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Doggie Style

Tommy goes Renegade on an 80s hero, Jasmine fixes an unkingly Elvis, and Gus covers a dog of a tat.

- LORENZO, WHAT'S THE STORYWITH THIS BLUE PONY?

- OH, WHEN I WASABOUT 21 YEARS OLD,

I WAS ON A HIT TV SHOW.- OKAY.

- EVERYTHING WASJUST COMING AT ME.

I MEAN, I-I HAD SUCCESS,I HAD ATTENTION.

- MM-HMM.

- TAKE 'EM, BABY.YES. YES!

- ROBERTA...- YES.

- LOVE...- OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

- SOME PEOPLE EVENCALLED ME A HEARTTHROB.

- AND YOU WERE,WEREN'T YOU?

[both laugh]

- EVERYTHING WAS JUST REALLYAT THE TOP OF THE GAME.

BUT THEN IN 1982,MY DAD PASSED AWAY,

AND MY LIFEWAS JUST CRUSHED.

- OH.- YEAH, HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND,

AND I WANTED TO--I WANTED TO FIND SOMETHING

THAT WOULD REALLYCAPTURE MY FEELINGS FOR HIM.

- SO I WANT TO GET A TATTOOOF THIS TO HONOR MY DAD.

- [laughs]

- HE LOVED HORSES,AND HE LOVED WOMEN.

- [neighing]

- WHEN IT WAS DONE,THE HORSE WASN'T BROWN,

LIKE IT WAS IN THE PICTUREI GAVE HIM.

- OH, NO.

- THE HORSE IS BLUE.

- OH, IT'S OKAY!

THE BLUE HORSE WILL NEVERGO OUT OF STYLE.

IT'S LIKE PARACHUTE PANTS.

- SO WE FAST-FORWARD--WHAT USED TO BE

KIND OF A COOL TATTOOWITH A HOT CHICK ON IT

NOW LOOKS LIKE JOAN RIVERSRIDING A DONKEY.

AND MY WIFE, WHO'S 20-SOME...- [laughs]

- YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME,HATES THIS TATTOO.

- BABE, SOME THINGSGO OUT OF STYLE,

AND THAT'S ONE OF 'EM.[laughs]

- YEAH, LIKE,BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, THIS WAS--

THIS WAS A COOL TATTOO.

- [laughs]WHATEVS.

- I MEAN,I'D RATHER MY WIFE

LAUGH AT THE FACTTHAT I DID LOVE BOAT

THAN HAVE A BLUE PONYON MY SHOULDER.

- I'M TRYING TO REINVENT MYSELFA LITTLE BIT,

AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHINGTO STOP ME OR HOLD ME BACK.

- LET'S COVER THIS PONY UP,

SO EVERYONE STOPSMAKING FUN OF YOU.

HOW ABOUT THAT?- YES.

- SO HOW DID YOU END UP

WITH THIS TATTOOON YOUR BACK?

- IT ALL STARTS--

I GO TO A KID ROCK CONCERTWITH MY COUSIN.

WE GET THERE,AND WE FIND THE LINE

AND WAIT 45 MINUTES OR SOAND GET OUR $12 BEER.

- OOH, I BETTER BE CAREFULWITH THIS.

LET'S GO.

- NOT WANTING TO WASTE ANY OFTHAT BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN GOODNESS,

I'M GINGERLY WALKINGTOWARDS MY SEAT WITH THIS THING.

WE HEADED DOWN THE STAIRS,AND I MISSED A STEP.

- [screams]

[groans]

- OH, NO.SO YOU FELL?

- I FELL.- WHOO!

- AAH!

- LOST MY $12 BEER,OF ALL THINGS,

AND I WOUND UP TEARING LIGAMENTSIN MY RIGHT ANKLE.

- OH, MY GOOD--THAT WAS A SERIOUS FALL.

- AS A RESULT OF THAT,I WOUND UP SITTING AT HOME,

HOPPED UP ON PAINKILLERS,WATCHING ELVIS MOVIES.

- MY ANKLE![groans]

[gurgles]

- I'M SITTING THEREWATCHING A MOVIE,

AND ONE OF MY PARTNERSSHOWS UP.

- OH, MY GOD, HOW LONGHAVE YOU BEEN LIKE THIS?

