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James Rolfe travels back to the Old West of 1885 for the final installment of the Back to the Future trilogy.
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James Rolfe travels 30 years into the future to pay tribute to the 1989 classic.
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Get into the DeLorean with James Rolfe as he takes a ride back to 1955 for one of the greatest time travel movies ever.
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James Rolfe goes back in time for the final installment of the original Terminator trilogy.
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James Rolfe is back with Judgement Day.
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James Rolfe unlocks the first installment of James Cameron's epic Terminator series.
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James Rolfe journeys to the 20th century for the most ridiculous Star Trek yet.
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James Rolfe searches for Spock in his ongoing look at the classic Star Trek trilogy.
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James Rolfe boldly goes where no man has gone before with a comprehensive look at Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
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A talking gorilla takes all comers in the 1976 feature film King Kung Fu, a cult classic that's so bad it's good.
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James Rolfe pays tribute to Invasion of the Body Snatchers and The Blob...and their modern remakes.
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James Rolfe takes a ride with the sci-fi classics War of the Worlds and Invaders from Mars...and their modern remakes.
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James Rolfe takes you on a twisted sleigh ride with the utterly bizarre 1959 classic Santa Claus.
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James Rolfe takes a ride with three out-of-this-world alien invasion films (and their modern remakes).
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CineMassacre's James Rolfe goes way over the rainbow with a look at the bizarre 1985 "sequel" to The Wizard of Oz.
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CineMassacre's James Rolfe gets behind the wheel of the mindless Stephen King horror classic.
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CineMassacre's James Rolfe runs through Stanley Kubrick's hedge maze with a twisted take on The Shining.
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CineMassacre's James Rolfe concludes his look at legendary schlockmeister Ed Wood.
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CineMassacre's James Rolfe takes on Ed Wood in a comprehensive look at the legendary schlockmeister.
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CineMassacre: Gremlins
The '80s classic is put through its paces in a way only CineMassacre can.
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The final installment of CineMassacre's in depth look at the history of the Batman franchise.
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CineMassacre continues its epic look at the origins of Batman.
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The inaugural episode of CineMassacre takes a look at the origins of everyone's favorite bat-flavored superhero, Batman!
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James Rolfe built his name as the internet phenomenon, the Angry Video Game Nerd.
His vitriol-filled rants about the worst video games ever made created a wave of hype across the Web, and he's brought his patented, snarky attitude into film with CineMassacre. James holds nothing back with his commentary on the best and worst of cinema.
Whether he's spewing hate on one of the worst films of all time or sharing his favorite car chases, his uncompromising, smart commentary demonstrates a vast knowledge of the medium, while taking film criticism to a new, unknown place. CineMassacre has fun with movies, and that's why we watch them.
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You rock James!
If I was a girl I would have you babies!!
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You always create fantastic movies. I can't wait for the reviews!
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I cant wait to see your reviews. Maybe you should review some bands as well?
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I don't know if you will ever be able to beat the awesomeness that was your Ninja Turtles review but I will watch them all to find out.
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Twise the Mega Power? What's Mega Power and how can you have twice of it? Hahaha!
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I love everything you do James. I've seen everything that you have on Cinemassacre, Youtube, and Gametrailers. You have a specific style that I just love and can relate to. If I ever see something of yours in the theater or on TV, and I know I will some day, I'll know it's something you created before the credits roll because of your distinct style. If the deader the better turned out so amazing,especially considering what you had to make it, I can only imagine what you could create with somewhat of a budget. Keep creating and you'll get an even bigger break than AVGN. Nobody reviews a movie like you and I can't wait to see what you pick apart next.
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James, you've got good talent but please get away from the filth--you can do a lot better. Take care.
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i'm new to spike and the only reason i joined was to watch CineMassacre cause his reviews kicks ass. is there a subscribe button for CineMassacre cause i can't find it... if there is one.
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James...ur sir are one lucky son of a ***** i mean wow ur on spike.com
Kudos to ur movie making career and i hope u never stop...cuz i want to see u making people happy!0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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this would be a breath of fresh air! out of youtube! i have always loved your reviews of the nerd and now the cinemassacre reviews will kick ass! p.s. also joined spike cause of cinemassacre!!
