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Posted November 17, 2009 -
They were designed to be the fastest, most responsive, and best-equipped transport vehicles in the history of mankind, but their sheer bulkiness and lack of seduction makes them impervious to one thing...you can see them from outer f***ng space.
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Posted November 03, 2009 -
When you enter the voting booth and pull back that dingy curtain to make your voice heard, you have to ask yourself just one question before you pull back each lever: will this candidate fight for me? Here are 10 that would earn a big hanging chad in the "yes" box for that proposition.
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Posted October 21, 2009 -
If you want your movie to have a villain that the audience will instantly despise, just make them one of three things: a Nazi, a snooty restaurant maître d', or an employee of the government. If you want your audiences to run at the screen and rip the canvas with their bare hands, make him a combination of all three...or just him a member of the latter.
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Posted October 08, 2009 -
Who says the only way to get a case of the creeps from your living room television is by tuning into old Twilight Zone episodes or staring directly into Nancy Grace's shrill Medusa-like face? Some of the most spine-twisting and stomach-churning moments don't happen on your favorite TV shows. They happen in between them.
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Posted September 28, 2009 -
Video game sidekicks are by their very name supposed to help you complete your quest, overcome the zombie horde, or destroy the giant chicken robot that poops death bombs. Some of them not only fail miserably at this small task, they actually hinder yours. These are the sidekicks that might as well be villains.
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Posted September 21, 2009 -
Who says you have to have a flawless body, eyes that don't need huge glasses, and the brain of a clump of meat shaped to look like a human head in order to score a mega-uber-super babe? Some of history's greatest nerds, dweebs, dorks, and spazzes have made more than a few hotties' "bunsens" burn at least at 1,600 degrees Celsius. Here are the most brilliant nerds who made a real nomenclature for themselves with the ladies.
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Posted August 05, 2009 -
Video games have evolved into a much greater power from their early days of 8-bit fetushood. They are inching one step closer to mimicking reality and that means they can do more than feed your need for harmless, consequence-free violence. Some can make your skin crawl, almost to the point that it can learn how to walk. Here are the level bosses that still haunt our left and right lobes.
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Posted July 30, 2009 -
It's another Saturday night and you're all ready to take your totally-out-of-your-league girlfriend out for a long night of food, fun, and hopefully some perverted combination of food and fun. You give her a ring to see if she's ready, and she asks if it's okay if one of her friends tags along. Be wary of the following friends who might just be your biggest foe.
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Posted July 06, 2009 -
The human race has more access to more information than ever before. Anything we want or need to know is literally within reaching distance of our fingertips. Unfortunately, some of the people who deliver it make us long for the day when news was tied to a brick and thrown at your front door. The news may not have always been accurate or even true, but at least it gave you something useful, like a brick. These are the TV talking heads who make us wish they would just stop talking.
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Posted June 18, 2009 -
When a real man spends his days blowing stuff up, breaking wooden boards with his face, or turning other hard working guys into crumpled masses of flesh and whimpering, he needs equally manly ways to unwind. But these really wussy hobbies of the rich, famous, and badass have us wondering why they don't go through constant bouts of nervous, fist-flying breakdowns.
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