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• 226 Views Video Posted February 24, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 10

  

  If you're looking for Episode 9, it ain't available free online. Dangit! But you can visit umop.com and either pick up a DVD or buy it for a buck. In the meantime, enjoy the tenth episode right here, which celebrates the series as it originally existed on Newgrounds.com by wandering in an self-reflexive, acidic stupor through pretty much all of the internets. Play Video

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• 92 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 8

  

  One fateful Valentine's Day, the Animal Babies decide to hit the clubs in search of romance, or at least a little skin. Watch in frustration as their efforts range from worst to worster. A tender vittle of backstory for Puppy comes into play at some point, which doesn't so much answer any questions as it does stick a hot poker in your heiny hole and call you a whore. Play Video

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• 44 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 7

  

  It's a special time of year. Put out a plate full of cookies and a Colt 45, and Satan will come down your chimney with a giant red sack full of dreams and wishes. And enlarged private parts for one lucky Puppy! Play Video

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• 36 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 6

  

  Here's a crude little Turkey Day movie anyone can enjoy. Anyone, that is, with a penchant for truly turdy dialog and enough lowbrow humor to choke a 5-headed hydra. I'll be quite frank; no one likes this episode much. Be original and call it your all-time favorite! That's what I do! Then we can both be the same kinda different, but together. Play Video

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• 170 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 5

  

  This 11-minute episode is the longest ever! But is that a good thing? Join the Animal Babies as they root around in the basement for something fun to do, and end up finding some old Dungeons & Dragons relics instead. The fun begins when they find the water pipe. Hoo boy! Everybody "Save Versus Retard" at minus five to the roll! Play Video

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• 249 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 4

  

  Originally an interactive TV show generator on Newgrounds.com, this sporadically interesting installment has been "linearized" through the magic of "Ultra-Klooge" technology for your viewing endurement. Once you get to channel 9, you will be ocularly molested by the meat of this pop-cultural barrage: "Stupor Heroes," where your Animal Baby pals play dress-up and then do a bunch of stupid crapola. Play Video

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• 182 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 3

  

  Time for "Show and Hell!" A few surprise visitors join the fun, including a few of the Animal Babies' relatives. But that's only the beginning. A must-see 3-minute epic that will change your whole outlook on life, period. Or just give you something to stare at, you procrastinating monkey, you. Play Video

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• 139 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies 2

  

  A delightfully insipid poem to brighten your day. As you're attempting to ascertain its meaning, please do not spill the bong on the bedspread. "Retarded Animal Babies... they're retarded, so you won't have to be!" Play Video

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• 131 Views Video Posted February 23, 2008 in Viral

  Retarded Animal Babies

  

  For five years running, this wonderfully idiotic, perverse series has graced the internet, seen by millions of drooling reprobates just like you. Required viewing for fringe animation buffs. Play Video

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