. ¿A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes a Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient.¿Bad Botox leaves a frozen smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 9:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

The Lighter Side of Death

A farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. ¿A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. ¿A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff.
Jul 25, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

The Good, The Bad, and The Dead

A paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one - down her throat. It's a fish tale that's hard to swallow!
Jul 28, 2009 @ 9:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.
Jul 28, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Dead and Deader

30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿
Jul 28, 2009 @ 10:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Death Gets Busy

An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A super model eats herself - to death. ¿A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes a Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient.¿Bad Botox leaves a frozen smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves.
Jul 31, 2009 @ 3:30 AM

1000 Ways To Die

Dead and Deader

30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿
Aug 4, 2009 @ 9:00 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Life Will Kill You

A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.
Aug 4, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

1000 Ways To Die

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.

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