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Hey! Could you add me as a friend here at SPIKE?
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You should do a review on Pixar movies. Like Toy Story, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, and definitely Wall-E. That movie was by far Pixar¿s best.
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James...you are the man, your my idol, you are my insparation to film movies.
Thanks for being amazing!
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Been following your work since the first AVGN review of Simons Quest and have loved all of them on YouTube, Screwattack and Gametrailers. That lead me to Cinemassacre.com and I can easily say I've become a huge fan. Rocky Jumped a Park Bench was just pure gold.
I also joined Spike.com just because you are on here. If you ever have a chance to make a west coast convention I'd probably just shit my pants. Keep up the great work!
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I-am a huge Fan Do You Have A SISTER SITE
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Yo DUDE ADD ME!!!
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YOU ROCK JAMES!!!!!! GREAT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!
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tó the star terk moveis.
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Review twilight movie...
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D.A.R.Y.L, (1985) Not quite Human (1980-1990s), WarGames (1983), Primal Fear, (1990s) Project X, Flight of the Navigator.
the time machine. Human PCU A.I. system controler Brain hacker CBS exclusive (80s movie)
Time After Time, (1970-1980) the heavenly kid (1985), weird science, ruthless people, Mannequin0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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Have fun...AVGN man...great videos :)
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Sorry for the triple post but, the above are movies you are gonna have fun reviewing for everyone too see. :)
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PLEASE review evil aliens.
2005 - directed by Jake West.
It would make an awesome CineMassacre review
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Aliens
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jams!!!!!!!!
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please let me suck you balls till they cum off and become my tonsils
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I'll bet when you first started ranting on video games with your friends that you never thought it would lead to someone called "Hitler's Daughter" offering to fellate your testicles.
Awesome work, as always. You are one of the few legal reasons I continue to pay my ISP on time. Kudos.0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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len berman
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Hey man. I am an absolute fan of you and your videos. I have recently watched your top ten list on Badass Bad Guys, and it had me thinking, sure most people root for the villains, but I think it is the sidekicks/partners of the main character that steal the show as well. So any chance you might make a top ten list on Sidekicks/Partners? For example, Robin, Shortie Round from Indiana Jones, Data from The Goonies, Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung, you know, those kind of people.
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Hey James you are one my favorite film-makers
check out my site http://www.media-mayhem.com/0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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will you do a review for terminator 4?
keep up the good work im a fan of all of it :P0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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I am perplexed at the low number of comments on your spike TV account. I'd be extremely interested in what you have to say about the 70's Amityville horror, since you have done the shining.
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hey james could you review the movie "Its A mad mad mad mad world" its my favorite moive of all time
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hey James aka avgn i keep playing a game from my child hood and it only akes me angry, sad , and like i should kill my self so i wanted your opinion
GAME: SUPER ghouls & ghoust for SNES0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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hi james (AVGN) u kick ass
hey why don't you do a wii internet review man its driving me nuts the not doing anything much apart from wait & i only watch thing's on youtube i tryed to watch ya no game trailers but it won't let saying i have not got enough flash??? & its even worse for dsi you can hardly anything on let using youtube or watch so plz do a review at that will be cool
oh can do on watchmen MAN that movie suck balls it sucks s**t it sucks the a toe off a dead mans foot i rather shuv a pockepine up my a$$ then watch that again ( feel to use that one ) :-) any way keep up the nice work0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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James,
I love cinemassacre!! they are all awesome. I just wish you could make them full time, I was thinking one a day so I would never have to wait... ever!
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Hey James, I signed up to SPIKE just to see your videos! I love AVGN & Cinemassacre. I really hope someday you get to make TV or Movies for a wide audience. I love watching you flip out with AVGN, finding new gems and reliving classic movies with your film reviews.
I hope you enjoy making your videos as much as your fans love watching them! Keep up the fantastic work!
Jay
p.s. my favourite quote of yours is "What a shitload of fuck!"
It's pretty rare that you hear people 'enjoying' swearing in video. And it's awesome :)0 replies Reply Flag comment as inappropriate
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