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Everything's Bigger In Texas

The guys win a Winchester 1886 rifle, and electric slot cars they track test at a massive Texas auction.

- DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!- [laughs]

- WE'RE GOINGTO THE BIGGEST...

AUCTION IN THE COUNTRY.

- THINGS ARE BIGGER IN TEXAS.

- INCLUDING THE COMPETITION.

- I'M GONNA CALL HIM "W."

- [laughs]

- SOLD!SOLD!

- YOU'VE BEEN BUYING A LOT.- SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.

- 111.

- SO ARE YOU GONNA QUIT?

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.

AAH!- JACKPOT!

- COME HERE!- OH, YEAH!

[laughing]- OHH...

- GOD, I LOVE MY JOB!

- OH, MAN.WOW.

- $3,600,BUT THAT'S THE MAMA PRICE.

- NOPE, $3,300.- MAMA IS TOUGH.

- MAKE ME ANOTHER OFFER.

- $1,500.

THAT'S IF THEY RUN.

- HEY, "W," I THINK WE GOTSOME BUSINESS TO SETTLE.

[guns cock]- I HOPE THEY'RE UNLOADED.

- [auctioneering]

- EVERY DAY IN AMERICA,

THOUSANDSOF ABANDONED STORAGE UNITS

ARE PUT UPFOR PUBLIC AUCTION.

- SOLD!- SOLD, $1,800.

- $1,150.

- THESE AUCTIONS HAVEBECOME BIG BUSINESS

FOR THOSE WHO KNOWWHAT TO LOOK FOR.

- $7,000.- AH, YOU GOT A DEAL!

I'M ALLEN HAFF.

- AND I'M TON JONES.

- WE'RE AUCTION HUNTERS.

WE TRAVEL THE COUNTRY

BUYING STORAGE UNITS.

- AND WE'RE THE BESTIN THE BUSINESS.

- WHEN THE DOOR GOES UP...- OH, YEAH!

- WE HAVE SECONDS TO DETERMINETHE VALUE...

FOUR BUYS IT.- MAKE A BID.

- $7,000!AND WIN THE AUCTION.

- GOING ONCE, TWICE.- SOLD! AMOUNT, $2,100.

- YOU BOUGHT IT RIGHT THERE.- LOOK AT THIS!

- YOU WON'T BELIEVE...- YEAH!

THE THINGS WE FIND...

- AND SELL.

- SIX GRAND,AND YOU OWN IT.

- HOW 'BOUT $2,000?

- AND THE BETTER THE HISTORY...

THE HIGHER THE PRICE.

- WELCOME TO TEXAS!

- THE LONE STAR STATE.- DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!

- [laughing]

- MY FRIEND,WHERE WE'RE GOING

IN NORTH TEXAS

IS THE BIGGEST AUCTIONIN THE COUNTRY!

- BIG CROWD, BIG AUCTION.

THINGS ARE GONNA MOVE FAST.

WE'VE GOTTA BE ON OUR TOES.

- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNAKICK IT INTO GEAR.

- LET'S DO THIS!

- THE FACILITYWE'RE HEADED TO

IS A MAJORWORLDWIDE SHIPPING HUB.

WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE THE WAREHOUSEIN INDIANA JONES.

- TODAY, THEY'REAUCTIONING OFF 800 CONTAINERS.

- WOW.- OH, MY GOD.

- THERE'S ROWS AND ROWS.

YOU GOT TEN HIGH RIGHT THERE.

SOMEBODY PINCH ME,BECAUSE I THINK WE'VE DIED

AND GONE TO AUCTION HUNTERSHEAVEN.

AN AUCTION LIKE THISDRAWS BIDDERS IN

FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

- I'M FROM BOSTON.- ALL THE WAY FROM WICHITA?

- KENTUCKY.- I'M A HILLBILLY.

- THERE'S SOME GUYS THINKINGTHEY'RE GONNA

PUSH US AROUND, I THINK.

[Hail to the Chief playing]

- [laughing]

- OH, I KNOW.

- TAKE IT EASY ON US TODAY.

I KNOW YOU WON'TBACK DOWN IN A FIGHT.

- YOU GUYS READY TO START

THE BIGGEST AUCTIONIN THE COUNTRY?

all: YEAH!- LET'S GO!

- YEAH.- EXCEPT YOU'RE THE BULL.

- THIS BIG OF AN AUCTIONHAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PROCESS.

THEY'LL OPEN UPTHE UNITS IN GROUPS,

AND WE'LL LOOKAT 20 AT A TIME.

