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Spike TV answers all of the burning questions men have been dying to ask, but never found socially acceptable in the comedic late-night series, MANswers. The fast-paced series works to satisfy the curiosity of Spike viewers by asking the tough questions only guys would appreciate and taking the viewers on a wild ride to find out the answers. In each episode, MANswers races through re-enactments, expert one-on-ones and man-on-the-street interviews to educate Spike viewers on the taboo topics in terms only guys can relate to. The truth is never what you would expect and will inevitably end up being talked about around the water cooler the next day.

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Date & Time Episode
Nov 26, 2009 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

What's the only animal that engages in prostitution? What's the most dangerous explosive known to man? How long do you have to reattach a severed limb? What animal is America's secret weapon in the War on Terror? What's healthier for you - red wine obeer? How much bigger have boobs gotten in the last 15 years?

Nov 26, 2009 @ 12:30 AM

MANswers

What's the deadliest weapon ever stuck in a prisoner's ass? What method of smoking weed gets a stoner the highest? How much blood can you lose before you die? How can you go without washing your underwear for a year? Where is the world's sexiest topless beach?

Nov 26, 2009 @ 1:00 AM

MANswers

Straight girls, Bi chicks, or Lesbians - which chicks put out the most? How can a chicken improve your sex life? How do you turn Road Kill into dinner? Can a Kung Fu Master rip your heart out of your chest? How much money can a pimp make?

Nov 26, 2009 @ 11:00 PM

MANswers

How can doctors use your poop to save a life? What is the safest way to get hit by a car? How would huge boobs bounce on the moon? What is the world's biggest handgun? What's America's deadliest fishing?

Nov 26, 2009 @ 11:30 PM

MANswers

How can you survive a tiger attack? Can music be loud enough to kill you? What do dudes like better, boobs or butts? How fast do you have to go to rip your muscles off the bone? Where have some dudes made secret sex tapes without breaking the law?

Dec 3, 2009 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

How can beer make boobs bigger? Do midget hookers charge half price? How can poop become a destructive missile? What are the cutest animals that can kill you? How can a convicted criminal get sent to a cushy, white-collar prison?

Dec 5, 2009 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

Dec 9, 2009 @ 10:30 PM

MANswers

How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk?

Dec 9, 2009 @ 11:00 PM

MANswers

How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

Dec 10, 2009 @ 11:30 PM

MANswers

How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

Dec 12, 2009 @ 2:00 AM

MANswers

Can your farts save a buddy's life? Where in the world are you most likely to get oral sex? Where is the world's biggest strip club? How can you make a kick-ass weapon for under five bucks? How can you escape from a straight jacket?

Dec 12, 2009 @ 2:30 AM

MANswers

How cold do you have to be to freeze your balls off? Does spanking make you horny? What country is the least well endowed? What kills you faster - a cobra or a python? Who is the Patron Saint of hangovers?

Dec 12, 2009 @ 3:00 AM

MANswers

Can you freeze your farts and smell them later? What country's military pays for fake boobs? How have drug offenders tried to hide weed from drug-sniffing dogs? What's the one way to make your penis up to three inches longer? Where's the drunkest place in the universe?

Dec 12, 2009 @ 3:30 AM

MANswers

What's more nutritious - cats or dogs? How can you harness the power of your piss? In which country does sex last the longest? How do you survive a killer bee attack? What's the best way to whip an addiction?

Dec 16, 2009 @ 10:30 PM

MANswers

Dec 16, 2009 @ 11:00 PM

MANswers

How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk?

Dec 17, 2009 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

What's the secret about W's poop? How long can you survive on beer alone? How teeny can a bikini get before the Vice Squad shuts you down?

Dec 17, 2009 @ 12:34 AM

MANswers

What's the secret to taking a stripper home? How much do you fart in a day? How can you kill a bear with your hands?

Dec 17, 2009 @ 1:04 AM

MANswers

How long can you survive in space without a spacesuit? Can you beat a drug test? How can you dig out a bullet yourself?

Dec 17, 2009 @ 1:34 AM

MANswers

What's stronger, a samurai sword or a bullet? How tough are fake boobs? How can you bust out of handcuffs?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

Do big boobs float? Can you beat the Breathalyzer? Where's the best place to get shot?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 12:30 AM

MANswers

Which animal can drink you under the table? Can blondes make you dumber? What is the only guaranteed method experts use to defuse bombs? How do you neutralize an astronaut who goes berserk in space? What are the most extreme sex fetishes in the world?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 1:00 AM

MANswers

You're a cannibal -what's the best human organ to eat? How much is your sperm worth? Who's hornier, babes with fake boobs or real boobs?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 1:30 AM

MANswers

How can you tell - is he a dealer or is he a Narc? How much booze does it take to kill you? Who's better in bed - party girls, gymnastic girls, or smart girls?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 2:00 AM

MANswers

Can you take the dump of death? Who's got the world's biggest boobs? What's the sure-fire way to defend yourself in a bar fight?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 2:30 AM

MANswers

How to tell if she's a Hooker or a Cop. How do you get drunk faster? How much boob do you need to crush a beer can?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 3:00 AM

MANswers

Do big boobs float? Can you beat the Breathalyzer? Where's the best place to get shot?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 3:30 AM

MANswers

Which animal can drink you under the table? Can blondes make you dumber? What is the only guaranteed method experts use to defuse bombs? How do you neutralize an astronaut who goes berserk in space? What are the most extreme sex fetishes in the world?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 9:00 PM

MANswers

How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

MANswers

Dec 22, 2009 @ 10:30 PM

MANswers

How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

Dec 22, 2009 @ 11:00 PM

MANswers

Best of Manswers

What's the fastest way to get drunk? Do big boobs float? And what does it take to get a stripper home? These and the rest of the questions plaguing the male mind will be answered on The Best of Manswers. The greatest countdown show in the history of countdown shows premieres only on Spike TV.

Dec 23, 2009 @ 3:30 AM

MANswers

What's faster - man or sperm? How can a burger joint cure your hemorrhoids? What is the horniest animal in the jungle? How can you tell if SHE's a HE? What's the most badass way to make two grand a week? How can you tell if she has saggy boobs before you rip her dress off?

Dec 24, 2009 @ 3:00 AM

MANswers

What male will screw anything? What's in my ball sack? How much electricity would it take to kill you? What are three ways to make money with a dead body? How many patients a day wake up during surgery? How can you literally get drunk on grandpa?

Dec 24, 2009 @ 3:30 AM

MANswers

How can beer make boobs bigger? Do midget hookers charge half price? How can poop become a destructive missile? What are the cutest animals that can kill you? How can a convicted criminal get sent to a cushy, white-collar prison?

Dec 25, 2009 @ 3:00 AM

MANswers

Best of Manswers

What's the fastest way to get drunk? Do big boobs float? And what does it take to get a stripper home? These and the rest of the questions plaguing the male mind will be answered on The Best of Manswers. The greatest countdown show in the history of countdown shows premieres only on Spike TV.

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