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I WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO JAMES ROLFE. I´m from Nicaragua and i run a cultural television show about cinematography, rock, gaming and literature called "LADO OSCURO" (DARK SIDE). I want to contact james so that we can make an interview for our Segment called Arte 7 (Art 7 as in the 7th art, cinema) and talk about the cinemassacre work ang avgn. Please, if anybody can contact him directly and tell him about this. Mi email is: oscuro999@hotmail.com or youtube.com/oscuro999 there you can see the show but it´s in español. The interview has to be in english and we will take care of the subtitles. Thanks for reading and for the help in advance.
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Carlos Vargas (LADO OSCURO)
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Hey James, I signed up to SPIKE just to see your videos! I love AVGN & Cinemassacre. I really hope someday you get to make TV or Movies for a wide audience. I love watching you flip out with AVGN, finding new gems and reliving classic movies with your film reviews.
I hope you enjoy making your videos as much as your fans love watching them! Keep up the fantastic work!
Jay
p.s. my favourite quote of yours is "What a shitload of fuck!"
It's pretty rare that you hear people 'enjoying' swearing in video. And it's awesome :)
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James,
I love cinemassacre!! they are all awesome. I just wish you could make them full time, I was thinking one a day so I would never have to wait... ever!
Keep up the good work!!
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hi james (AVGN) u kick ass
hey why don't you do a wii internet review man its driving me nuts the not doing anything much apart from wait & i only watch thing's on youtube i tryed to watch ya no game trailers but it won't let saying i have not got enough flash??? & its even worse for dsi you can hardly anything on let using youtube or watch so plz do a review at that will be cool
oh can do on watchmen MAN that movie suck balls it sucks s**t it sucks the a toe off a dead mans foot i rather shuv a pockepine up my a$$ then watch that again ( feel to use that one ) :-) any way keep up the nice work
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hey James aka avgn i keep playing a game from my child hood and it only akes me angry, sad , and like i should kill my self so i wanted your opinion
GAME: SUPER ghouls & ghoust for SNES
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hey james could you review the movie "Its A mad mad mad mad world" its my favorite moive of all time
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I am perplexed at the low number of comments on your spike TV account. I'd be extremely interested in what you have to say about the 70's Amityville horror, since you have done the shining.
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will you do a review for terminator 4?
keep up the good work im a fan of all of it :P
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Hey James you are one my favorite film-makers
check out my site http://www.media-mayhem.com/
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Hey man. I am an absolute fan of you and your videos. I have recently watched your top ten list on Badass Bad Guys, and it had me thinking, sure most people root for the villains, but I think it is the sidekicks/partners of the main character that steal the show as well. So any chance you might make a top ten list on Sidekicks/Partners? For example, Robin, Shortie Round from Indiana Jones, Data from The Goonies, Yuen Biao and Sammo Hung, you know, those kind of people.
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len berman
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I'll bet when you first started ranting on video games with your friends that you never thought it would lead to someone called "Hitler's Daughter" offering to fellate your testicles.
Awesome work, as always. You are one of the few legal reasons I continue to pay my ISP on time. Kudos.
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please let me suck you balls till they cum off and become my tonsils
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jams!!!!!!!!
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PLEASE review evil aliens.
2005 - directed by Jake West.
It would make an awesome CineMassacre review
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Aliens
-Jack
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Sorry for the triple post but, the above are movies you are gonna have fun reviewing for everyone too see. :)
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Have fun...AVGN man...great videos :)
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D.A.R.Y.L, (1985) Not quite Human (1980-1990s), WarGames (1983), Primal Fear, (1990s) Project X, Flight of the Navigator.
the time machine. Human PCU A.I. system controler Brain hacker CBS exclusive (80s movie)
Time After Time, (1970-1980) the heavenly kid (1985), weird science, ruthless people, Mannequin
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Review twilight movie...
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tó the star terk moveis.
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YOU ROCK JAMES!!!!!! GREAT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!
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Yo DUDE ADD ME!!!
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I-am a huge Fan Do You Have A SISTER SITE
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James,
Been following your work since the first AVGN review of Simons Quest and have loved all of them on YouTube, Screwattack and Gametrailers. That lead me to Cinemassacre.com and I can easily say I've become a huge fan. Rocky Jumped a Park Bench was just pure gold.
I also joined Spike.com just because you are on here. If you ever have a chance to make a west coast convention I'd probably just shit my pants. Keep up the great work!
Jeff
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James...you are the man, your my idol, you are my insparation to film movies.
Thanks for being amazing!
-Andy
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You should do a review on Pixar movies. Like Toy Story, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, and definitely Wall-E. That movie was by far Pixar¿s best.
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Hey! Could you add me as a friend here at SPIKE?
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this would be a breath of fresh air! out of youtube! i have always loved your reviews of the nerd and now the cinemassacre reviews will kick ass! p.s. also joined spike cause of cinemassacre!!
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James...ur sir are one lucky son of a ***** i mean wow ur on spike.com
Kudos to ur movie making career and i hope u never stop...cuz i want to see u making people happy!
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i'm new to spike and the only reason i joined was to watch CineMassacre cause his reviews kicks ass. is there a subscribe button for CineMassacre cause i can't find it... if there is one.
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James, you've got good talent but please get away from the filth--you can do a lot better. Take care.
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I love everything you do James. I've seen everything that you have on Cinemassacre, Youtube, and Gametrailers. You have a specific style that I just love and can relate to. If I ever see something of yours in the theater or on TV, and I know I will some day, I'll know it's something you created before the credits roll because of your distinct style. If the deader the better turned out so amazing,especially considering what you had to make it, I can only imagine what you could create with somewhat of a budget. Keep creating and you'll get an even bigger break than AVGN. Nobody reviews a movie like you and I can't wait to see what you pick apart next.
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Twise the Mega Power? What's Mega Power and how can you have twice of it? Hahaha!
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I don't know if you will ever be able to beat the awesomeness that was your Ninja Turtles review but I will watch them all to find out.
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I think my name says it all.
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I cant wait to see your reviews. Maybe you should review some bands as well?
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You always create fantastic movies. I can't wait for the reviews!
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You rock James!
If I was a girl I would have you babies!!
Or perhaps not..
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