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Baywatch Bimbo!

Jasmine saves a 90s beach babe, Big Gus covers a "pick up line," and Tommy fixes a childish mistake.

- OKAY, SO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME.

HOW DID YOU WIND UP WITH THIS

CRAZY BLACK DEAD BUTTERFLYON YOUR BACK?

- [laughs]

SO WHEN I WAS 21,I WAS ON BAYWATCH.

IT WAS THE NUMBER ONESHOW IN THE WORLD,

AND IT REALLY WAS CRAZY.

all: NICOLE!

NICOLE!

BAYWATCH BIMBO! BAYWATCH BIMBO!

BAYWATCH BIMBO!

- TO BE ON BAYWATCH AND BECALLED "THE BAYWATCH BIMBOS,"

IT JUST KILLED ME.

LIKE, IT KNOCKED ME DOWN.

SO I REALLY FREAKED OUT,AND I LEFT THE SHOW.

I JUST NEEDED TO TAKE TIMEFOR MYSELF

AND FIGURE OUT WHO I AMAND WHAT'S GOING ON.

SO I WAS TALKING TO A FRIENDOF MINE WHO'S A TATTOO ARTIST.

HE KIND OF WAS THE ONETHAT BROUGHT IT UP

AND SAID THAT I SHOULD GETA TATTOO

SYMBOLIZING A NEW BEGINNINGFOR ME.

SO I GO TO HIS SHOPWITH MY BOYFRIEND,

AND THE TATTOO ARTISTSTARTS IT,

AND HE'S DOING IT,AND EVERYTHING'S FINE.

- YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, NICOLE.

- AND THEN I REALIZE

HE WAS STARING AT MY BUTTTHE WHOLE TIME.

- HEY!YOU LOOKING AT MY ASS?

- I NEVER NOTICEDTHESE DIMPLES BEFORE.

- THEN I LOOK AT IT,AND I WAS HORRIFIED.

- IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEA BUTTERFLY!

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SYMBOLIZEMY NEW BEGINNING!

- I FELT AWFUL ABOUT IT.

IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

SO I TRIED TO LIVE WITH ITFOR ABOUT A YEAR.

- HOLD IT!

WHAT IS THAT?

SOMEONE TELL MEWHEN THE TATTOO'S GONE.

GET OFF MY SET.

- AND THEN I JUST--I HAD TO GET IT COVERED.

- OH, MY GOODNESS.

- SO I DO MY RESEARCH,

AND I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH,LIKE,

THE BEST TATTOO ARTIST IN TOWN.

BUT HE WAS JUST HORRIBLE.

- I REALLY NEED THIS COVERED UP!

- UH, NO PRESSURE.

- HE WAS NERVOUS.

LIKE, HE WAS DOINGGINSENG SHOTS, TAKING BREAKS.

- ARE YOU COMING BACK?

- NOW IT'S JUST THIS DARK BLOBON MY BACK.

- OH, MY GOODNESS!

AFTER ALL THAT TIME.

WHAT I'M GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW

IS TRY TO RESTORE YOUR FAITHIN TATTOO ARTISTS.

- YOU GOT TO TELL MEHOW YOU GOT THAT THING.

CK IN THE DAY, MAN,I WAS A PLAYER.

THEN I HIT 30.

I PANICKED, MAN.

DUDE, I THOUGHT 30WAS THE DEATH KNELL.

YOU KNOW,I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, MAN.

YOU KNOW, I FELT LIKEI WAS GETTING OLD.

I HAD TO COMPETEWITH THESE YOUNGER GUYS

TO PICK UP THE LADIES,MAN.

- WAIT, LESTER,YOU HAVING A TOUGH TIME?

AW, WE GOT TO HELP LESTER OUT,MAN!

- SO THE PERFECT IDEA WAS TO GETA FLOWER ON MY THIGH, MAN.

ALL I HAD TO DOIS GO TO THE LADIES AND SAY,

"YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT SOMETHING SPECIALFOR YOU."

- OH!

- BUT IN ORDER TO SHOW YOU,I HAVE TO DROP MY PANTS.

- OH, THAT'S GENIUS!

- OH, MAN!

I FIND THE PERFECT SHOP, MAN.

- [groaning]

DOING THIS FOR THE HONEYS.DOING THIS FOR THE HONEYS.

- HE SAID HE KNEWWHAT HE WAS DOING,

BUT I GOT WOODY WOODPECKER,NOT A FLOWER.

- I ASKED FORA BIRD OF PARADISE, MAN.

LOOK AT THIS!

- SO I TRIED OUT ONTHE FIRST CHICK I GOT, MAN.

- I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

- WHERE,WHAT IS IT?

- I TAKE MY PANTS OFF, MAN,

AND I FLASH THE TATTOO,FLEX THE LEG.

- NOW MAY I PRESENTFOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, THIS.

- [laughs]

- WHAT?

- OH, MAN, SHE'S LAUGHING, MAN.

- [laughs]

- GIRL, YOU BETTERHIT THE BRICKS.

JUST GO!

- THANKS FOR A WONDERFUL TIME!

- JUST GET OUT OF HERE!GO!

- IT, LIKE, SQUASHED MY GAME.

BUT, DUDE, WHEN I MET MY WIFE,

DAY ONE, I SAID, "HEY,MY PLAYIN' DAYS ARE OVER."