- THINGS ARE GONNAMOVE FAST TODAY.

WE ONLY HAVE 10 MINUTESTO LOOK AT ALL 20 UNITS

BEFORE ROUND ONE STARTS.

THAT GLASS AND CHINA UNITIS THE ONLY ONE WORTH BIDDING ON

IN THIS FIRST ROUND.

- COME ON DOWN!

- SO WE HAVE 20 AUCTIONSTO SCOPE OUT THE COMPETITION.

HERE GOES ROUND ONE.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GOON THE FIRST UNIT HERE.

AND $100 OUR OPENING BID.LET'S GO!

$100...[auctioneering]

ONCE, TWICE.111, YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

- "W" GOT IT.

- $150, $175.[auctioneering]

ONCE, TWICE, SOLD AT $200.

ONCE, TWICE. 111.

111. 111.

WE'LL JUST SELL HIMTHE WHOLE THING AND GO HOME.

- YOU'VE BEEN BUYING A LOT.

SO ARE YOU GONNA QUIT?

- THIS CHINA UNITIS THE ONE WE WANT.

SO I'M SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT,

BUT THIS MEANS WAR.

- ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE HERE--"CHINA, CRYSTAL" ON THE BOXES.

AND LET'S GO.SOMEBODY START IT OUT.

$300. AH! $300 THERE.$325.

$500, $525.

$525, $525.YOU WANT $525?

$525, $550.

I GOT $525, $550.

$550, $575, $600.

AND $575, $600.$600.

ANYBODY ELSE BID $600?

ONCE...TWICE...

SOLD IT TO YOU AT $575.

- BIG WINNER!

WE FINALLY TOOK ONEAWAY FROM "W."

AND WE THINK

WE'VE GOTTHE BEST UNIT OF THE LOT.

- AND NOW, ROUND TWO.

- YOU WANT TO OPEN UPA FEW MORE?

- HEY.

AN ANTIQUE GRANDFATHER CLOCKIN MINT CONDITION

COULD BE WORTH EASILYTEN GRAND.

- OR TEN BUCKS,IF IT'S MISSING PARTS.

- WE CAN'T SEE THE CLOCK,

BUT WE DO SEE ENOUGHINTERESTING STUFF IN THIS UNIT

TO GO FOR IT.

- MATCHING UNITSARE ALWAYS INTERESTING.

IF WE LIKE WHAT WE SEE,WE WANT TO MAKE SURE

WE BUY THE WHOLE SET.

- BUT IT'S ONLY WORTH ITIF WE SEE VALUE IN BOTH UNITS.

- [gasps]

- YOU GUYS ALL READY?

AND LET'S GO!HOW 'BOUT $50 THERE?

AND $75 THERE, $100 THERE.

AND NOW $200.[auctioneering]

$250, $250. $275.

$275, WE GOT $275.$300, WE GOT $300.

$350, WE GOT $350.

I GOT $375 HERE, AND A $400.

$400, WE GOT $400.$425.

$425, WE GOT $450.

$450. WE GOT $425.NOW $500.

$500, WE GOT $500.LET'S GO.

$500, WE GOT $500.

- YEP.- $550, $550.

$550, $550. $575.

$575. I THINK I CAN,I THINK I CAN.

I THINK I CAN.$575. YOU'RE OUT!

ONCE, TWICE!

SOLD IT RIGHT HERE.$550.

- WE HAVE TO STICK TO OUR LIMIT.

ONCE A BID GOES OVER THAT LIMIT,WE'RE WALKING AWAY.

- NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS

TO SEE "W"WIN ANOTHER UNIT.

- THIS ONE HERE ISA PART OF THE OTHER UNIT.

IT'S THE SAME GREEN FURNITUREAS DOWN THERE, OKAY?

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

SOMEBODY START IT OUT.LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, GOT $100 THERE.NOW $125, $125.

$175, $175.THERE'S A $200.

THERE $225, $225.

$250, $275, $300.

GOT $300 THERE, $325.

$375, THERE $400.THERE $450, $425. $500.

AND $500, OVER TO THE $500.$500, $500, OVER TO THE $500.

I GOTTA GO UP.

$800, WE'RE AT $800.

$800, ONE MORE TIME.

$800 HERE,NOW WE'RE AT $800.

- "W" WENT UP TO $800

AFTER TAKING ANOTHERPEEK AT THIS UNIT.

I THINK I NEED ANOTHER LOOK.

