Posted September 10, 2008 -
Have you got the Manswers you need to survive out there?! Test your skills with the Manswers Guyifier!
Spike TV answers all of the burning questions men have been dying to ask, but never found socially acceptable in the comedic late-night series, MANswers. The fast-paced series works to satisfy the curiosity of Spike viewers by asking the tough questions only guys would appreciate and taking the viewers on a wild ride to find out the answers. In each episode, MANswers races through re-enactments, expert one-on-ones and man-on-the-street interviews to educate Spike viewers on the taboo topics in terms only guys can relate to. The truth is never what you would expect and will inevitably end up being talked about around the water cooler the next day.

No Where as soon as you aim a gun at someone and fire its consider attempted murder even if you dont hit the person
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Does Size Really matter??? for sexual intercoarse
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Does the beer belly come from beer or from the food you eat while drinking?
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Beer just gives me gas
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to dragondj - size DOES matter. Too large and most men think they need to do nothing (which is incorrect) so they suck in bed (not literally) - but too small and it does not matter if they can yo-you with it....if you cannot feel it, might as well masturbate.
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how much pressure does it take to rupture a testicle?
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I REALLY HOPE THEY WILL CONSIDER THESE QUESTIONS!!
Are there ANY side effects to (chronic) masterbation?
Are there really boobie-traps in ancient ruins, like in Indiana Jones?
What is the best way for a shy guy to become the life of the party?
Are there people with 'special' powers like the X-men? (telekenisis, healing powers)
Is there a Secret society that controls the world?
To what capacity can the tongue heal itself?
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how long can an average guy have sex??
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How fast do you have to drive, with your arm stright out the window, to break it at the elbow?
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I saw an episode where they talked about sperm donations and how it could pay provide some good income, after qualifications. Are there places you have per state that we could get in touch with? It seems like only about 5 states have places like that. Thanks for the episode, but it's not posted on the site here. Additional info?? Thanks, J.
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Just saw episode that asked about legal highs, well you there is one that was not mentioned. Is callled Salvia and you can get it at your local smoke shop.
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why is it when most guys wake in the morning they are horny even if they dont dream about having sex
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to jkickass on the chappele show i heard if u shoot below the waist its not attempted murder
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Is there ever going to be new episodes of Manswers?
Even though I'm a chick, I fucking LOVE this show!
Bring it back SPIKE:))
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just watched the segment on beating the breathalyzer test. you missed it. i have done it many times.
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ive been watching the show for a while and saw the episode when they tried to beat the breathalizer test., i was wondering if the show will ever try to attemp it again?,i heard that you can beat it by drinking mineral water.i know for sure that drinking it sobers you up,so it'l be cool to see if it could beat the test.
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What are the best ways to get with hot girls that dont like you?
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I've heard bartenders claim that when making ice cubes, using hot water is faster than cold water. It makes no sense to me, but a few bartenders I know swear by it. What's the real truth?
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is women on pms an excuse to get mad or is there a science behind it?
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Could you get killed by playing paintball?
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How do u get a blowjob from your girlfriend if she doesnt like to give them?
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How do u get a blowjob from your girlfriend if she doesnt like to give them?
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whats the best way to ask your gf/wife for a 3some without her flipping a bitch and cutting you off or dumping you?
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how to increase a mens size?
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is it true that if you put lemon jiuce on girls vagina and if they react like jumping in a pool of cold water they have std's?
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how can i get my friends HOT mom to have sex with me? but shes also friends with my mom so i dont want her to say shit and make it awkward.
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how can i convince my friends hot mom to have sex with me? since shes also friends with my mom i dont want her to say shit
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how big can a girls boobs get before they pop
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How much force/pressure can a testicle take before it either ruptures or renders a man infertile?
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why cant i see any vidoes they have here. it says sorry not working if thats the proplem someone should fix it
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how do you make a girl horny as hell?
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which condoms are most likely to break?
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i have a question someone please respond do they consider making new episodes with theses questions
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I just purchased the manswers best of season 1 dvd, and I was on the #1 clip with maxi mounds ... how awesome is that
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Can you actually DIE of laughing to much?
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how can you stop your pulse and still be alive?
