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If you pretend to be a samurai, you might end up dying like one.
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One in 25 deaths is caused by alcohol consumption.
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1000 Ways to Die combines the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism. What actually happens when a rattlesnake's venom enters the bloodstream? How do Nitrogen bubbles affect the body after long exposure under water then immediately to 2 miles up into the sky? These questions will be answered in glorious CGI effects. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.
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I'm calling MUD (made up drama)
Episode 412 - Shit Canned - Supposed took place in Sioux Falls, SD in May of 2005. No one under the age of 70 died in Sioux Falls in the month of May. Plus, the trash can "rolls down a hill". This is the Great Plains. It's all flat. i can't think of a single hotel in town that has a hill out front. Don't lie about small towns. Everyone knows everything out here.0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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This is total crap! A dildo caused air to enter the arteries? Helium is an anesthetic? really??
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The True "Exploding" Breast Implant Story - No Death, No Blood, No Explosion.
From a reliable newspaper, confirmed by several others and also debunked by scopes.
Read on for actual story...
Irena D. was on her way from Moscow to Los Angeles on an unnamed airline.
When she boarded the plane, she was not feeling too well, but things really got out of hand when she stepped off the plane and collapsed. Apparently, one of her size F silicone implants had ruptured.
Doctors were quick to point out that the plane may not have been the main reason for the damage, but that the pressure difference could have accelerated an existing defect in the silicone product.
She is out of danger now, but is stuck in bed for at least a week.0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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Its funny, but none of it is true.
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"I almost died had a forklift blade cut me in half wonder if they would interested in my story? "
Read the title of the show, genius. I'm surprised you survived. Which half?0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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All you mouth breathers have to do is try to fact check any of this dribble, and you will soon realize it is nearly all FICTION.
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I almost died had a forklift blade cut me in half wonder if they would interested in my story?
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I'd really like to see a segment protraying the 21 year old lifeguard who was checking out the pool before opening it for general swim. She noticed that the cover had come off the drain at the bottom of the pool, and stuck her foot in the drain to test if the suction was dangerous!
It was !!
Her foot and leg were sucked down the drain so that her face was just under the surface, and she drowned, while two other lifegauards tried to give her air, and pull her out..
Do you know which actress I'd like to see do that segment ? The lovely girl who was in "Fin-Ished", who choked to death on the fish!0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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id kill myself in a humiliating fashion if i could be one of the dramatization actors. Anyone know how i can try out for a part??
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Funny stuff, loved the exotic dance expert and her french maid, she was very clean and informative.
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is the meteor death real? i searched all over the internet and didnt find anything about it. if that actually happened it would have been all over the news.
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I just found this site. Why are there 11 previous shows instead of 12?
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If you Google the stories portrayed on "1000 Ways To Die", you will find very few of these stories are actually true. This show is a complete farce! Try it and see for youself. Way to go Spike!
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I want to know how they can say on the episode "Weed Whacked" that it takes place in Diablo Desert Fort Wayne, IN. Someone point me in the right direction.
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Hello 1000 Ways To Die fans!
I'm Daniel Van Dyke, one of the actors you will see in this season's opener of 1000 Ways To Die. I just wanted to say "Hi" to everyone as I was really excited to audition for the show, and even more so when I landed the role! It's a really fun show because it's "educational"; is it not? I think this show has valuable lessons for society (well, at least the dumber segments), as it can help people "not-get-dead". ; )
I think this is going to be a great season and I can't wait to see it too (and NOT just because I'm in it!). I have several friends who have been fans of the show and will be "tuning in". My episode is "Death Bites!" and my segment is "Chubby chaser lands a big one". The dates this episode will air (thus far), are as follows:
Dec 9
Dec 16
Dec 22
I will be posting some "behind the scenes" photos and info about the show and my episode on my web site (but NOT until a few days after the show airs), so if you would like, you can swing by my site if you care to. Also, it would be cool if you posted your comments (good or bad), on my site after you've seen the show.
My site is:
www.DanielVanDyke.com
Thanks, and we'll all be watching on December 9th, including my mother, who is probably going to disown me(OH SHIT... OR DIE!) after seeing this.