- $875 TO $900.

$875, $900. $900 THERE.NOW $950.

$950. 111?

$950. $1,000, LET'S GO.MAKE IT $1,000.

$1,000, WHERE WE GONNAGET $1,000?

$1,000, WHERE WE GET $1,000?

ONCE, TWICE...

- YEP!- $1,000, $1,000.

$1,050.

$1,050. $1,050.

LET'S DO IT, $1,200.WHERE WE GONNA GET $1,200?

- LET'S DO IT!

- $1,250.I GOT $1,200, $1,250.

WHERE WE GONNA GET $1,250?

$1,250, $1,250.ONCE, TWICE...

$1,200. YOU GOT IT.

- THAT WAS QUITE A SPIRITEDCOMPETITION THERE.

AS THE DAY WENT ON,WE STARTED TO REALIZE

THAT OLD "W" WAS RIGHT.

WE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHINGAS GOOD AS WHAT WE SAW

IN THOSE FIRST UNITS.

- MORE MATTRESSES.BROKEN DESKS.

- THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.

- AND IT WAS A LONG DAYOF LOOKING.

- [auctioneering]SOLD IT.

ONCE, TWICE.SOLD AT $100.

SOLD IT, $250.YOU GOT IT.

- AFTER 800 AUCTIONS,WE ENDED UP BUYING 11 UNITS

FOR A TOTAL OF $2,975.

WE ALWAYS SAY 80% OF OUR UNITSARE A BUST.

HO! CRAP.

TODAY IS NO DIFFERENT.

- BED FRAME. THIS DUST--- IS ASBESTOS.

- IS FROM THE '80S.

AND AFTER NINE DIGS,

WE MADE EXACTLY ZERO DOLLARS.

- WE ONLY HAVE TWO MORE CHANCESTODAY TO MAKE SOME MONEY.

FIRST UP, CHINA AND GLASS.

- [grunts]

ARGH!

[clunk]

- OHH, HO HO HO.

- THIS IS TOO HEAVY.- DUDE.

- THEY SHOULD NOT BE THIS HEAVY.

- OH, DEAR GOD.

HO HO HO HO.

- HO!

- OH, YEAH!

- OHH! [laughing]

- GOD, I LOVE MY JOB![click]

- OH, MAN!THIS IS EXTREMELY RARE.

- I THINK YOU'RE SHOOTINGA LITTLE HIGH.

- I THINK YOU'RESHOOTING A LITTLE LOW.

- MAKE ME ANOTHER OFFER.

- HEY, "W," I THINK WE GOTSOME BUSINESS TO SETTLE.

- WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

- THIS IS TOO HEAVY.

- OH, DEAR GOD.

HO HO HO HO!- HO!

OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS THE FINEST CRYSTALYOU CAN BUY.

LOOK AT THE SAND ETCHING.

THE INDENTATION.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT MAYBE$60 A GLASS.

- THERE ARE THREE LAYERS.

JACKPOT!

YEAH!

- SAY MORE LEAD CRYSTAL.

NOT AS NICEAS THE OTHER STUFF, BUT...

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?

- THERE WE GO.THERE WE GO.

- "MADE BY THE COXMANUFACTURING COMPANY,

SANTA ANA, CALIFORNIA."

- WOULD IT BE MADEFOR RACING SLOT CARS?

- OH!- BATMOBILE!

[laughing]- OHH!

THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL.

THIS IS BRAND-NEW,NEVER BEEN USED,

IN THE BOX, AND IT'SCLEARLY VINTAGE.

VINTAGE TOYS LIKE THISCAN BE A BIG MONEYMAKER.

BUT THE BIG "IF"IS FINDING THE RIGHT BUYER.

WE GOT, WHAT,FOUR, FIVE CARS,

TWO OF WHICHARE IN THE BOX.

AND THE CONTROLLERS.

- I FEEL A RACE COMING ON.

BUT FIRST, WE HAVEONE MORE UNIT TO DIG.

- AND ON THE WAY THERE,

WE SEE "W"PULLING NICE SHOTGUNS

OUT OF THE GRANDFATHER CLOCKUNIT.

SUDDENLY, I HAVE A BAD FEELINGABOUT OUR SHOTGUN BOX.

IT LOOKS LIKE "W"ISN'T TAKING THE BAIT.

BUT HE KNOWSAS WELL AS WE DO

THAT, WITHOUT THE MATCHINGPENDULUM TO THAT CLOCK,

ALL HE'S GOTIS A HEFTY REPAIR BILL.

WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T NEEDTO DEAL WITH ME.

- [laughs]

- IT ALL DEPENDS.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IFTHERE'S A GUN IN THAT BOX.

- OH HO! DUDE!

- IS IT HEAVY?- FEEL THE WEIGHT.

- PLEASE DON'T BE EMPTY.

PLEASE DON'T BE EMPTY.

[both shouting]

- OHH! [laughing]

- BRAND-NEW, IN THE BOX.

- OH, MY GOD.- IT IS A OVER-UNDER.

THAT MEANS THERE'S TWO ROUNDS.

ONE THAT GOES OVER,ONE THAT GOES UNDER.

GOLD TRIGGER, NEW IN THE BOX,NEVER BEEN FIRED.

[laughing] YEAH.

- I HAVE TO FIND OUTABOUT MY SECRET BOX.

- CAN WE SAY "MORE GUNS"?

OHH.

- OH, MY GOD.

MAGNUM .20 GAUGE.

AND WHEN THEY SAY AUTOMATIC,MEANING...

- THIRD PULL OF TRIGGER,ANOTHER ROUND CYCLES IN.

- THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER.

- OH, DUDE, COME HERE!

- HO...

- OH!- ...LY [bleep].

SMITH AND WESSON,.357 MAGNUM.

NEVER BEEN FIRED.

DIAMONDBACK, .38 SPECIAL.

- COLT PYTHON.TOTAL DIRTY HARRY, RIGHT?

- [laughing]

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS THE GREATEST COLLECTIONWE'VE EVER FOUND!

ALL THE GUNS WEREIN MINT CONDITION

AND NEVER EVEN FIRED.

- BUT NOT ALL THESE GUNSWERE NEW.

DUDE...[laughing]

GOD, I LOVE MY JOB!

THIS IS A RANCH RIFLE.

.33 WINCHESTER MAGNUM.

THIS IS FOR LONG-RANGETARGET SHOOTING,

MORE LIKE THE SNIPER RIFLE.

I THINK WE NEED TO GO FIND OUTABOUT THIS BAD BOY.

- ALL RIGHT.- [laughing]

[paper crinkling]

- LOOK AT THAT OLD NEWSPAPER.

- HEY.

- A PENDULUM.

HEY, "W," I THINK WE GOTSOME BUSINESS TO SETTLE!

HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TRADE USSOME OF HIS GUNS

FOR OUR PENDULUM.

- YEAH!- OH, YEAH!

- WE KNOW WE CAN MOVETHE GUNS AND GLASS QUICK

FOR BIG MONEY.

- BUT THE MARKETFOR VINTAGE SLOT CARS

IS MUCH SMALLER.

SO WE TRACKED DOWNA LOCAL EXPERT.

- HEY, WELCOMETO DALLAS SLOT CARS.

- JAY SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL USIF THESE SLOT CARS

ARE CHERRY OR LEMONS.

- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

OH, EXCELLENT.

THIS IS THE MANTA RAY.

THIS WAS THE MOST POPULARSLOT CAR.

THERE WERE MORE OF THESE MADE,OVER 1 MILLION,

DURING THE HEYDAY OF SLOT CARS.

IN THE CONDITION IT'S IN,MM, MAYBE $120.

- THAT'S A BIT OF MONEY.

- LET'S LOOK ATTHIS BATMOBILE, THOUGH.

AMAZING CAR.

THIS ONE HAS ALLTHE ORIGINAL TIRES.

IF IT'LL GO AROUND THE TRACK...

THAT'S $500.

- DUDE.

- I'VE SAVED THE BEST TWOFOR LAST.

THESE TWO CARSARE PRETTY INCREDIBLE.

THIS IS A JIM HALL CHAPARRAL.

AND IT'S IN BEAUTIFULORIGINAL CONDITION.

IT WAS PACKED WITH A REPLICAOF JIM HALL HIMSELF.

THERE SHOULD BE A DRIVER.

THERE SHOULD BE A, UH...- I'M SORRY.

- A MINIATURE MAN IN THERE.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSEIN HERE?

- HEY, GUESS WHATI JUST FOUND.

- WHAT?- JIM HALL.

- OH, MAN![both laughing]

WOW!

- I LOVE THE WAY YOU--

- UH, THIS IS ABOUT $200RIGHT THERE.

IT MAKES IT MORE LIKEA $700 CAR.

- WOW.- THIS IS FABULOUS.

