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Big Sis Ducks Out

Ton and Allen nab a tomahawk, and a triple-barreled gun in Long Beach. Big Sis has big news.

- ALL RIGHT, T-BONE,ARE YOU READY TO SEE

IF THIS DUNK TANK IS COMPLETE?- ♪ LA

- YAH!- [laughs] YEAH.

- THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL.

- BUTTERY HAPPINESS.

- HEY,A COMMERCIAL POPCORN MACHINE

COULD BE $600, $700.

THIS IS KIND OF NASTYAND LOOKS MORE LIKE

SOMETHING YOU'D BEINTERESTED IN.

- WHAT'S THAT?- FIRE STICKS.

- TOO BADWE DON'T HAVE ANY FUEL.

- IS THIS THE KIND OF THING

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?- OH.

- I THINK WE'VE DONE A LITTLETOO MUCH HEAVY LIFTING

AND NOT ENOUGHSCREWING AROUND.

SO...

THERE'S A LOT OF WIND.

ARE YOU SURETHIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

THAT CAN'T TASTE GOOD.

- MM-MM.

[fire crackling]

- OH, MAMA!

WOW, DUDE.- THAT'S COOL, HUH?

- SO ANY VALUE?

I GUESS THAT'S STUFF'SNOT CHEAP, RIGHT?

- IT'S COOL, BUT NOT WORTH MUCH.

- YOU GONNA PULL IT OUT?

TON, YOU WANT TO GET DUNKED?

- MM.

OH, DEAR GOD.

- DUDE, IT LOOKS COMPLETE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE YOUTHAT WOULD BE BEHIND BARS.

THIS ACTUALLY LOOKSLIKE A LOT OF FUN.

AND A GREAT WAY TO STAY COOLAT HOT AUCTIONS LIKE THIS.

WELL, I WAS HOPING THATTHE UNIT WOULD TURN UP

MORE THAN THE POPCORN MACHINEAND THE DUNK TANK.

OOH.

- THAT'S NOT EVENTHE WORST PART.

NOT ONLY DO WE GOTTO FIND A BUYER,

WE GOT TO FIND A SPOTFOR THAT BIG THING

BACK AT THE SHOP.

- WELL, I GUESSWE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT

THROUGH A LITTLE BIT MORE.

I JUST GOT AN IDEA, A WAYTO INCREASE MORALE AT THE SHOP,

ESPECIALLYWITH BIG SIS LEAVING.

- I SAY WE DUNK SOMEBODY.

- BUT WHOM?

- [laugh]

- [laughs maniacally]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ELLE,RIGHT?

- YES.- YEAH.

- I WAS WONDERING WHERE THEHIGH SCHOOL GIRLS HANG OUT AT.

- GET THIS [bleep] GROSSPOLLUTER OUT OF THE WAY.

- ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANTTO PARK THIS THING FOR ME?

- I DON'T DOYOUR DIRTY WORK ANYMORE.

LAST TIME WE SAWCAROLYN AND TIM,

WE ACTUALLY SPLIT A UNITTOGETHER.

BUT I GUESSTHE CEASEFIRE IS OVER.

- WELL, WITH BIG SISGETTING READY TO LEAVE,

WE'VE GOT TO PUT THE RIVALRYBEHIND US

AND FOCUS ON WINNING BIG.

- GOOD AFTERNOON,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

CAN I GET EVERYBODY'S ATTENTIONFOR THE AUCTION?

DON'T GO IN THE UNITS.DON'T TOUCH THE UNITS.

THIS IS CASH ONLY.

WE HAVE THREE UNITSFOR SALE TODAY.

LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.

- THIS FIRST UNITHAS SOME REAL POTENTIAL.

WITH WELL-KEPT FURNITURE ANDPROFESSIONALLY-PACKED TRUNKS,

THIS THING WARRANTSAN $800 PRICE TAG.

- YEAH, BUT WE KNOW CAROLYN ANDTIM LOVE THAT BULKY FURNITURE.

SO, WE WANT THIS ONE,WE BETTER STAY SHARP.

- ALL RIGHT, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, HERE WE GO.

WHO TO GIVE $100 START IT?I HAVE 100 OVER HERE NOW.

