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Say Hey to Ray Ray

Chase helps Lavernius reveal his secret to the group. Chase’s ability to remain calm is tested in the face of snakes, drugs, and boobs. A shocking eviction ceremony rocks Chase. Randy invites Lavernius to a spit roast.

- PREVIOUSLYON THE JOE SCHMO SHOW,

CHASE'S COMPETITIVENESS EARNEDHIM A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL.

- WHOA!

- CHLOE AND HER SPIRIT ANIMAL

EXITED THE COMPETITIONWITH CLASS.

- MY BEAVER JUST PEED.

- OH!- AND...

- [bleep].- MY GOD!

- CHASE, GRAB THE WALKIEAND COME IN HERE.

I GOT A RUNNER.

- THE BOUNTY HUNT EXPOSESCHASE TO THE REAL WORLD.

- HEY!

- TONIGHT,THE HUNT CONTINUES.

- I GOT A RUNNER.I NEED SOMEBODY NOW!

- KARLEE MAKESA DEVASTATING MISTAKE.

- THOSE AREN'T EASY.THAT'S, LIKE, STRONG SHOULDERS.

- YEAH.

- DID YOU HEAR ME?

- AND AN EVICTIONCEREMONY SHOCKER

THAT SHAKES UPTHE COMPETITION.

- YOU HAVE FAILED.- ARE YOU SURE, MAN?

WOW.

- IN A REALITY TV WORLD

FILLED WITH CHEATERS,SCOUNDRELS, AND JERKS,

IS THERE ANYONE LEFTWHO WILL PLAY FAIR?

WE SEARCHED AMERICA,

AND WE THINKWE'VE FOUND THE ANSWER.

- [laughing]- MEET CHASE ROGAN...

- PICK ME, BOUNTY PROJECT.OW, OW, OW!

- A 28-YEAR-OLD GREENSKEEPERFROM PITTSBURGH...

- DEER ANTLERSIN THE BACKGROUND--

AVID HUNTER AND SPORTSMAN.- AND ALL-AROUND GREAT GUY.

- MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE TAYLOR.

OW, OW![rolls tongue]

MY WIFE AND I USUALLY DANCE,OFTEN GOOFY--

OFTEN MOONWALKING.

- OVER THE NEXT TEN WEEKS,CHASE WILL COMPETE

IN A CUTTHROAT REALITY SHOWCALLED THE FULL BOUNTY.

- WELCOMETO THE FULL BOUNTY.

- HE COULD WIN $100,000

AND THE CHANCE TO BECOME

AMERICA'S NEXT GREATBOUNTY HUNTER.

THERE'S JUST ONE CATCH...

IT'S ALL FAKE.

- THIS IS A FAKE SHOWOFFERING A FAKE JOB

TO SOMEONETO BECOME A BOUNTY HUNTER.

- BOUNTY PROJECT.COME ON, I WILL WIN!

- HIS COMPETITION,ACTORS WITH ONE GOAL--

TO PUSH HIM TO THE LIMIT.- AAH!

- STARRING RANDY,"THE ASSHOLE."

- [bleep] YOU, [bleep] YOU,[bleep] YOU, [bleep] YOU!

- LAVERNIUS,"THE BLACK GUY."

SKYLAR, "THE WIDOW."

- STEVE DIEDIN A CEMENT-POURING ACCIDENT.

- CHICO, "THE EX-CON."

KARLEE AND STAN, "THE DEAF GIRL"AND HER INTERPRETER.

- LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLEIN THIS EXCITING HOUSE.

- VERY EXCITING.THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE HERE.

- ALLISON,"THE OVER-ACHIEVING ASIAN."

ALLEN, "THE BUDDY."

- MAYBE WE COULD ALL JUST,LIKE,

CELEBRATE ONE LAST NIGHTWHERE WE'RE FRIENDS.

- CHLOE, "THE MODEL,"

JAKE MONTROSE,WORLD-FAMOUS BOUNTY HUNTER,

AND WANDA, HIS TROPHY WIFE.

- CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING?- NO. STOP IT.

- I REALLY--- STOP IT.

- AND INTRODUCING LORENZO LAMASAS LORENZO LAMAS.

- I GOT THE SACOF A 25-YEAR-OLD.

- FOR OVER A YEAR,THE CAST AND PRODUCERS

HAVE BEEN PLANNINGTELEVISION'S BIGGEST HOAX.

BUT HOW FARCAN THEY TAKE IT?

- LADY JUSTICE,CAN I COME INSIDE OF YOU?

- WILL CHASEFIGURE IT ALL OUT

AND BRING PRODUCTIONTO A GRINDING HALT?

- DUDE, THIS IS A SETUP.

- WILL HE QUIT AND FORFEITTHE MONEY AND THE JOB?

- OH, [bleep],DOES HE KNOW?

- AT ANY TIME,ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG.

[explosion]

- DID ANYONE THINKTO TEST THE CAULDRON FOR FIRE?