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is it possible to remove blimishes with glue
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who would win in a fight bruse lee, or chuck norris?
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how can you stop a gun from killing you when its in your mouth
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ok first off i am a female but i do watch the show and there are a couple of things i want to address... i just saw the show and it was how to pass a drug test if you have smoked pot.. its easy if your willing to do it... a cap full of bleach in a glass of chocolate milk 2 hours before your drug test and boom you pass its been proven many times to be very affective.... and secondly i was wondering how far could some big soccer buff punt a two year old toddler? i mean get a fake baby doll make it weight as much as a two year old and just kick the kid... yeah thats a little mean but you can't tell me you haven't wondered
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how can you tell what a chick likes in bed before you get there?
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what room of the house do chicks perfer to have sex in ?
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Dose it feel better to stick it in a girls butt or in her vaginia?
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how far does a bullet have to travel before it won't go into you'r body?
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are skinny girls or chubby girls better in bed?
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Dear Manswers,
I saw one of your episode; on sperm banks, can you tell me, where in the state of: NC can I can go to!! I can not find one in my sate of: NC!! Email me back where; in NC where I can go to!!
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Do strippers love $2 bills more than getting just two singles
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female orgasm = SQUIRTING, is it real??? if so, any scientific explanation to it??
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Can you give someone a black eye by hitting them w/ your penis? How hard would you have hit someone, and is it possible? I have a friend that claims to have given his wife a black eye w/ his penis and I want to know if it's true?
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If you drink from your ass and get drunk, can the cops detect the alcohol in your breath
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| Date & Time | Episode |
|---|---|
| Nov 26, 2009 @ 12:00 AM |
MANswersWhat's the only animal that engages in prostitution? What's the most dangerous explosive known to man? How long do you have to reattach a severed limb? What animal is America's secret weapon in the War on Terror? What's healthier for you - red wine obeer? How much bigger have boobs gotten in the last 15 years? |
| Nov 26, 2009 @ 12:30 AM |
MANswersWhat's the deadliest weapon ever stuck in a prisoner's ass? What method of smoking weed gets a stoner the highest? How much blood can you lose before you die? How can you go without washing your underwear for a year? Where is the world's sexiest topless beach? |
| Nov 26, 2009 @ 1:00 AM |
MANswersStraight girls, Bi chicks, or Lesbians - which chicks put out the most? How can a chicken improve your sex life? How do you turn Road Kill into dinner? Can a Kung Fu Master rip your heart out of your chest? How much money can a pimp make? |
| Nov 26, 2009 @ 11:00 PM |
MANswersHow can doctors use your poop to save a life? What is the safest way to get hit by a car? How would huge boobs bounce on the moon? What is the world's biggest handgun? What's America's deadliest fishing? |
| Nov 26, 2009 @ 11:30 PM |
MANswersHow can you survive a tiger attack? Can music be loud enough to kill you? What do dudes like better, boobs or butts? How fast do you have to go to rip your muscles off the bone? Where have some dudes made secret sex tapes without breaking the law? |
| Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:00 AM |
MANswersHow can beer make boobs bigger? Do midget hookers charge half price? How can poop become a destructive missile? What are the cutest animals that can kill you? How can a convicted criminal get sent to a cushy, white-collar prison? |
| Dec 5, 2009 @ 12:00 AM |
MANswersHow can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs? |
| Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:30 PM |
MANswersHow fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk? |
| Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:00 PM |
MANswersHow can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs? |
| Dec 10, 2009 @ 11:30 PM |
MANswersHow can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs? |
| Dec 12, 2009 @ 2:00 AM |
MANswersCan your farts save a buddy's life? Where in the world are you most likely to get oral sex? Where is the world's biggest strip club? How can you make a kick-ass weapon for under five bucks? How can you escape from a straight jacket? |
| Dec 12, 2009 @ 2:30 AM |