HEY, I'M GETTING A TATTOO,

AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

- BUT IT'S ELVIS![gasps]

- SO WE GETTO THE TATTOO SHOP.

I'M THUMBINGTHROUGH ALL THE TATTOOS

AND COME ACROSS THIS PICTUREOF ELVIS, OF ALL THINGS.

- PSST, HEY, DON.

- HEY, KING!IT'S ME!

- HEY, MAN, YOU WANTTO HAVE SOME FUN?

- AND IT'S JUST, LIKE,A MESSAGE FROM THE KING.

HE'S TALKING,AND HE'S LIKE--

- HOW ABOUT GETTING A TATTOOOF THE KING ON YOU?

- HE'S TALKING TO ME!

- PAINKILLERS AREJUST AMAZING THINGS.

- YOU'RE DELUSIONALAT THIS POINT.

- YEAH, ELVIS, I DO.I'M GONNA GET YOU ON MY BODY!

I NEED YOU IN ME!

OH, YEAH!

- HEY, DON.

YOU BANGING THAT CHICK?

- SO I WENT OVER,JUMPED IN THE CHAIR,

AND SAID, "LET'S DO THIS."

- DON, WHAT ARE YOULOOKING AT?

- HEY, DON.CHECK IT OUT.

I'M FLOATINGAROUND YOU, MAN.

- HE'S JUSTFLOATING EVERYWHERE

AND SPARKLY,AND MY TATTOO IS DONE.

CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I SWEARHE EVEN WINKED AT ME.

AFTER THE PAINKILLERSFINALLY WORE OFF,

I REALIZED IT DOESN'T LOOKMUCH LIKE THE KING.

EVERYWHERE I GO,ANYBODY WHO SEES IT

MAKES FUN OF ME AND LAUGHS.

I MEAN, IT'S JUST A DISGRACETO THE KING.

- ALL RIGHT, GIRL,YOU ARE DONE.

- YES, YES, YES.

I'M VERY NERVOUS'CAUSE I JUST WANT IT

ABSOLUTELY GONE FROM MY LIFE,JUST LIKE MY EX.

- YOU FALL IN LOVEWITH THE WRONG PEOPLE,

IT DOESN'T MEANIT HAS TO FOLLOW YOU

THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

- ABSOLUTELY, YES.- YOU READY?

ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.CHECK IT OUT.

- [crying]

[laughs]

IT'S AWESOME.

OH.

IT'S AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL,

AND THE PAST IS THE PAST.

NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT NOW.

IT'S JUST LIKEA DREAM COME TRUE.

[crying]

- [laughs]

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.YOU'RE WELCOME.

IN ORDER TO MAKE MEAGEN'S TATTOOWORK FOR ME TODAY,

I REALLY HADTO FOCUS ON PUTTING

THAT WRITING INTHE JAW STRUCTURE OF THE SKULL

BECAUSE THE SUGAR SKULLHAS TO BE

SUPER BRIGHT IN ORDERFOR IT TO WORK RIGHT.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.- THANK YOU.

PEOPLE ARE REALLYGONNA BE BLOWN AWAY.

I WILL BE SHOWING MY BUTT

TO RANDOM PEOPLEAND EVERYBODY.

[cheers]

AND THAT GOD-AWFULROMI ROME...

[laughs]IS GONE.

- WOULD YOU CONSIDER THATA GUSI GUS STYLE?

- [laughs]- YOU ARE FINISHED.

LET ME HELP YOU UP.COME ON.

- FINAL MOMENT--I'M READY TO

SEE THIS TATTOOTHAT SHE'S WORKED ON

FOR HOURS AND HOURS,

AND I NEED TO SEE IT NOW.

- I REALLY HOPEYOU LIKE IT.

ALL RIGHT.

CAN YOU SEE IT?

- HOLY CRAP.

THAT IS FREAKING AMAZING.

THIS IS JUST PHENOMENAL.

THERE'S NO DESCRIBINGHOW I FEEL.

THIS PIECE OF ART IS JUSTABSOLUTELY FREAKING AMAZING.

JASMINE IS INCREDIBLE.

I HAVE NO IDEAHOW SHE DID IT,

BUT, MAN, I'M SO GLADSHE DID.

I FREAKING LOVE IT.- OH, THANK YOU.

- THIS IS--NO, THANK YOU.