- AAH!

- GET HIM OUT.

- THIS IS THE JOE SCHMO SHOW.

- EVERYBODY READY?

- YEAH.- READY.

- LET'S GO FISHING.

- ALL RIGHT.

- IT'S DAY FIVE,

AND CHASE HAS PROVENTO BE UNSTOPPABLE.

I MEAN, EVEN TO THE POINTOF HIM GETTING HIMSELF INJURED.

SO YOU'D THINK WE'D SLOW DOWN,BUT NO.

WE'RE GONNA TREAT CHASELIKE A REAL BOUNTY HUNTER,

PUT HIM IN THE OUTSIDE WORLDWHERE WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL,

AND THEN SEND HIMAFTER WHAT HE THINKS

IS A REAL-LIFE SKIP.

- I GOT RULES AND REGULATIONSTO GO OVER.

WE'LL DO IT ON THE WAY.I WANT TO GET ON THE MOVE.

YOU MIND DRIVING?- NO.

- YOU'RE DRIVING.

- WE'RE GONNA BOOSTHIS CONFIDENCE AND BLOW HIS MIND

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

- IF THIS ALL GOESAS PLANNED,

HE'S GONNA COME BACKA CHANGED MAN.

IF IT DOESN'T GOAS PLANNED,

HE MAY NOT BE COMING BACKAT ALL.

- WHAT'S THIS GUY'S CRIME?

- "B" AND "E"AND ASSAULT CHARGE.

"B" AND "E," ANYONE?

all: BREAKING AND ENTERING.

- WELL DONE.

- HEY, CHEECH KNOWS THAT ONE.

- YEAH, I KNOW THAT ONETOO WELL.

- YEAH.

- THE WHOLE GOAL FOR TODAYAND EVERYTHING WE DO

IS TO PUT CHASEIN THE HOT SEAT

AND FIND OUT HOW BADHE WANTS TO BE A BOUNTY HUNTER.

- WE FINALLY GET TO GO ONTHIS REAL BOUNTY HUNT WITH JAKE,

SEE HIM IN ACTION.

HE'S ASKED ME TO DRIVE,WHICH IS A GREAT HONOR.

AND I'M READY TO GO.

SO, LIKE,IF IT CAME DOWN TO IT,

IF YOU FELT LIKEYOU HAD TO USE YOUR GUN,

WOULD YOU SHOOT, LIKE,THEIR LEG OR SOMETHING FIRST?

- UM, NO, NO.

I ALWAYS ASSUME THE SKIP

IS GOING TO TRYTO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.

- YOU'RE A PRETTY RECOGNIZABLEFACE IN THE BOUNTY COMMUNITY.

DOES THAT PUT YOUAT A DISADVANTAGE

RIGHT FROM THE GET-GO?

- SOMETIMES.

I'VE BEEN RECOGNIZEDA COUPLE TIMES, BUT RARELY.

I GUESS PEOPLENEVER SEE IT COMING.

THEY JUST DON'T EXPECT IT.

ALL RIGHT,SHARPEN UP, PEOPLE.

WHAT'S THE NUMBER, RANDY?- TWO-ONE--

- THIS IS IT!- IT'S RIGHT THERE.

- THAT'S IT RIGHT ACROSSTHE STREET, THAT'S IT.

WE'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT.

- DUDE, THEY NEEDSOME TURF CONSULTING.

- EVERYBODY, EYES SHARP.- GOOD LUCK, JAKE.

- ALL RIGHT,EVERYBODY BE COOL.

- JAKE GETS OUT.

EVERYONE'S ADRENALINE'SPICKING UP A LITTLE BIT.

LIKE, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.

- JUST IN CASE, TURN ONEOF THOSE WALKIES ON FOR ME.

CHECK ONE, TWO.

- TEST.- COPY THAT.

- OH, HERE WE GO, GUYS.HERE WE GO.

- THIS IS [bleep] AWESOME,MAN.

- THIS IS SO COOL.- WHAT IS HE SAYING?

- HI, THERE,HOW YOU DOING?

I'M SORRYTO BOTHER YOU GUYS.

I GOT A VANFULL OF SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS

THAT I'M DRIVINGHERE TODAY,

AND I'M SUPPOSEDTO TAKE THEM TO THE BEACH.

- THIS IS WHERE WE ARERIGHT NOW.

- RIGHT, OKAY,YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

- WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON?- [bleep].

- GAH!

- NO, JESUS, COME ON,COME ON, MAKE IT EASY.

MAKE IT EASY.OKAY?

- JAKE GOES INTO ACTION.IT'S INTENSE.

YOU CAN HEAR HIMYELLING AT THIS WOMAN.

- DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE.

[indistinct shouting]- [bleep].

- [bleep] STAY IN THE VAN.

JUST STAY IN THE VAN.

- SOMEBODY GRAB THAT WALKIEAND COME IN HERE.

I GOT A RUNNER.

- OH, MY GOD, CHASE.

