Jason: The Brass Armadillo is a chain of antique malls
that Bryan and I like to shop at.
nd they're all over the countryA so anytime we're near one,
we stop in.
Bryan: This is a big place.
THIS PLACE IS MASSIVE
WITH ROWS AND ROWS OF GOOD STUFF.
You like this cookiejar for fifteen?
Yeah. That's nice.
It looks like you.
It's a cookie cop.
Recording: Stop! Move away from the cookie jar.
ine doesn'tM ay anything.s
ine's only $9.99M nd it talks.a
ine's fifteen andM t don't do squat.i
I love finding all the things that I can play with
at antique malls: thingsthat make noise.
Donald Duck voice:
Things that I canmake make noise.
It breaks up the monotonyof just shopping.
This is cool.
Co-branding, love it.
$29.99. I'm gonna get that.
I love the Harley banner that Bryan found.
I would have bought itif I had seen it first.
That I like.
Cool. I like it too.
This satin banner is money.
One of the greatest TV shows of all time is The Munsters.
I'll get Eddie Munster.
It was my favourite as a kid.
That's a strange mug.
It's cool cause when you lookat this side, it's just like,
"Oh, a very debonairkind of guy."
nd then, "Oh,a irl taking a poopg
n the bottom ofi our drink."y
I've never seenanything like it.
o I am very intrigued.s
Maybe theymisspelled poop.
If I bought abunch of shirts
would you be willingto cut a deal?
Sure. Sure will.
George Foreman shirt.
Bryan: That's nice.
That's a long shirt.
All right. I got eightshirts and two ties.
OK. Um, twenty-percentoff the total.
OK. That's cool.
Ask him for a little more.
You the man.
I was actually thinkinghe was gonna give me ten
so when it's beyond what I think,
I get excited and just go, "OK."
You should have askedhim for thirty percent.
Maybe he'd havesettled in between.
Thank you, sir.
Jason: Garage sales seem to be the great unknown.
Is somebody cleaning out good stuff or...?
Are you sure this is a garage sale
or are you just putting the trash out?
Hey, guys. How you doing?
Hey. Good. How are ya?
This isn't just one garagesale; this is a whole community,
a group of yard sales.
That means there could be a lot of good stuff there.
Jason: It's like an outdoor antique mall.
I love it.
Oh. A salt and pepper shaker for your fish.
What do you know? She'sgot Hawaiian shirts too.
It's like Hawaiian ShirtDay for me. It's awesome.
Someone get thatman a mai-tai.
Thank you so much.
On to the next house.
Do you like that?
arfield as a mermaidG or Pisces. 1981.f
Oh, yeah.I'd get it.
I like this cookie jar.
t sorta looksI ike you.l
I hate you.
How are ya?
Good. How are you?
Bryan: Overall, I spent $11.50
and I hope to turn itinto about $120.00.
I spent $24.00 and I hope to turn it into $180.00.
Have a good day.
All of a sudden Bryanlooks young to me.
The average age of this thrift store,
both shoppers and workers, is probably about eighty-two.
It's like a store full ofgrandmas. I just wanna hug 'em.
I wonder how many of theseshirts people died in.
Inappropriate commentbased on the surroundings.
I'm sorry he passed, butI have to make money.
I'm thinking I might get thisDolce & Gabbana; it looks real.
This Dolce & Gabbanatie could be a winner.
I can't imagine they went tothe trouble of faking that.
And I found that for you.
"Over the hill."
Jason finds thisaudio-animatronic cat.
I love this.
I'm not a cat lover but Ido love animatronic pieces.
So people love thisstuff at Christmas.
It's creepy. It's licking its paws
while it's waiting for Santa Claus.
Jason: I know.
How much is it?
It's eight bucks. I love it.
Creepy or not, the animatroniccat might score me fifty bucks.
Are you ready to check out?
eady to ing out. All right. r
I spent $56.00 dollars andhope to turn it into $150.00
And I'm ready here,just these three things.
I spent $7.50 and I'm gonnaturn it into about $60.00.
I just know thatwhen I retire,
I'm gonna just be far,far away from you.
By that time I'llbe tired of you.
This place is awesome.
I'm really impressed.
Ah. Paint by number.
And even better,it's a Lassie dog.
Nice. It's like abig fat Lassie dog.
Paint by numbers are really nostalgic for a lot of people.
And they dopretty well.
So I'll get it. All righty.
Bryan: When you're out shopping for resale,
it's not what you necessarily like;
it's what your buyers like.
And I'm always looking forthings with buyers in mind
and try to have a pulse onwhat they're interested in.
It happens to beover forty years old.
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It scared me.
Twelve bucks,I'll get this.
Bryan: Alice in Wonderland.
Look how vibrant thosecolours are still.
It's dying for me to buy it.
Hm. Hey, look at this.
John Lennon doll.
I'm a big Beatles fan.
I have been since they,uh, first came to the USA.
I'm gonna go get the Alicein Wonderland poster.
What the (bleep)
I turn around and theAlice in Wonderland poster
that was right behind me is now gone.
Bryan: Where'd it go?
It was right there a second ago.
Where did my Alice inWonderland poster go?
Down the rabbit hole?
Sorry about that,I don't know.
I had to come look at yourdumb Beatles thing, didn't I?
It's not a dumbBeatles thing.
mocking) It's not a( umb Beatles thing.d
I like the Beatles.
Is that it up there?
Excuse me. Is somebodyelse buying this?
I was actuallyabout to buy it.
I'm buyingthis actually.
I just got back from my weekendand I just came in here
when I was opening andfell in love with it.
So did I.
ell, this isW ntiquing, man.a
I'm here to buy things to make money.
I can't let my job go.
Bryan: I don't know what's going to happen.
This could get ugly.