THIS CAR, THIS MILA MIGLIACOUGAR II,

IS EXTREMELY RARE.

I'VE BEEN FOLLOWINGTHIS HOBBY.

I'VE BEENCOLLECTING FOR 30 YEARS,

AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE.

IN THE CONDITION IT'S IN,

ABOUT $1,200.

YOU GUYS HAVE BROUGHT MEA GREAT BUNCH OF SLOT CARS.

THESE ARE THE THINGSTHAT COLLECTORS WANT.

ESPECIALLY ME.

TELL YOU WHAT,

FOR THIS--FOR THIS LOT,

UH...$1,800.

- I WONDER IF I SHOULD TRYTO PUT THIS GUY TOGETHER.

- [hyperventilating]

ANOTHER $100.$1,900.

- OHH.- WE'RE GETTIN' THERE.

BUT THERE IS ONE PROBLEMWITH YOUR FORMULA.

THERE IS NO LAW OF RETAIL,

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RESELLING ANY OF THESE CARS.

I CAN TELL BY YOUR FACE.

IF WE SELL 'EM TO YOU,

THEY'RE GOING IN YOURCOLLECTION, AREN'T THEY?

- $2,000.

YOU'RE HURTIN' ME NOW.

$2,000.

IF THEY RUN.

THREE, TWO, ONE.

GO!

- $3,600,BUT THAT'S THE MAMA PRICE.

- NOPE, $3,300.

- MAMA IS TOUGH.

- I HOPE THEY'RE UNLOADED.

- LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYSGOT SOMETHING I NEED.

- YOU GUYS HAVE BROUGHT MEA GREAT BUNCH OF SLOT CARS.

THESE ARE THE THINGSTHAT COLLECTORS WANT.

FOR THIS LOT, $2,000.

IF THEY RUN.

- I THINK YOU JUSTBOUGHT YOURSELF SOME CARS.

[both laughing]

WE LOVE FINDINGTHE PERFECT BUYER FOR AN ITEM.

LET'S HOPE THESE THINGS RUN.

WOW.

- WE DON'T CARE WHO COMES INFIRST PLACE IN THIS RACE.

IF THESE CARS RUN,WE'RE ALL WINNERS.

- YOU GUYS READY?

THREE, TWO, ONE.

GO!

- THEY SCORE!- ALL OF 'EM RUN!

ALL RIGHT!

THERE WE GO.COME ON.

[all cheering]

- YOU GOT YOURSELF2,000 BUCKS, GENTLEMEN.

- THANK YOU!

- WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARSIN MINT-CONDITION GUNS,

AND WE KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE ABLETO SELL THOSE QUICKLY.

BUT THE OLD RANCH RIFLE,WELL, THAT NEEDS A BUYER

WHO CAN APPRECIATETHE HISTORY.

- SO WE WENT TO SEEMAMA JEANIE

AT ELM FORK SHOOTING SPORTS.

[firing]

SHE'S A COMPETITIVE SHOOTERAND COLLECTOR.

- HOW YOU DOIN'?- HELLO!

- WE'RE HOPING SHE CANGIVE THIS GUN A GOOD HOME.

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS,WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

- WELL, WE'RE HOPING YOU CANTELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT.

- WELL, GENTLEMEN,WHAT YOU HAVE

IS A REALLY NICEPIECE OF EQUIPMENT HERE.

THIS IS A WINCHESTERLEVER ACTION REPEATER,

WHICH MEANS THAT WE CANLOAD THE MAGAZINE

AND THEN CONTINUETO COCK THAT LITTLE PUPPY.

THIS GUN WAS PROBABLYMANUFACTURED

EARLY PARTOF THE 19TH CENTURY.

I'D SAY 1905.

THIS WAS THEODORE ROOSEVELT'S

FAVORITE BIG GAME GUN.

THIS WAS AN EXTRA ADD-ONPIECE OF SIGHTING EQUIPMENT.

BASICALLY, WHAT IT GAVE USTHE OPPORTUNITY TO DO

WAS SHOOT THE GUNAT EVEN FURTHER DISTANCES,

450, 500 YARDS.

- I'M HEARING YOU TALK ABOUTSOME OF THE...

GREAT THINGS ABOUTTHIS GUN.

WHAT I HAVEN'T HEARD YOUMENTION YET IS,

UM, EXACTLY WHAT WECOULD BE LOOKING AT HERE?

- I'M THINKING SOMEWHERECLOSE TO $5,000.

LET'S GO SEE HOW IT SHOOTS.- ALL RIGHT.