- CAREFUL, CHASE.CHASE, BE CAREFUL.

- STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.IS HE COMING IN?

- LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM.OH, JESUS CHRIST, MAN.

[bleep] GET BACKIN HERE.

- CHASE RUNS IN THERE,GUNG HO.

DIDN'T EVEN PAUSE.

JUMPS OVER THE RAILING.

THIS KID IS HARD-CORE.

- CHASE, TAKE THIS GUN,HOLD IT ON HER.

SHE DOES NOT MOVE,YOU UNDERSTAND?

SHE DOES NOT MOVE!SHE'S GETTING AWAY.

THE OTHER GUY'S A SKIP TOO.HER BOYFRIEND'S A SKIP.

I'M GOING AFTER HIM.I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

DON'T LET HER GO!

- I'VE HELD A GUN PRETTY OFTENACTUALLY, SWEETHEART.

- DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOUJUST LET ME WALK ON BY?

- TEST ME, TEST ME.- WALK ON BY, LET ME GO.

- NAH, TEST ME.

- HOLY [bleep].

WE JUST HANDED CHASEA HANDGUN AND A LIVE FUGITIVE.

NOW WE WANT CHASE TO BELIEVETHE GUN IS LOADED.

AND WHILE WE HAVE THE BESTPROP PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS,

HE'S AN AVID HUNTER,

AND BY THE WEIGHT OF THE GUN,HE MIGHT JUST CALL OUR BLUFF.

- LOOK, MAN,I GOT KIDS, ALL RIGHT?

- TOO BAD.YOU SKIP BOND, YOU GO TO JAIL.

- AND ON THE OTHER HAND, WHAT IFHE ACTUALLY PULLS THE TRIGGER?

- YOU LIKE GIRLS?- SAVE IT.

- YOU WANT SOME OF THESE?- NO.

- [bleep] IT, EVERYONE CAN.JUST LET ME OUT.

WHAT ABOUT A BLOW JOB, HUH?[bleep] BLOW JOB.

LOOK AT THE WAYYOU HOLD THAT GUN.

YOU GOT A SMALL [bleep].YOU WANT SOME.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIMEYOU GOT LAID, DUDE?

COME ON.

- LAST WEEK BY MY WIFE,

WHO'S A LOT PRETTIERTHAN YOU, SORRY.

[indistinct radio chatter]

- HE'S IN THE WIND.

GIVE ME THE GUN.

TURN AROUND.LOOK AT THE [bleep] WALL!

CHASE, YOU CAN GET BACKIN THE VAN, MAN.

APPRECIATE THE BACKUP.

I'M JUST GONNA WAITFOR WANDA OUT HERE.

- THAT WAS INSANE.

I JUST HELDA HOOKER AT GUNPOINT.

- JESUS.- YEAH, SON!

- OHH!

- YOU OKAY?

YOU OKAY, CHASE?

- YEAH.- JEEZ.

- I GET INSIDE,AND I'M JUST LIKE, "YEAH, SON!"

AND EVERYONE'S JUST LIKE,"WHOA, THAT'S CRAZY!"

AND, LIKE, I TURN AROUND,GIVE SOME HIGH FIVES.

- WHAT WENT DOWN IN THERE?

- SHE WANTEDTO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB.

- OH, YEAH!

CHRIST, I GOTTA GETMY HEAD STRAIGHT

BEFORE I DO THIS JOB.

- IT'S GREAT, YOU KNOW.

I'M ALL PUMPED UP.EVERYONE'S PUMPED UP FOR ME.

- YEAH!

- YOU NEED A BOUNTY HUNTERCATCH PHRASE, CHASE.

YOU JUST GOT FERTILIZED.

[laughter]

- I DEFINITELY KNOW NOWMORE THAN EVER

THAT I CAN DO THIS JOB.

- YOU TOOK THE STARSKY AND HUTCHROUTE THROUGH THAT, UH--

- OH, YEAH.- [bleep].

- HE SAID TO HURRY,SO I DID, YOU KNOW?

THE BIGGEST SIGNWAS THAT I DIDN'T HESITATE.

I WENT FOR IT,AND I WAS THERE.

I TRUSTED MY INSTINCTS.

YEAH,IT'S A BIG CONFIDENCE BOOST

THAT I CAN DEFINITELYDO THIS JOB.

- WE'RE GONNA TAKEGOOD CARE OF YOU.

- [giggles]

- IT IS DAY SIX, AND CHASEROCKED THE BOUNTY HUNT.

AND WE KNOWTHAT PART OF HIS STRATEGY

IS TO NOT GET INVOLVED

WITH OTHER COMPETITORS'PERSONAL MATTERS.

SO TODAYWE'RE GONNA TRY TO SEE

IF WE CAN GET HIMTO CAVE.

- SO YOU DO YOGA?

- I MEAN, I THINKI WAS PROBABLY GOING

FOR HALF AN HOURTHIS MORNING,

BUT, I MEAN, LIKE, I WASDRIPPING SWEAT LIKE CRAZY.