Keep breathing,
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I was wondering if someone could get contact info to the show.
I think I have a good segment for their show,this is a first hand account of what happened along with plenty of eye witnesses,All I need is to get in contact with the show's producers.
plus a bonus,second way to die,it's linked up with the first one.
By all accounts I shouldn't be sitting here typing this right now.
Take care any helpful info would be great.0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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The show could be great, but most of the deaths are completely made up. Go ahead and try to find news stories that coincide with the events and you'll find out this show is just a fake
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OK so i donno if anyone from spike acutally reads this stuff, or im just puttin it in the wrong place on this site, but i have an idea for a way to die, not i didnt actually see someone die from this, but i saw my neighbour the other day cuttin his grass in the pouring rain with an electric lawn mower
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This needs to be put on DVD. Hurry up!
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LOVE LOVE LOVE 1,000 Ways!!
Keep it up, Dudes! After this 1,000, let's see "Another 1,000 Ways to Die!"0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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They should do an episode about being hit in the head with a shot put. I was throwing for and I went to retrieve my shot, and the next kid in line wasn't paying attention and hit me on the edge of the hairline, fracturing my skull, eye orbital, upper sinus. It gave me a concussion and 6 staples. I was in the hospital for 2 days. I am very fortunate that I was hit on the left side of my forehead and not anywhere else, or I might not be here to tell about it.
Landon Seaman, Warner 8th grade
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This show is great. I love some of the snide comments the narrator makes, these deaths are so wild! mr_dude455, I'm glad you're dad is Alive and well, and that is something they should show. One of the things I love the most about this show is it shows you what not to do, and where to take more precaution, like close your mouth while fishing, and take caution when cleaning industrial driers. This show is wild!
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so one way they didnt show, i think they should, is the ol tow strap and hook to the head;
on September 1st, 2008, john, my dad, was towing trees out of a river with his 1998 red pick-up. he was using 2 tow straps with hooks on both(one was a steel, 2 lb hook, and the other was a smaller 6 oz aluminum hook.). the smaller strap broke, and they both went through the window, and struck him in the head. he was EXTREMELY lucky. he is still here to tell the story. :D
cracked his skull. no brain damage.0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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This show make u think. I love this show
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The UFC today is what the WWF was in the 90's. Same dam shit different name. It was lame then it is lame now
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what the fuck is with the one where it was a guy fixing a tire and they said it was a no skills job i'd like to see on of the spike tv mother fuckers come do what i do
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Anyone who doesn't like the ufc is a faggot. Go watch lifetime while getting pounded from behind.
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When will there be new shows??? Why do they continue to show the same episodes over and over again???? What is the purpose of advertising this if there's NOTHING NEW ???? I love this show but my PATIENCE is wearing thin and i may have to boycott these REPEATED episodes.
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This show is truly pathetic, and reflects poorly on all who watch it, to find amusement from the deaths of others is truly remarkable, yet alone to be excited to watch 1000 ways people die is a horrendous concept. Congratulations for officially airing the worst product on television!
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This show is truly pathetic, and reflects poorly on all who watch it, to find amusement from the deaths of others is truly remarkable, yet alone to be excited to watch 1000 ways people die is a horrendous concept. Congratulations for officially airing the worst product on television!
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I love this show!! New episodes please!!!! Why are there only two? What's going on?! I'm telling people to watch this and set it to record and we're getting nothing! If there's 1000 ways then show us!!
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I wish there were new episodes of this show.
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i totally agree with potheadzac - spike needs more variety, and this show was a "nice" change from ufc. manswers is pretty awesome, though they need new episodes.
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why is this show not on anymore
i hate ufc and this show hasn't been on because of it
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So for some disturbing reason I am fascinated by this show...anyone have an idea when a new episode comes out?
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Yessss. That's it. Get em' ready for a good ol' global cleansing.
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There were alot of negative comments here. I guess basically people were pretty much saturated watching dudes fall off the World Trade Center. But now I they all have (mine included) removed.
I guess this will get axed too?
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I thought it was a cool show. Cant wait till the next one.
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I wonder if an old neighbors story will be one of this....He worked in a meat processing company and he turned on the meat grinder with an employee still in the machine...he was unde house arrest for quite awhile with the ankle thing.