- WHAT I HAD TO DOTO MAKE THIS COVER-UP WORK

IS FIRST COVER UPTHE EXISTING TATTOO

IN THE MANE AND THE BEARD.

THEN I PUT A VIVIDBLUE BACKGROUND BEHIND IT

TO KIND OFBREAK UP EVERYTHING.

- EVERYBODY IN MY LIFEIS GONNA--

THEY'LL BEEATING THEIR WORDS.

[both laugh]

- I'M GONNA CALL THE WIFE

AS SOONAS I GET OUTSIDE THERE

AND TELL HERTO CALL THE BOOKING AGENT

AND GET ME A TICKETTO GRACELAND.

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

- ELVIS HAS LEFTTHE BUILDING!

- [laughs]

- ALL RIGHT, LORENZO,WE'RE DONE.

- OH, MY GOSH,I'M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW.

I'M REALLY ANTICIPATING

AN AMAZING TATTOOFROM TOMMY,

BUT IS IT GONNA MEASURE UPTO WHAT I IMAGINED IT?

[exhales]

- I HOPE IT WORKS OUT.

LORENZO SAID HE'S TRYINGTO REVAMP HIS CAREER,

AND A HORRIBLE TATTOO

CAN REALLY MESSWITH YOUR CONFIDENCE.

SO IT'S IMPORTANT TO METHAT THIS THING

IS BEAUTIFULAND THAT HE LOVES IT.

ALL RIGHT, SO I'M GONNA MOVEOUT OF THE WAY,

AND YOU CAN TAKE A LOOKOVER YOUR SHOULDER

AND SEEYOUR BRAND-NEW TATTOO.

- [exhales]

OH, MY GOD.

TOMMY, YOU HIT ITOUT OF THE PARK, MAN.

MY NEW TATTOO IS EPIC.

I CAN'T SEEANY OF THE OLD TATTOO.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY GONE.

NOBODY WILL EVER KNOWTHAT IT WAS A COVER-UP.

SO SICK, MAN.

- WITH LORENZO'S TATTOO,IT WAS VERY TRICKY.

I HAD TO CAMOUFLAGETHE BLUE

WITH A NEW FIELD OF BLUEWITHIN MY HORSE.

THERE WAS ALSO A VERY HEAVYSHADOW IN ONE OF THE WINGS,

SO I USED THE MUSCLE STRUCTUREIN THE NECK

OF THE HORSE ACTUALLY

TO COVER THAT SHADOWWITHIN THAT WING.

- THIS IS THE TATTOOTHAT COMMEMORATES MY DAD

BETTER THAN ANYTHINGI COULD HAVE IMAGINED.

- WOW.- WHOO.

- HE ACTUALLY SAIDTHIS IS RENEGADE-APPROVED.

[laughter]

IT WAS FROM--WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

LATE '80s, HUH?

- IT WAS '82.

- I'M PRETTY SURE HE GOT ITAT A VERY YOUNG AGE TOO.

- THANKS.THANKS, GUS.

- NO, I MEAN--NO!- I WAS A BABY.

[laughter]

- I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.- I WAS A LITTLE KID.

- I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.- IN '82.

- NO, MAN, I WAS OLD THEN.I'M OLDER NOW.

- WELL, NOW YOU HAVEA VERY AMAZING TATTOO ON YOU.

- THAT THING ISVERY, VERY NICE.

- YEAH, IT'S INCREDIBLE.

I NEVER HAVETO THINK OF MY WIFE

LOOKING AT ME IN THE MORNINGAND SAYING,

"HONEY, WHY DID YOUGET THAT?"

[laughs]THAT'S OVER!

- LORENZO AND I ARE GONNAREDISCOVER OUR CAREERS.

I'M GONNA BEHIS RIDING PARTNER.

- YOU'D BE LIKE TWO RENEGADES.- YEAH.

- WAIT, ARE YOU GONNABE RIDING BITCH OR WHAT?

- HE RIDES A BIKE,

SO YOU'RE GONNA BEIN THAT LITTLE THING THAT'S--

- OH, YOU'RE GONNA BETHE LITTLE SIDE GUY?

- YEAH, LIKE, THE SIDE GUY.

- NO, I'LL SITON THE HANDLEBARS.

MAYBE HE HAS PEGS.

I COULD STAND ON THE PEGSAND HOLD ON TO HIM

AS WE RIDEAROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

- [laughs]

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