I MEAN,IT GETS YOU GOING, DUDE.

I'M FEELING GREATABOUT THE COMPETITION RIGHT NOW.

I TOTALLY NAILEDTHE BOUNTY HUNT.

AND RIGHT NOW I FEELLIKE I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME,

AND NOTHING'S GONNASTOP ME.

'SUP, HOMBRE?

- WHOA!

- WOW.- UH-OH, CASUAL TIME.

- OH, THINK I SAW SOMETHING.

- THAT'S NOT VERY CASUAL.- IT'S TOO CASUAL.

- I GUESSSHE'S JUST WATCHING HIM.

I TOLD CHASE ABOUT MY CRUSHON LV YESTERDAY.

AND OF COURSE CHASE THINKSTHAT LV IS SUPPOSEDLY GAY,

AND I SUPPOSEDLY DON'T KNOW.

AND I'M SURETHAT CHASE IS GONNA TRY

AND SWEEP MY CONFESSIONUNDER THE RUG,

BUT I'M GONNA MAKE SURETHAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

I FEEL LIKE THINGSARE DIFFERENT NOW.

WHAT?

YEAH, ME TOO.

I TOLD CHASE,BUT NOBODY ELSE KNOWS THIS.

I SORT OF HAVE A CRUSHON LV.

AND I FEEL--

LAST NIGHT,HE TOLD ME--

HE TOLD METHAT HE LIKED MY SHOES.

[giggles]

I THINK THEY'RE KINDA GIRLY,BUT--

- [chuckles]

YEAH, I KNOW, SKYLAR,THAT'S BECAUSE LV IS GAY.

I'M TRYINGTO LET HER DOWN EASY.

LIKE, I DON'T REALLY WANTTO CRUSH HER FEELINGS,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO REALLYBE A PART OF IT ANYMORE.

I'M TIRED OF BEINGIN THE MIDDLE.

DUDE, SKYLAR IS, LIKE,ALL OVER YOUR--

- STOP, STOP.

- DUDE, I'M SORRY.IT'S NOT ME, MAN.

IT'S NOT ME.SHE JUST--

SHE'S COMING TO MEWITH THIS STUFF.

I SAID,"I CANNOT BE THE MIDDLE--"

SHE'S ASKING ME TO, LIKE,COME TO YOU.

I CAN'T DO THIS.LIKE, I CAN'T DO THIS, MAN.

- OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.AM I DOING ANYTHING?

- I MEAN, THE CASUAL POUCHMAY NOT HAVE HELPED.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, MAN.YOU JUST ARE WHO YOU ARE.

SHE JUST--DUDE, THAT'S WHYTHEY CALL IT REALITY TV,

'CAUSE THIS [bleep] HAPPENS.

LIKE, YOU THINKYOU CAN JUST SLIDE BY,

BUT YOU JUST CAN'T.

LIKE, SOMETHING'S GOTTA,LIKE, HAPPEN.

- HAVE YOU TALKED ALLIANCEWITH ANYONE YET?

- I MEAN, ALLEN AND IARE THINKING RANDY TONIGHT.

- RANDY?

IT MAKES SENSE.

HE'S THE NEXT BIGGEST GUY, SO...- YEAH.

NOT ONLY ARERANDY'S ANTICS OFF-COLOR

AND SOMETIMES OFFENSIVE...

- [belches]I GOTTA PISS.

GIRLS, TOPS OFF, TITS OUT.

NO QUESTIONS,TITS OUT.

- BUT HE'S ALSO ONEOF MY BIGGEST COMPETITORS

IN THIS GAME, AND THATIS WHY HE NEEDS TO GO HOME.

- I HAVEN'T WONA CHALLENGE YET.

I CAN DO MORE PUSH-UPSTHAN CHICO.

- HOW MANY CAN YOU DO?

- SHE IS ALWAYSUPSIDE-DOWN.

- YEAH.THOSE AREN'T EASY.

THAT TAKES STRONG SHOULDERS.

- YEAH.

- DID YOU HEAR ME?- HUH?

- [gasps]

- SHE BLEW IT.WE'RE DONE.

- THOSE AREN'T EASY.THAT TAKES STRONG SHOULDERS.

- YEAH.

- DID YOU HEAR ME?- HUH?

- [gasps]

- SHE BLEW IT.WE'RE DONE, WE'RE DONE.

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON,

IF SOMEONE'S MESSINGWITH ME

OR SETTING ME UPOR SOMETHING,

BUT IT WAS LIKESHE ACKNOWLEDGED WHAT I SAID.

- YEAH.

- DID YOU HEAR ME?

- HUH?

OH, MY GOD,OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.

I AM FREAKING OUT.

DID I BLOW THIS?

DID I BRINGTHIS ENTIRE SHOW DOWN?

- THERE IS A LONG MOMENTWHEN I'M LOOKING AT CHASE,

AND I'M THINKINGHE IS GONNA TURN AROUND

AND BE LIKE,"WHAT THE [bleep]?"

