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Death Gets Busy

A blue-collar worker sees red; a porn addict gets blown away; a doctor's libido turns fatal.

>> PHIL HARDIN IS A STONE-COLD

SMUT ADDICT.

HE LIVES IT.

>> [moaning]

>> HE BREATHES IT.

>> OH, GOD.

>> HE READS IT.

HE NEEDS IT.

>> [moaning]

>> PHIL'S GOT IT MADE.

HIS NO-SKILLS JOB AT THE TIRE

SHOP ALLOWS HIM TO WORK AND

PLAY AT THE SAME TIME.

>> WHAT MAKES SOMEBODY A SEX

ADDICT IS WHAT MAKES SOMEBODY

A DRUG ADDICT OR AN ALCOHOLIC

ADDICT, THEY OVER-CONSUME.

IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEIR

FAMILY.

IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEIR

WORK.

THEY DON'T CARE IF IT DESTROYS

THEIR HEALTH.

IT'S ALL THEY THINK ABOUT

DAY AND NIGHT.

>> PHIL THOUGHT HIS PORN

OBSESSION WAS HARMLESS.

HE WASN'T HURTING ANYONE.

AND THEN ONE DAY HE SAT DOWN

WITH THE NEW ISSUE OF HORNDOG

AND A LARGE TRUCK TIRE.

HIS FOOT WAS UP ON THE AIR HOSE,

BUT HIS MIND WAS STILL DOWN IN

THE GUTTER.

>> [moaning]

>> I'VE OFTEN SAID THAT TIRES

ARE A TICKING TIME BOMB.

IF YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM.

IT COULD BE CATASTROPHIC.

IT COULD KILL YOU OR CERTAINLY

"MAIN" YOU--TAKE OUT AN EYE,

BREAK AN ARM, BREAK YOUR NECK,

TAKE A PIECE OF YOUR BODY.

>> IT CAME DOWN TO THIS.

>> [moaning]

>> WHICH WOULD POP FIRST:

PHIL OR THE TIRE?

>> [moaning]

[air hissing]

>> THE TIRE AND STEEL RIM

EXPLODED SIMULTANEOUSLY,

LAUNCHING HEAVY SHRAPNEL INTO

PHIL'S FOREHEAD FROM LESS THAN

A YARD AWAY.

>> JUST THE BLUNT FORCE OF

A LARGE PIECE OF TIRE HITTING

HIM IN THE HEAD COULD CAUSE

A CONTUSION THAT'S STRONG ENOUGH

TO CAUSE A TRAUMATIC BRAIN

INJURY.

HE HAD ACTUALLY PIECES THAT

WENT THROUGH HIS SKULL LODGED

IN HIS SKULL AND DAMAGED HIS

BRAIN DIRECTLY, WHICH IN AND OF

ITSELF CAN CAUSE NEUROGENIC

SHOCK WHICH CAN CAUSE SOMEONE

TO DIE AS WELL.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...

PORNO IS BAD FOR YOU.

>> [moaning]

>> IT'LL ROT YOUR BRAIN.

>> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS; I'M

GONNA HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.

>> REMEMBER WHEN DOCTORS MADE

HOUSE CALLS?

NEITHER DO WE.

>> NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS

DONE BEFORE.

>> TOTALLY OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> THE ONLY REASON DEBBIE GOT

THIS GUY TO DROP BY WAS, 1, HE'S

NOT REALLY A DOCTOR, AND 2, SHE

WAS DESPERATE.

>> THAT'S, UH--A BIG NEEDLE.

>> HER PROBLEM: WRINKLES.

DR. QUACK HERE HAD THE CURE.

BOTOX.

>> BOTOX IS ACTUALLY BOTULINUM

TOXIN.

IT CAUSES PARALYSIS.

WHAT THEY DO IS THEY INJECT THIS

TOXIN INTO CERTAIN AREAS OF YOUR

FACE, OR WHEREVER YOU WANT IT TO

BE, TO GET RID OF WRINKLES.

AND THE WAY THAT IT DOES THAT IS

IT PARALYZES THAT MUSCLE.

THAT MUSCLE CAN NO LONGER

CONTRACT, AND THE WRINKLE IS

GONE.

>> [inhales]

>> THE FAKE PHYSICIAN MADE A

GOOD LIVING OFF INSECURE

40-SOMETHINGS, DISPENSING BLACK

MARKET BOTOX INJECTIONS.

>> DON'T MOVE.

>> IT WASN'T BRAIN SURGERY, AND

THEY ALWAYS PAID CASH.

DEBBIE DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT SHE

JUST SIGNED HER DEATH

CERTIFICATE.

>> OKAY.

>> SORRY.

THANK YOU.

>> THE PRETEND DOCTOR HAD GOTTEN

HIS HANDS ON A REALLY BAD BATCH

OF BOTOX.

HE JUST PUMPED PURE BOTULISM

POISON RIGHT INTO HER HEAD.

>> AHH...

THIS DOES NOT FEEL RIGHT.

>> THE PAIN AND NUMBNESS STARTED

SPREADING FROM HER HEAD

THROUGHOUT HER BODY.

DEBBIE THOUGHT A DIP IN THE HOT

TUB MIGHT CALM HER DOWN.

>> IF YOU DO NOT GO TO SOMEONE

THAT KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING

AND THIS TOXIN GETS SOMEWHERE IT

SHOULD NOT GET TO--THE NERVE,

FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR FACE BECOMES

PARALYZED, AND YOU LOOK LIKE

YOU'VE HAD A STROKE.

>> [pained, panicked breathing]

>> IF IT GETS INTO YOUR ARTERIES

OR INTO YOUR VEINS, THAT TOXIN

IS NOW CIRCULATING IN YOUR BODY

AND GETTING INTO YOUR LUNGS,

INTO YOUR HEART.

CAUSE--IT CAN CAUSE PARALYSIS

THERE, SO ESSENTIALLY YOU STOP

BREATHING, YOUR HEART STOPS

BEATING, AND YOU END UP DEAD

FROM BOTOX.

>> DEBBIE WAS HELPLESS.

HER BODY WAS COMPLETELY

PARALYZED BY THE SPREADING

TOXIN.

IN A FROZEN PANIC, SHE SLIPPED

UNDER THE WATER'S SURFACE AND

DROWNED.

AT HER FUNERAL HER FRIENDS ALL

SAID SHE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.

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