- I'M GONNA HANDTHIS DOWN TO YOU,

'CAUSE I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'VEDONE THIS A TIME OR TWO.

- A FEW TIMES.- ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT YOUR AMMO RIGHT HERE.- WOW!

- LOOK AT THE SIZEOF THAT THING.

THAT HAD ENOUGHPUNCH POWER

TO BRING DOWN A BUFFALO.

- WHEW.

- THIS IS A LONG SHOTFOR AN OLD GUN,

AND WE'VE GOT THOUSANDSON THE LINE.

NO PRESSURE.

- I GOT THIS ONE.

[gunshot]

- AAH!- YEAH!

AT 100 YARDS,THAT 100-YEAR-OLD RIFLE

IS DEAD ON.

NOW WE KNOWIT'S WORTH THOUSANDS.

- BUT THIS MAMA JEANIE,SHE'S A TOUGH CUSTOMER.

SO WE'RE GONNA HAVETO STICK TO OUR GUNS.

- TALK TO ME.

- YOU SAID FIVE GRANDWOULD BE

A REASONABLE RETAIL FOR IT.

- WELL, I'M NOT GONNABE ABLE TO OFFER YOU

ANY MORE THAN ABOUT $3,000.

- WE WERE HOPING FORSOMEWHERE AROUND $4,000.

- I THINK YOU'RE SHOOTINGA LITTLE HIGH ON THAT.

I MIGHT COME UP TO...

$3,100.

- I THINK YOU'RE SHOOTINGA LITTLE LOW.

- MAKE ME ANOTHER OFFER.

- $3,600,BUT THAT'S THE MAMA PRICE.

- NOPE, $3,300.

- MAMA IS TOUGH.

BUT MAMA IS ALSOA STRAIGHT SHOOTER,

AND SHE KNOWSTHAT'S A LITTLE LOW.

- ALL RIGHT, $3,350 AND LUNCH.

- IS IT A HOME-COOKED MEAL?

- [chuckles]

- ABSOLUTELY.

- ALL RIGHT!

WE LOVE TEXAS.

WE JUST SCOREDA GREAT PRICE FOR THAT GUN.

- AND A BELLY FULLOF HOMEMADE BARBECUE.

- WE'LL BE LEAVING TEXASWITH A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKINGFOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE.

- AND BESIDES, WE HAVESOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

- LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYSGOT SOMETHING I NEED.

- I'M PRETTY SURE YOU GOTSOMETHIN' WE NEED.

- WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

- SOMETHIN' PURTY.

- [grunts]

- I HOPE THEY'RE UNLOADED.

[guns cock]

- ANYTHING LIKE THIS?

HOW 'BOUT A TRADE?

THERE YOU GO.

- IT WAS GREAT DOING BUSINESSWITH YOU, PARTNER.

- SAME HERE.

- W's CLOCK WENT FROMBEING WORTH HUNDREDS

TO THOUSANDS.

- AND WITH THOSE GUNS,

WE ADDED ANOTHER $2,100TO OUR BIG TEXAS TOTAL.

WE ENDED UP SELLINGTHE SHOTGUNS,

RANCH RIFLE, AND PISTOLS

FOR A WHOPPING $14,250.

ALL THE ANTIQUE GLASS SOLDFOR 4,320 BUCKS.

AND THE SLOT CARSSOLD FOR TWO GRAND.

- WE SPENT A TOTAL OF $2,975ON 11 UNITS

AND SOLD THE CONTENTSFOR AN AMAZING $20,570.

THAT'S A BIG TEXAS PROFITOF 17,595 BUCKS.

- THEY SAY EVERYTHING'SBIGGER IN TEXAS.

AND THEY'VE GIVEN US ONE OFTHE BIGGEST PAYDAYS EVER!

- I, FOR ONE, CAN'T WAITTO MESS WITH TEXAS AGAIN.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, PARTNER?- [laughs] YEAH.

- HOW'D Y'ALL DOON THE ROOMS Y'ALL BOUGHT?

- LET'S SHOW HIM.- [whimpering]

- YOU KNOW THOSE BOXESWE SAW?

BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,

WHEN I SAW YOUHOLDING THESE GUNS UP,

MY HEART SUNK.

BECAUSE I THOUGHTYOU GOT THE GUNS

AND WE GOT THE BOXES.- WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

- IT'S NICE SEEING THAT YOUDID WELL TOO, THOUGH.

- THANK YOU.- THANK YOU.

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