- THE BEST LAID PLANSALL GO OUT THE WINDOW

WHEN YOUR ACTORWHO'S PLAYING A DEAF PERSON

CAN SOMEHOWMIRACULOUSLY HEAR AGAIN.

ONE MOMENT OF BREAKING CHARACTERLIKE KARLEE JUST HAD

PUTS THE WHOLE SHOWIN JEOPARDY.

- IT HAPPENED SO QUICK,

I'M NOT SURE IF SHE WAS EVENTURNING HER HEAD TOWARDS ME,

BUT IT DEFINITELYSTRUCK MY ATTENTION.

- CAN YOU DOA HANDSTAND, DUDE?

- A LITTLE BIT.

- OH, YEAH--

- WAIT, SHH.LET'S HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON.

- QUIET.

- IT WAS HORRIBLEFOR EVERYBODY.

WE CAN FEEL THE STRESSFROM THE CONTROL ROOM.

WE'RE ALL THINKING, LIKE,NOW IT'S IN HIS HEAD.

- JOHN.[whispering indistinctly]

- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

- ALL RIGHT.COME ON IN WITH ME.

HOOK EVERYBODY UP, PLEASE.

JUST GONNA PUTA COUPLE LITTLE SENSORS ON YOU.

- WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO PLAYTHIS CARD FOR A LONG TIME.

WE'RE GONNA BREAK OUTTHE BIG GUNS

BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT THISIS GONNA GET CHASE'S MIND

OFF OF KARLEEAND BACK INTO THE GAME.

[beeping]

- MAINTAININGYOUR COMPOSURE

IS KEY TO BECOMINGA SUCCESSFUL BOUNTY HUNTER.

YOU CAN'T LOSE YOUR [bleep]OUT THERE IN THE REAL WORLD.

TODAY'S IMMUNITY CHALLENGEWILL TEST YOUR ABILITY

TO STAY CALM AND COLLECTEDWHEN THE HEAT GETS TURNED UP.

WELCOME TO KEEP YOUR COOL.

IF YOU [bleep] YOUR PANTSEVERY TIME SOMETHING GETS SCARY,

ALL YOU END UP WITH

ARE SOME [bleep] DRAWERSFOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

DO YOU GET IT?

- I GET IT.

- I KNOW.

FOR THIS CHALLENGE,

YOU ARE HOOKED UPTO VITALS MONITORS.

[beeping]

- AND JUST FOR FUN,WE'RE GONNA HOOK UP CHASE

TO A REAL HEART MONITOR.

- WE'RE GONNA CONSTANTLYOBSERVE YOUR HEART RATE

AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.

VARIOUS STIMULIWILL BE BROUGHT OUT

AND PRESENTEDIN FRONT OF YOU.

YOUR HEART RATE CANNOT SPIKEOVER 124 BEATS PER MINUTE.

YOU HAVETO KEEP YOUR COOL.

'CAUSE IF YOUR VITALS GO UP,YOU'RE ELIMINATED,

AND YOU CAN KISS THE SWEETRELIEF OF IMMUNITY GOOD-BYE

FOR ONE MORE DAY.

SOUNDS SIMPLE, RIGHT?

WELL, IT'S TOUGH AS HELL.

SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

RELAX.

LET'S BRING OUTTHE FIRST ITEM.

SOME DRUGSAND VARIOUS PARAPHERNALIA.

[beeping increases]

- UGH.

[beeping increases]

- CHICO.

- [bleep].

- YOU DON'T NEED IT,YOU DON'T NEED IT.

YOU DON'T NEED THE LLELLO.

- SORRY, YOUR RATESHAVE SPIKED.

PLEASE TAKE YOUR LEADS OFF.

STAND IN FRONTOF THE FIREPLACE.

YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED.

- I'M SENSITIVE TO CHICO

AND THE FACT THAT HE HASTHIS HISTORY WITH DRUG ABUSE.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME,

I'M PUMPED THAT THISPUTS ME ONE STEP CLOSER

TO WINNING IMMUNITY.

- LET'S BRING OUTTHE NEXT ITEM.

[steady beeping]

[jazz music]

[beeping increases]

- WHAT IS GOING ON,YOU KNOW?

HE RIPS OFF HIS JACKET,GRABS THE OIL,

STARTS SLATHERINGHIMSELF UP,

AND I'M JUST CRACKING UP.

LIKE, I THINKTHIS IS HILARIOUS.

[beeping increases]

- SKYLAR.

KARLEE.

AND LAVERNIUS.

SKYLAR, KARLEE,AND LAVERNIUS,

YOUR VITALSHAVE ALL SPIKED.

PLEASE REMOVE YOUR LEADS.

- SKYLAR, TAKE NOTE.

LV JUST GOT STIMULATEDBY THIS DUDE

RUBBING HIMSELFDOWN IN OIL.

HELLO.