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Erm, longisland dude
before you flame a show and call it stupid... LEARN TO SPELL, idiot...0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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Cool show
Kinda creepy0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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I just saw it. So macabre but I still thought it was entertaining. At first I thought "Oh, its the DARWIN AWARDS on tv!" Well... kinda. Not all of them was on the stupid side that the idiot did to them self, but the ironic ones as well. In fact, there was one where the dude survived, but just barely. He had a few words to say about the experiance.
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its on cheaaa
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5 mins yeee cant wait this sounds bomb roll a spliff and enjoy
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this sounds awsome...cant wait to watch it in a few hours
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| Date & Time | Episode |
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| Feb 10, 2010 @ 7:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieUp With DeathA hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a French maid fries her boss, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten then bitten. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 7:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DiePutting a Happy Face on DeathA thief gets a wax job, a cockfight turns deadly, bad breath turns killer, a little person gets big footed, a sleepwalker loses his head, two stoners lick the wrong frog's butt and a sexy gardener swallows a big one. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 8:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieBringing In The DeadA drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 8:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieGratefully DeadAn anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 9:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath WatchA group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play and a snarky chef gets snaked. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 9:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieWaking Up DeadA nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 10:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieYou're dead! LOL!A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member. |
| Feb 10, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieBringing In The DeadA drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided. |
| Feb 12, 2010 @ 11:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieWaking Up DeadA nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point. |
| Feb 12, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieYou're dead! LOL!A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member. |
| Feb 14, 2010 @ 12:41 AM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath On ArrivalGood boobs go bad, Vikings go berserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's...dessert. |
| Feb 14, 2010 @ 1:12 AM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Bites!Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. |
| Feb 14, 2010 @ 1:42 AM |
1000 Ways To DieUp With DeathA hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a French maid fries her boss, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten then bitten. |
| Feb 14, 2010 @ 2:12 AM |
1000 Ways To DiePutting a Happy Face on DeathA thief gets a wax job, a cockfight turns deadly, bad breath turns killer, a little person gets big footed, a sleepwalker loses his head, two stoners lick the wrong frog's butt and a sexy gardener swallows a big one. |
| Feb 14, 2010 @ 2:42 AM |
1000 Ways To DieBringing In The DeadA drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 12:30 AM |
1000 Ways To DieYou're dead! LOL!A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 7:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieLife Will Kill YouA young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 7:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieHard Lives, Easy DeathsA dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 8:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieCome On Get DeathyA little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull and a spurned lover gets trashed. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 8:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath WatchA group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play and a snarky chef gets snaked. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 9:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieWaking Up DeadA nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 9:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieYou're dead! LOL!A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 10:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead to RightsA secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers; a sweet old lady waxes a purse snatcher. |
| Feb 17, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieGratefully DeadAn anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked. |
| Feb 19, 2010 @ 11:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieLife Will Kill YouA young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider. |
| Feb 19, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieHard Lives, Easy DeathsA dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead. |
| Feb 20, 2010 @ 1:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead to RightsA secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers; a sweet old lady waxes a purse snatcher. |
| Feb 21, 2010 @ 3:07 AM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath: A User's ManualAn overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. ¿A young couple text themselves - to death; a golfer has a 'rough' round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 12:30 AM |
1000 Ways To DieDead to RightsA secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers; a sweet old lady waxes a purse snatcher. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 7:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Over EasyMushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations.¿ Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or bad dream.¿ Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as this gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 7:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead and Deader30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿ |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 8:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieUnforced ErrorsSex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce.¿ Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor!¿ Young couple has their last "Quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 8:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Gets BusyAn angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A super model eats herself - to death. ¿A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes a Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient.¿Bad Botox leaves a frozen smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 9:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieYou're dead! LOL!A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 9:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead to RightsA secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers; a sweet old lady waxes a purse snatcher. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 10:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead on DeadA country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up; an acid trip gets cut short; a tree hugger meets a man eater. |
