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Spike TV answers all of the burning questions men have been dying to ask, but never found socially acceptable in the comedic late-night series, MANswers. The fast-paced series works to satisfy the curiosity of Spike viewers by asking the tough questions only guys would appreciate and taking the viewers on a wild ride to find out the answers. In each episode, MANswers races through re-enactments, expert one-on-ones and man-on-the-street interviews to educate Spike viewers on the taboo topics in terms only guys can relate to. The truth is never what you would expect and will inevitably end up being talked about around the water cooler the next day.

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Sep 3, 2010 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

What's the only animal that engages in prostitution? What's the most dangerous explosive known to man? How long do you have to reattach a severed limb? What animal is America's secret weapon in the War on Terror? What's healthier for you - red wine obeer? How much bigger have boobs gotten in the last 15 years?

Sep 3, 2010 @ 1:00 AM

MANswers

Can you freeze your farts and smell them later? What country's military pays for fake boobs? How have drug offenders tried to hide weed from drug-sniffing dogs? What's the one way to make your penis up to three inches longer? Where's the drunkest place in the universe?

Sep 3, 2010 @ 1:30 AM

MANswers

What's the secret about W's poop? How long can you survive on beer alone? How teeny can a bikini get before the Vice Squad shuts you down?

Sep 9, 2010 @ 12:08 AM

MANswers

Which animal can drink you under the table? Can blondes make you dumber? What is the only guaranteed method experts use to defuse bombs? How do you neutralize an astronaut who goes berserk in space? What are the most extreme sex fetishes in the world?

Sep 9, 2010 @ 12:38 AM

MANswers

What's faster - man or sperm? How can a burger joint cure your hemorrhoids? What is the horniest animal in the jungle? How can you tell if SHE's a HE? What's the most badass way to make two grand a week? How can you tell if she has saggy boobs before you rip her dress off?

Sep 9, 2010 @ 1:08 AM

MANswers

How cold do you have to be to freeze your balls off? Does spanking make you horny? What country is the least well endowed? What kills you faster - a cobra or a python? Who is the Patron Saint of hangovers?

Sep 9, 2010 @ 1:38 AM

MANswers

How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers have to be to blow a girl's clothes off? What's the surefire way to get your junk in that trunk?

Sep 10, 2010 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

What's the deadliest weapon ever stuck in a prisoner's ass? What method of smoking weed gets a stoner the highest? How much blood can you lose before you die? How can you go without washing your underwear for a year? Where is the world's sexiest topless beach?

Sep 10, 2010 @ 1:00 AM

MANswers

Where are you most likely to get a 3-way? How can a dude rip your eye out with his bare hands? Who puts out the most - blondes, brunettes or redheads? What's the newest way to smuggle drugs across the border? How do you calculate the perfect ass?

Sep 10, 2010 @ 1:30 AM

MANswers

What's the secret to taking a stripper home? How much do you fart in a day? How can you kill a bear with your hands?

Sep 16, 2010 @ 12:08 AM

MANswers

Do big boobs float? Can you beat the Breathalyzer? Where's the best place to get shot?

Sep 16, 2010 @ 12:38 AM

MANswers

Can you eat beaver during lent? What's the best way for a dude to cut off his arm with a pocket knife? How can you drink more and pee less? Who had sex 919 times in one day? What is the law of mammary motion?

Sep 16, 2010 @ 1:08 AM

MANswers

What's more nutritious - cats or dogs? How can you harness the power of your piss? In which country does sex last the longest? How do you survive a killer bee attack? What's the best way to whip an addiction?

Sep 16, 2010 @ 1:38 AM

MANswers

Can you take the dump of death? Who's got the world's biggest boobs? What's the sure-fire way to defend yourself in a bar fight?

Sep 17, 2010 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

What's the world's smallest handgun? How can you generate electricity with huge, swinging boobs? What's the surefire way to tell if a chick's a virgin? How many nukes would it take to blow up the earth? How can you tell if she's going to be a screamer?

Sep 17, 2010 @ 1:00 AM

MANswers

What's the best way to bribe a warlord? Can a police dog sniff drugs and get high? What's the fastest way to completely disintegrate a dead body? What's the best drug to find in a girl's medicine cabinet? MANswers update: Who's got the world's biggest boobs?

Sep 17, 2010 @ 1:30 AM

MANswers

How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

Sep 23, 2010 @ 12:08 AM

MANswers

How can doctors use your poop to save a life? What is the safest way to get hit by a car? How would huge boobs bounce on the moon? What is the world's biggest handgun? What's America's deadliest fishing?

Sep 23, 2010 @ 12:38 AM

MANswers

Can you fart so hard your balls explode? How flat would you be if you were run over by a steamroller? What animal is most adept at choking the chicken? How can taking a piss cost fifty million dollars? Can you kill someone by dropping a nickel off the Empire State building?

Sep 23, 2010 @ 1:08 AM

MANswers

What's stronger, a samurai sword or a bullet? How tough are fake boobs? How can you bust out of handcuffs?

Sep 23, 2010 @ 1:38 AM

MANswers

How can beer make boobs bigger? Do midget hookers charge half price? How can poop become a destructive missile? What are the cutest animals that can kill you? How can a convicted criminal get sent to a cushy, white-collar prison?

Sep 24, 2010 @ 12:00 AM

MANswers

How can you survive a tiger attack? Can music be loud enough to kill you? What do dudes like better, boobs or butts? How fast do you have to go to rip your muscles off the bone? Where have some dudes made secret sex tapes without breaking the law?

Sep 30, 2010 @ 12:08 AM

MANswers

How can you tell - is he a dealer or is he a Narc? How much booze does it take to kill you? Who's better in bed - party girls, gymnastic girls, or smart girls?

Sep 30, 2010 @ 12:38 AM

MANswers

How long can you survive in space without a spacesuit? Can you beat a drug test? How can you dig out a bullet yourself?

Sep 30, 2010 @ 1:08 AM

MANswers

How the hell do guys get laid on a speeding motorcycle? Where do hookers peddle their ass, then kick your ass? How can your penis make a face? If a stash of cocaine busts in a drug mule's gut, how long 'till he's dead? What's the fastest way to deflate a beach boner? How can your cell phone make boobs bigger?

Sep 30, 2010 @ 1:38 AM

MANswers

Can you freeze your farts and smell them later? What country's military pays for fake boobs? How have drug offenders tried to hide weed from drug-sniffing dogs? What's the one way to make your penis up to three inches longer? Where's the drunkest place in the universe?

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