- FRESH PRINCEHAS A THING FOR THE CHEF.

- NO, NO, NO,THAT'S NOT, LIKE--

- DUDE, WHATEVER.

- TAKE THIS OFF OF ME.WHATEVER, MAN.

- RANDY STARTSGOING IN ON LV

WHEN HE GETS KICKED OUT BECAUSEOF THE GUY RUBBING OIL ON HIM.

I'M JUST REALLY TOTALLYFED UP WITH HIM.

AND I THINK WE NEEDTO GET HIM OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

- BRING OUTOUR NEXT ITEM.

- DURINGTHE PRE-INTERVIEW PROCESS

BEFORE CHASECAME ON THE SHOW,

WE LEARNEDABOUT HIS GREATEST FEAR.

TODAY WE'RE GONNA USE THATTO OUR ADVANTAGE

AND SEE HOW HE REACTSWHEN HE FACES HIS KRYPTONITE.

[beeping increases]

- INSTANTLY,I FEEL MY HEART RATE GO UP

BECAUSE I'M TERRIFIEDOF SNAKES.

[beeping]

- FROM MY VANTAGE POINT,I COULD TELL

THAT CHASE IS LITERALLYFIVE BEATS PER MINUTE

FROM TRIGGERING THE ALARM.

[beeping]

- AT FIRST, THE SNAKEDID START GETTING TO ME,

BUT THEN I THINK,

I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS SNAKE

GET IN BETWEEN MEAND WINNING THIS CHALLENGE.

[beeping]

- CHASE WAS JUST A FEW BEATSAWAY FROM BLOWING THIS THING,

BUT CHASE BEING CHASE,OUT OF NOWHERE,

HE PULLS SOMEJEDI MIND TRICK THING

AND DROPS HIS HEART RATE.

THIS DUDE MUST REALLY WANTTO BE A BOUNTY HUNTER BAD.

WELL DONE,YOU'VE ALL KEPT YOUR COOL.

LET'S BRING OUTOUR NEXT ITEM.

- HA!

[rock music]

- DON'T SLIP.

SO THIS--THIS WOMAN WALKS OUT.

YOU KNOW, NO TOP.

PRETTY BIG, MASSIVE BOOBS.

SHE STARTS DOINGJUMPING JACKS.

I FOCUSEDON JAKE'S SWEET-ASS PAINTING,

AND, UH, JUST, YOU KNOW,

CONTINUED KEEPINGTHE MUSCLES LOOSE,

DOING THE BREATHING.

[beeping increases]

- RANDY.

RANDY AND ALLEN.

RANDY AND ALLENBOTH HAVE SPIKED.

ALLEN AND RANDY,YOU ARE ELIMINATED.

- TAKE RANDYOUT OF THE WILD,

BUT YOU CAN'T TAKETHE RANDY OUT OF RANDY THERE.

[laughs]

WHOO!

RANDY AND CHASEARE POLAR OPPOSITES

WHEN IT COMESTO SEXUAL MORALS.

THIS GUY IS SO PURE,HE'S LOOKING THE OTHER WAY

AND RESPECTING HER.

- DON'T STIMULATE ME!GET OUT OF HERE!

MY WIFE IS DEFINITELYGONNA BE HAPPY WITH ME

WHEN SHE SEESTHAT I WAS NOT STIMULATED

BY, UH, A BIG-BREASTED BLONDEDOING JUMPING JACKS.

- ALL RIGHT,THANK YOU, MISS.

WE'RE ALL DONE WITH YOUFOR NOW.

ALL RIGHT,SO IT'S DOWN

TO OUR TWOREMAINING CONTESTANTS,

ALLISON AND CHASE.

JUST TO REMIND YOUWHAT YOU'RE PLAYING FOR,

BABY, BRING IT OUT.

[operatic music]

THE IMMUNITY VEST.

WHOEVER WEARS THISTHIS EVENING

WILL BE SAFEFROM ANY VOTE.

- SO NOW IT'S DOWNTO ME AND THE ICE PRINCESS.

NOT ONLY IS SHEA FIERCE COMPETITOR HERE,

BUT I ALSODON'T WANT TO DEAL

WITH HER FREAKING OUTON JAKE AGAIN.

[beeping increasing]

- ALLISON HAS SPIKED.

WE DIDN'T EVEN GETTO THE NEXT ITEM.

- WHAT THE [bleep]?NO, WAIT, THAT'S BULL[bleep].

THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

- IF YOU WALK INTO A BARAND YOU SEE YOUR SKIP,

AND YOU [bleep] YOURSELF,

AND HE RUNS OUT THE BACK DOOR'CAUSE HE SMELLS YOU,

THAT'S ON YOU.

AT ALL TIMES,YOU MUST REMAIN CALM.

- JAKE, THAT'S BULL[bleep].- YOU SPIKED.

- I GET SCREWED OVER.

- WHY IS IT ALWAYSA FIGHT WITH YOU?