200.$100 BID.

WHO TO GO 200 OVER HERE?300.

400?

400?450.

$500 BID NOW.550. GO 550.

550 BID, NOW 600.

700.

- 750.- 750. NEW BID.

NOW 800.50 BID.

NOW 800.WILL YOU GO 800?

I GOT 750 OVER HERE,NOW 800.

GOOD TO GO, 800?

ANYBODY ELSE 800?- 800.

- 800 BID.NOW 850. GO 850.

- 850.- NOW 900.

GO ONE MORE TIME, 900.850 BID, NOW 900.

- NO.

- SOLD 'EM OUT.THANK YOU, SIR.

- GOOD UNIT, DUDE.- YEAH, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

- LOOKS LIKE CAROLYN AND TIMCAME GUNS BLAZING TODAY.

IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,

I'D THINK THEY WERE TRYINGTO DROP THIS UNIT ON US.

- WHEN DROPPING A UNIT,YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING

TO WALK ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE.

IT MIGHT LOOK SCARY AT FIRST,

BUT, IF YOU'RE NOT WILLINGTO RISK IT ALL,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ITIN THIS BUSINESS.

- NOW YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUTIF YOU COULD BE A MAVERICK

IN THE OLD WEST.

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYINGAN HONEST CARD GAME.

THESE GUYS RIGHT HEREJUST STOOD UP

'CAUSE THEY ACCUSED YOUOF CHEATIN'!

AND THEY CALLED YOUYELLOW-BELLIED.

THEY'RE REACHINGFOR THEIR GUNS.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DOABOUT IT?

- WELL, I AM PROBABLY CHEATIN'.

I JUST DON'T WANT THEMTO TELL ANYBODY ELSE.

FOR SAFETY, YOU GUYS MIGHTWANT TO GET BACK.

- YOU YELLOW-BELLIED SLIMEOF WORM STINK.

- OH, YEAH?

[gunshots]

[gunshot]

OH, YEAH!- YEAH!

- DUDE!YEAH!

- THAT'S GREAT!

- I'D SAY IT DID THE JOB.

- THAT WAS CALLEDTHE PLAUSIBLE IMPOSSIBLE.

IT'S STILL SMOKING WARM.- HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

- YOU COULD FRY AN EGGON THAT BABY.

ALL RIGHT,SO WE GOT A DEAL?

- WE GOT A DEAL.- ALL RIGHT, BLAZE.

THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

BUT I WAS HOPING TO GET MORETHAN 500 FOR THAT

DUCK FOOT PISTOL.

- NOW, IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTYOU WANT TO THROW,

GUYS LOVE TO TESTEVERYTHING YOU GET...

- YEAH.- THIS WOULD BE GREAT TO THROW.

- HOW ABOUT THIS:IF TON AND I CAN BOTH

THROW OUR TOMAHAWKINTO THE TARGET,

THEN YOU COME TO OUR PRICEOF 1,100.

- YEAH, RIGHT.

- IF WE MISS, 900.

- COME ON.- DUDE.

I LIKE IT.- GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

- THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE OUR ACE IN THE HOLE.COME ON, GET IN THERE.

- YAY!- YEAH!

- CHOP SHOT!

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS. YOU MIGHTWANT TO GET OUT OF THE WAY.

I'M DOING IT NINJA-STYLE.

OHH! DUDE!- DUDE...

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!HYAH! YAH!

- YOU COULDN'T ASK FORA BETTER THROW.

- WAY TO GO, "ALLENHEART."

- YOU CALL ME ANY TIME YOU GOTSOMETHING COOL LIKE THAT.

- SWEET, WELL, LET'S GO TAKECARE OF SOME PAPERWORK

AND THEN COME BACK OUT HEREAND PLAY SOME MORE.

- YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

- HEY, BRO, IT WAS LOOKING GRIMTHERE FOR A WHILE.

BUT AFTER OUR SKILLEDPERFORMANCE

IN THE TOMAHAWK THROW,

WE'RE MAKING A PROFIT.

- LET'S HOPE THIS EXTRA MONEYHELPS US

WEATHER THE STORM AFTERWE LOSE BIG SIS.

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