MANswersHow cold do you have to be to freeze your balls off? Does spanking make you horny? What country is the least well endowed? What kills you faster - a cobra or a python? Who is the Patron Saint of hangovers? |
| Dec 12, 2009 @ 3:00 AM |
MANswersCan you freeze your farts and smell them later? What country's military pays for fake boobs? How have drug offenders tried to hide weed from drug-sniffing dogs? What's the one way to make your penis up to three inches longer? Where's the drunkest place in the universe? |
| Dec 12, 2009 @ 3:30 AM |
MANswersWhat's more nutritious - cats or dogs? How can you harness the power of your piss? In which country does sex last the longest? How do you survive a killer bee attack? What's the best way to whip an addiction? |
| Dec 16, 2009 @ 10:30 PM |
MANswers |
| Dec 16, 2009 @ 11:00 PM |
MANswersHow fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk? |
| Dec 17, 2009 @ 12:00 AM |
MANswersWhat's the secret about W's poop? How long can you survive on beer alone? How teeny can a bikini get before the Vice Squad shuts you down? |
| Dec 17, 2009 @ 12:34 AM |
MANswersWhat's the secret to taking a stripper home? How much do you fart in a day? How can you kill a bear with your hands? |
| Dec 17, 2009 @ 1:04 AM |
MANswersHow long can you survive in space without a spacesuit? Can you beat a drug test? How can you dig out a bullet yourself? |
| Dec 17, 2009 @ 1:34 AM |
MANswersWhat's stronger, a samurai sword or a bullet? How tough are fake boobs? How can you bust out of handcuffs? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 12:00 AM |
MANswersDo big boobs float? Can you beat the Breathalyzer? Where's the best place to get shot? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 12:30 AM |
MANswersWhich animal can drink you under the table? Can blondes make you dumber? What is the only guaranteed method experts use to defuse bombs? How do you neutralize an astronaut who goes berserk in space? What are the most extreme sex fetishes in the world? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 1:00 AM |
MANswersYou're a cannibal -what's the best human organ to eat? How much is your sperm worth? Who's hornier, babes with fake boobs or real boobs? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 1:30 AM |
MANswersHow can you tell - is he a dealer or is he a Narc? How much booze does it take to kill you? Who's better in bed - party girls, gymnastic girls, or smart girls? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 2:00 AM |
MANswersCan you take the dump of death? Who's got the world's biggest boobs? What's the sure-fire way to defend yourself in a bar fight? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 2:30 AM |
MANswersHow to tell if she's a Hooker or a Cop. How do you get drunk faster? How much boob do you need to crush a beer can? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 3:00 AM |
MANswersDo big boobs float? Can you beat the Breathalyzer? Where's the best place to get shot? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 3:30 AM |
MANswersWhich animal can drink you under the table? Can blondes make you dumber? What is the only guaranteed method experts use to defuse bombs? How do you neutralize an astronaut who goes berserk in space? What are the most extreme sex fetishes in the world? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 9:00 PM |
MANswersHow fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 9:30 PM |
MANswers |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 10:30 PM |
MANswersHow can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs? |
| Dec 22, 2009 @ 11:00 PM |
MANswersBest of ManswersWhat's the fastest way to get drunk? Do big boobs float? And what does it take to get a stripper home? These and the rest of the questions plaguing the male mind will be answered on The Best of Manswers. The greatest countdown show in the history of countdown shows premieres only on Spike TV. |
| Dec 23, 2009 @ 3:30 AM |
MANswersWhat's faster - man or sperm? How can a burger joint cure your hemorrhoids? What is the horniest animal in the jungle? How can you tell if SHE's a HE? What's the most badass way to make two grand a week? How can you tell if she has saggy boobs before you rip her dress off? |
| Dec 24, 2009 @ 3:00 AM |
MANswersWhat male will screw anything? What's in my ball sack? How much electricity would it take to kill you? What are three ways to make money with a dead body? How many patients a day wake up during surgery? How can you literally get drunk on grandpa? |
| Dec 24, 2009 @ 3:30 AM |
MANswersHow can beer make boobs bigger? Do midget hookers charge half price? How can poop become a destructive missile? What are the cutest animals that can kill you? How can a convicted criminal get sent to a cushy, white-collar prison? |
| Dec 25, 2009 @ 3:00 AM |
MANswersBest of ManswersWhat's the fastest way to get drunk? Do big boobs float? And what does it take to get a stripper home? These and the rest of the questions plaguing the male mind will be answered on The Best of Manswers. The greatest countdown show in the history of countdown shows premieres only on Spike TV. |
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