- IT IS UNBELIEVABLETHE WAY ALLISON SPEAKS TO JAKE.

EVERY TIME SHE GOESOFF ON HIM,

I THINK IT'S AWKWARDFOR ALL OF US.

- I TOLD YOUAT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME,

WE'RE GONNA BEMONITORING YOU THROUGHOUT.

- THIS IS [bleep]BULL[bleep]!

- YOU'RE ELIMINATED.

CHASE, CONGRATULATIONS.- YES!

- PLEASE PRESENT CHASE WITHTHE IMMUNITY VEST ONCE AGAIN.

- THANK YOU.- STUPID!

- CONGRATULATIONS.- THANK YOU.

SO, BOOM,I WIN IMMUNITY AGAIN TONIGHT.

I'M STOKED ABOUT IT,I'M PUMPED.

- COMING UP NEXT,JAKE HAS QUESTIONS.

- SOMETHING CAMETO MY ATTENTION TODAY

THAT I JUST CAN'T IGNORE.

CHASE, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHINGYOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?

- NO, I GOT NOTHING.

- LAST CHANCE.NOTHING?

[bear growls]

- GOTTA GIVE IT UP TO YOU.

WHAT IS THAT NOW, THREE?

GONNA HAVE TO STICKSOME ARSENIC IN YOUR LUNCH.

- RANDY IS NOTIN CHASE'S ALLIANCE.

SO CHASE AND I ARE SUPPOSEDTO HAVE A SERIOUS RIVALRY.

SO I'M GONNA GIVE HIMTHE FULL RANDY

AND STEP IT UP A NOTCH.

ALL I CAN DEDUCEFROM THAT, DUDE,

IS THAT YOU'RE ASEXUAL.

YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS,YOU DON'T LIKE GUYS.

YOU DON'T LIKE SNAKES,

BUT YOU WERE ABLETO HOLD IT IN THERE.

- JUST LOCKED IN ON HER EYES,BRO, HER FOREHEAD.

- JUST CURIOUSWHETHER HER TITS WERE REAL.

- HUH?

I'M LIKE,OBVIOUSLY THEY WEREN'T REAL.

DID YOU--THEY DIDN'T EVEN MOVE.

SKYLAR, SHE COULD HAVETHOSE BIG MILK TITS

THAT YOU'RE BANGING.

- THAT'S DISGUSTING,RANDY.

- COME ON, IT'S NOT.IT'S NATURAL.

FULLY NATCH.100% NATCH.

LOOKING AT WANDAWAS ALMOST ENOUGH FOR ME.

MAN.[mutters indistinctly]

I WANTED TO BUST THROUGH THATBARBWIRE TOP SHE HAD ON THERE,

MAKE A JAILBREAK.

AND IF SHE ALSO LIKES TAKINGA ROMAN HELMET FROM THE RAN-MAN,

THAT MAKES HER FEEL GOODTHEN TOO, GREAT.

- WHAT IS THAT?- WHAT'S A ROMAN HELMET?

- ROMAN HELMET?

COME ON, THAT'S ONEOF THE OLD ONES, THE GOOD ONES.

YOU GOTYOUR [bleep] IN HER EYE SOCKET,

AND THEN YOU DRIZZLEYOUR [bleep] DOWN HER NOSE.

[groaning]

- MAKES ME FEELPRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE

WHEN RANDY'S JUST TALKINGLIKE A JACKASS

IN FRONT OF ALL THE WOMEN.

SO I THINKTHAT'S JUST ONE MORE REASON

WHY HE NEEDSTO GO HOME TONIGHT.

- LET'S GO, GUYS.HUDDLE UP.

I CAN TELL CHASEHAS A CERTAIN AMOUNT

OF CONFIDENCE ABOUT HIMAFTER WINNING IMMUNITY.

THAT CHALLENGEMAY BE OVER,

BUT THE MIND GAMESARE JUST BEGINNING.

REALLY QUICKLY,

ONE OF THE THINGSABOUT BEING A BOUNTY HUNTER

IS THAT IT'S NOT ENOUGH

JUST TO KNOWEVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR TARGET.

YOU ALSO HAVE TO KNOWEVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR TEAM.

DAY IN AND DAY OUT,

YOU'RE GONNA BE EXPECTEDTO WATCH THEIR ASS.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,

YOU'RE GONNA BEDEPENDING ON THEM

TO COVER YOURS.

NOW SINCE ONE OF YOUIS GONNA BE ON MY TEAM,

I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF

TO DO A LITTLE RESEARCHON ALL OF YOU.

DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANYTHINGTHEY WANT TO TELL ME?

THAT'S THE WAYWE'RE GONNA PLAY IT, HUH?

ALL RIGHT,MORE SPECIFICALLY,

CHASE, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHINGYOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?

- I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S TALKINGABOUT LV'S SECRET,

BUT THAT'S LV'S BUSINESS,AND IT'S NOT MINE TO SHARE.

- NOTHING?