- NOT GONNA BE EASY, BUT...- ALL RIGHT, MAN.

- WE'RE GONNA WORKTHROUGH IT TOGETHER, MAN.

- I AM FINISHED!- OH!

OH, HALLELUJAH.

JASMINE TELLS ME WE'RE FINISHED.

AND I'M LIKE NERVOUS.

THERE'S ALREADY BEEN TWO ARTISTSWHO DIDN'T GET MY VISION,

AND I WASN'T SO KEENON THE DRAWING.

SO I'M ANXIOUS TO TURN AROUND

AND SEE MY TATTOOFOR THE FIRST TIME.

- I'M VERY HONOREDTO HAVE TATTOOED YOU.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,YOU WERE O BAYWATCH.

- [giggles]

- AN CHARLES IN CHARGEWAS MY FAVORITE SHOW.

I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU LIKEWHAT I'VE DONE.

GOD, PLEASE.

I'M GONNA MOVE OUTOF THE WAY.

- OKAY.

- CAN YOU SEE IT?

- OH, MY LORD!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

- I'M SO HAPPY!

- SO MUCH BETTER.

IT WAS WORTH THE PAIN.

MY TATTOOIS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S FEMININE.

I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER, LIKE,WHERE IT WAS.

- AND I'M ALSO GLAD, HONESTLY,

THAT WE DIDN'TPUT THAT BACKGROUND.

- I KNOW, I THINK IT WOULDHAVE BEEN A LOT.

- FIRST, I HAD TO CHANGETHE SHAPE OF THE BUTTERFLY,

MAKE IT A LITTLE BIGGER,

SO THAT I CAN ADDLIGHTER COLORS.

I THEN ADDED THE LOTUSAND TWO MORE BUTTERFLIES

TO GIVE A FLOWY EFFECT.

- IT'S A BIG TATTOO,BUT IT'S VERY LIGHT.

IT'S COOL.

- AND THE WAY IT FLOWSIS AWESOME.

- YEAH, IT'S REALLYBEAUTIFUL, MAN.

- WELL, THANKS FOR COMINGTO THE SHOP.

- ABSOLUTELY.- TEAMWORK.

- THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, JASMINE.

IT'S SUCH A RELIEF,

AND IT'S SUCHA BEAUTIFUL TRIBUTE

TO MY FAMILY THAT I HAVE.

AND I DON'T EVER HAVE TO LOOK AT

THAT UGLY BLACK BUTTERFLYEVER, EVER AGAIN.

- WHEN YOU TOLD ME CHARLES IN CHARGE I'M LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD, MAN."

- I REMEMBER HER FRO BAYWATCH.

- WAS SHE RUNNING ON THE BEACHWITH THAT RED PONTOON?

- OH, I WISH, WITH THE THINGSBOUNCING ALL OVER.

- ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.

I'M DONE.

- OH, MAN.

THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME.

I CAN'T GO THROUGH ANOTHER15 YEARS WITH A BAD TATTOO.

- ARE YOU READY?

THERE YOU GO.

- HOLY--

YOU SON OF A BISCUIT.

OH!

I LOVE IT!

DUDE, YOU KNOW,THE OLD TATTOO IS SO GONE

THAT I FORGOTWHERE IT WAS EVEN, MAN.

- AWESOME, DUDE.

- THE COLOR'S BEAUTIFUL.

THE DETAIL IS SPECTACULAR!

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, MAN.

IT'S ALMOST LIKEYOU TOOK A LEAF

AND, LIKE, PASTED ITON MY LEG.

- TATTOO WAS INSUCH A SENSITIVE AREA,

I WORKED MY WAY DOWN.

I ADDED LINE WORKAND HEAVY CONTRAST

TO THE DROP SHADOWSOF THE LEAVES.

WITH THE VIBRANCY OF THE RED,REALLY MADE THIS THING POP.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE OLD LADY'SGOING TO THINK, MAN?

- OH, MAN,SHE'S GOING TO LOVE IT.

- OH, I HEAR SOMEONE COMING IN.

- HEY, BABY!

- HI!- COME HERE.

- YOU DID IT?

- WHEN SHE WALKED IN, MAN,

I WAS SO SURPRISED.

I WAS NERVOUSBECAUSE I AM EXCITED

TO BE ABLE TO SHARETHIS MOMENT WITH HER.

YOU READY?- YES.

OH, MY GOSH!

- YOU SEE HOW THERE'STWO LEAVES, ME AND YOU.

AND THEY'RE FALLING,

JUST LIKE IFELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

- THIS GUY IS ON FIRE!

- I LOVE THE COLORS.

I LOVE THE MEANING BEHIND IT.

I THINK THAT WAS REALLY SPECIALTHAT YOU DID THAT.

LOVE YOU.

WE APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE THISWILL LAST A LIFETIME, SO...

- THERE YOU GO.- YEP.

- AND YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ME.

[laughter]

TO SEE TWO PEOPLELOVE EACH OTHER LIKE THAT,

IT'S VERY RARE,SO IT WAS AWESOME.

BYE, YOU GUYS!

- BYE!- LATER, GUS.

- I FEEL LIKETHE LOVE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S AWESOME.

[laughing]

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