| Feb 24, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieCome On Get DeathyA little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull and a spurned lover gets trashed. |
| Feb 26, 2010 @ 11:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Over EasyMushroom-infused trip leads a guy into a fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations.¿ Dozing beauty asks if that fire-breathing midget on her chest is real or bad dream.¿ Peeping Tom gets an eye-full as this gorgeous beauty tries to cool off on a hot summer night. |
| Feb 26, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead and Deader30 year old virgin has a deadly reaction to being stuffed into rubber suit by a bewitching dominatrix. Adrenaline junkie gets all the amperage he can handle from his bombshell girlfriend, when she plugs him into the welding machine. Alcoholic exemplifies the old adage," You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...From his mouth."¿¿ |
| Feb 27, 2010 @ 3:30 AM |
1000 Ways To DieThe Lighter Side of DeathA farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. ¿A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. ¿A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 12:30 AM |
1000 Ways To DieDead on DeadA country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up; an acid trip gets cut short; a tree hugger meets a man eater. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 7:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieUp With DeathA hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a French maid fries her boss, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten then bitten. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 7:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Bites!Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 8:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath On ArrivalGood boobs go bad, Vikings go berserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's...dessert. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 8:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieGratefully DeadAn anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 9:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead to RightsA secretary won't go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can't take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers; a sweet old lady waxes a purse snatcher. |
| Mar 3, 2010 @ 9:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDead on DeadA country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up; an acid trip gets cut short; a tree hugger meets a man eater. |
| Mar 5, 2010 @ 11:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieUnforced ErrorsSex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce.¿ Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor!¿ Young couple has their last "Quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap. |
| Mar 5, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Gets BusyAn angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. A super model eats herself - to death. ¿A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. X-Ray becomes a Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient.¿Bad Botox leaves a frozen smile on a corpse. Two stooges completely "nyuk" themselves. |
| Mar 6, 2010 @ 1:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieLife Will Kill YouA young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 6:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath On ArrivalGood boobs go bad, Vikings go berserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's...dessert. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 6:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Bites!Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 7:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieUp With DeathA hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a French maid fries her boss, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten then bitten. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 7:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DiePutting a Happy Face on DeathA thief gets a wax job, a cockfight turns deadly, bad breath turns killer, a little person gets big footed, a sleepwalker loses his head, two stoners lick the wrong frog's butt and a sexy gardener swallows a big one. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 8:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieBringing In The DeadA drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 8:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieGratefully DeadAn anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 9:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieCome On Get DeathyA little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull and a spurned lover gets trashed. |
| Mar 7, 2010 @ 9:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath WatchA group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play and a snarky chef gets snaked. |
| Mar 8, 2010 @ 9:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath Bites!Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. |
| Mar 10, 2010 @ 7:00 PM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath On ArrivalGood boobs go bad, Vikings go berserk, a stoner busts a gut, two terrorists blow themselves up, a woman gets off in a tent, a dude meets a meteor and a lesbian eats her partner's...dessert. |
| Mar 12, 2010 @ 12:00 AM |
1000 Ways To DieThe Lighter Side of DeathA farm hand plows the farmer's daughter and winds up dung for. Two lovers like it raw - when it comes to snails. ¿A bad magician bites the bullet. Two stoners smoke out, pass out and die. ¿A "small" man gets well hung. A Civil War vet gets scared stiff. |
| Mar 12, 2010 @ 11:30 PM |
1000 Ways To DieThe Good, The Bad, and The DeadA paranoid survivalist has a run in with a snake. Guess who loses? Shoplifter jumps in a dumpster and winds up getting trashed. A cute girl catches a big one - down her throat. It's a fish tale that's hard to swallow! |
| Mar 14, 2010 @ 1:09 AM |
1000 Ways To DieI See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)A college kid gets a fatal colonic; a jokester laughs himself to death. ¿A Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction - to his own death. ¿A hot dog thief chokes on his wiener and a pervert has an affair with a cow heart. |
| Mar 14, 2010 @ 1:39 AM |
1000 Ways To DieDeath: A User's ManualAn overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses. ¿A young couple text themselves - to death; a golfer has a 'rough' round. A car thief gets left hanging and a drunk clown pops his own balloon. |
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