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Penis Neck

Tommy covers a portrait with a portrait, Big Gus helps Little Ozzie, and Jasmine fixes a phallus.

- ALL RIGHT, GIRL,WE'RE FINISHED.

- YES, FINALLY.

- KAYLA'S TATTOO IS ONE OFTHE MOST CHALLENGING COVER-UPS

I'VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE CAREER.

I'VE NEVER, EVER TAKEN ONA COVER-UP OF A PORTRAIT

BY DOING A PORTRAIT OVER IT.

I'M PUTTING MY ASSOUT ON THE LINE.

I COULD BE ABSOLUTELYEMBARRASSED IF IT'S A FAILURE,

SO IT'S GOT TO BE PERFECT,YOU KNOW,

AND I HOPESHE REALLY LIKES IT.

THE STAKES WEREREALLY HIGH ON THIS.

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK.

- OH, MY GOD.

- IT'S YOUR DAD, HUH?

YOU OKAY?

- YEAH.

VERY HAPPY.[sniffles]

- AWESOME.

- IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HIM.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIMEI REALLY SAW HIM.

I HAVEN'T SEENMY DAD'S SMILE IN FOREVER,

AND IT'S AMAZING TO SEE AGAIN.

THAT'S THE PICTUREI ALWAYS WANTED ON MY ARM,

AND I FINALLY HAVE IT.

IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HIM,LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.

- IT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

LIKE, I CAUGHT ALL THE--YOUKNOW, THE HIGHLIGHT ON THE CHEEK

HERE FOR YOU AND ON HIS CHIN,SO JUST SHOWING THE STRUCTURE.

WITH KAYLA'S COVER-UP,I HAD DECIDED TO USE

A LITTLE BIT OF LINE WEIGHT

TO ACTUALLY CAMOUFLAGETHE EXISTING LINES UNDER THERE.

I ADDED A LOT MORE CONTRASTTO THE SHADING.

THIS WAY, I BUILD UP OVERTHE EXISTING SHADOW UNDERNEATH,

AND IT LOOKED BEAUTIFUL.

- [gasps] WOW.- WOW.

- I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLETHAT COULD DO THAT, TOMMY.

LIKE, IT'S AMAZING.

WHAT A TRANSFORMATION THAT IS.- THANK YOU.

- I FEEL LIKE A WEIGHTHAS BEEN LIFTED.

TOMMY BROUGHT ME A LOTOF CLOSURE WITH MY FATHER,

AND IT'S DEFINITELY GONNABRING MY FAMILY CLOSER TOGETHER,

AND I REALLY CAN'T WAITFOR THEM TO SEE IT.

- YOU GOT MAD BALLS FOR THAT.- SO PROUD. OH, MY GOODNESS.

- TOTAL RESPECT, DUDE.- THANK YOU.

- GOD, I SUCK.

[laughter]

I HAD TO SAY IT ONCE.- I KNOW.

- YOU READY TO GET SOME SLEEP?

- YEAH, LET'S GETOUT OF HERE, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT, MAN.YOU'RE DONE, DUDE.

- OH, MY GOD, BRO.

I REALLY HOPE BIG GUSTURNED THIS PIECE-OF-CRAP

ROSE TATTOO ON MY ARMINTO A PIECE OF ART.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BEHARD-CORE METAL,

AND THE LITTLE PRINCEOF DARKNESS IS SITTING HERE,

AND I REALLY FEEL LIKEA LITTLE WUSS SOMETIMES, MAN.

LET'S GO!I'M READY TO SEE THIS, MAN.

COME ON.- ARE YOU SURE?

- ALL ABOARD![laughs]

- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

- OH, MY GOD.

THAT IS IT, DUDE!THAT IS ME.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT TO SAY, MAN.

IT LOOKS LIKE OZZY.IT LOOKS LIKE ME.

ALL RIGHT!

THE TATTOO, TO ME,LOOKS ALMOST LIKE

SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEEOUT OF AN OLD FILM.

IT IS INCREDIBLE.I'VE SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT.

CRAZY!

- [laughs]

IN ORDER TO MAKELITTLE OZZY'S TATTOO WORK,

I HAD TO PLACE THIS THINGDEAD CENTER TO MAKE SURE

THAT IT EQUALED OUTON HIS ARM.

THEN I HAD TO HIDE THE OLDTATTOO IN THE HEAVY DROP SHADOWS

AND SATURATED IT WELL ENOUGHSO THAT IT WENT AWAY.

- THANK YOU, GUS!I LOVE YOU!

- [laughs]NICE. CONCERT ENDING.

- BIG GUS IS LIKE THEOZZY OSBOURNE OF TATTOO ARTISTS.

IF LITTLE OZZYDOESN'T WORK OUT,

I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL,AND I'M GONNA BE MINI GUS.

WHOO-HOO!

- OH, MAN. I JUST MADETHAT HOMEY FEEL 10 FEET TALL.

THAT'S DOPE.

- OKAY, I AM FINISHED.

- THANK GOD.- FINALLY.

- I AM VERY NERVOUSTO SEE THE REVEAL

BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BEINCREDIBLY AWESOME

TO JUST HAVE THE ONE PENISTHAT I WAS BORN WITH.

- HOW YOU FEELING?- SORE.

- ARE YOU READY?- OKAY.

- OKAY.

- [sighs]

OH, MY GOD.

IT LOOKS SO REAL.

I SEE SOMETHING THAT IS

SO GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL,

MAGNIFICENT, IT IS BEYONDWHAT I'VE EVER IMAGINED.

THE FIRST THINGI REALLY EVEN NOTICED

WAS RIGHT UPTO THAT HILT OF THE SWORD

AND ITS BEAUTIFUL DESIGNTHAT JASMINE PUT INTO IT.

OH, WOW.

ALL THOSE HOURS, ALL THAT PAINWAS BEYOND WORTH IT.

- FOR GRANT'S TATTOO,I HAD TO MAKE SURE

THE TATTOO WAS WIDENEDAND MAKE SURE THE VINES CAME UP

AROUND THE SWORD TO GET RID OF

THAT HANDLE LOOKINGLIKE A PENIS,

PUT THE FILIGREE INSIDE OF ITJUST TO CREATE DETAIL.

- OH, WOW.THERE IS...

- THERE'S NO MISTAKING--- NO MORE PENIS STICKING OUT.

- IT JUST DOESN'TLOOK LIKE A PENIS AT ALL.

- I FEEL INVINCIBLE.

I HAVE NO PENIS ON THE BACKOF MY NECK ANYMORE.

JASMINE IS MY NEW SUPERHERO,AND I DEEM HER JAZZ HANDS.

YES!

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