- NO, JAKE.

- BECAUSE SOMETHING CAMETO MY ATTENTION TODAY

THAT I JUST CAN'T IGNORE.

BUT YOU GOT NOTHINGTO TELL ME?

LAST CHANCE.NOTHING?

- NO, I GOT NOTHING.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S HAPPENING,

BUT I'M FREAKING OUT.

- ALL RIGHT.

WANDA, YOU WANNA BRING INTHE EVIDENCE?

- MY HEART IS RACING.

I TURN AROUND.

- APPARENTLYIT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, MAN.

- OH![applause]

- APPARENTLY TODAYIS YOUR BIRTHDAY,

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

- SPEECH!- SPEECH, SPEECH!

- OH, WOW.

NOW THAT I'M, LIKE,REALLY NERVOUS, UM...

- SPEECH, SPEECH.

- DEFINITELY NEVER THOUGHTTHAT I'D BE SPENDING

MY 28th BIRTHDAY HERE.

UM, BEEN GREATWITH EVERYBODY,

AND, UH, THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- THANK YOU.

- YAY.- I GOT ONE MORE, UH--

- THAT'S RIGHT,WE HAVE ONE MORE THING FOR YOU.

- ONE MORE LITTLE SURPRISEFOR YOU.

- HEY, CHASER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.

UM, THINKING ABOUT YOU,

AND I KNOWTHAT YOU'RE HAVING FUN,

AND I'M SURETHAT YOU'RE DOING GREAT

AND MEETINGSOME AWESOME PEOPLE.

AND I LOVE YOU,AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAVINGAN AWESOME BIRTHDAY.

OKAY, BYE.

- THAT'S CHASE'S WIFERIGHT THERE.

[cheering]

CALLED IN WITH A LITTLEHAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH, SO...

- YOU KNOW,I HEAR MY WIFE'S VOICE,

AND I MISS HER A LOT.

AND I START TO GETA LITTLE EMOTIONAL.

BUT I FIGHT IT BACK

BECAUSE I DON'T REALLYWANT TO SHED A TEAR

IN FRONT OF JAKE MONTROSE.

- SO, JAKE, WE'VE BEENWONDERING ABOUT THE PAINTING.

- OH, YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT?- YEAH.

WHAT KIND OF CAT IS THAT?

- THAT'S A TIGER, MAN.

- THAT'S A TIGER?

- I DID THAT.- YOU PAINTED THAT?

- YEAH.- AW, THAT'S AWESOME.

- THAT'S OLD TOO.

THAT'S NOT MY BEST WORK

BECAUSE I PAINTED THATWHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER.

I BEEN PAINTINGSINCE I WAS A KID,

BUT I THINK I'M BETTER NOW.

I TELL YOU SOMETHING--

- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

ALL I WANT TO DOIS ENJOY SOME CAKE,

AND I LOOK OVER,

AND THERE'S RANDYFLIRTING WITH WANDA.

- WATCH.LIKE THAT.

AND YOU CAN ACTUALLYTELL HOW BIG IT IS.

[laughs]

- I WANNA ELBOW HIMAND BE LIKE,

"DUDE, HER HUSBAND'SRIGHT THERE."

- SO HEARD IF YOU HOLDYOUR THUMBS UP TOGETHER,

THEN THAT'S ACTUALLY, LIKE,A PRETTY GOOD INDICATION

OF A MAN'S...

[laughs]

- HEY, WANDA.- HI.

- SHE GOTA GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, DUDE.

- I KNOW.I'M A LUCKY GUY.

- YOU GOOD?

- MAN, IT'S JUST THIS--

THIS WHOLE SKYLAR THING,MAN,

IT'S GOT ME THINKINGOF RAY-RAY.

LIKE, I'M JUST--

I'M TRYING TO THINKABOUT WHAT TO DO, MAN.

EVERYTHING IS JUST TURNINGINTO ONE CLOUDY MESS, MAN.

GOT ME DAY DRINKING,DAY DRINKING,

BECAUSE--BECAUSE--BECAUSE--

- IT'S EVENING.YOU'RE GOOD.

- IT'S EVENING SOMEWHERE,THAT'S FOR SURE.

- SORRY, MAN.- WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

- I THINK LV IS PROBABLYSTRUGGLING WITH SKYLAR HERE

AND RAY-RAY BACK AT HOME.

UNTIL THIS AIRS,

I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLETHAT KNOW HE'S GAY

ARE LV, RAY-RAY,AND ME.

- I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, MAN.- I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, MAN.

- WELL,BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK,

I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.

- WE KNOW THAT CHASEIS A GOOD GUY,

AND HE DOES NOTLIKE DRAMA.

HE HAS DONEEVERYTHING HE CAN SO FAR

TO STAY OUTOF THE SKYLAR/LV LOVE TRIANGLE.

SO WE'RE GONNA CRANK THINGS UPAND SEE HOW HE REACTS

WHEN HE'S FORCEDTO GET INVOLVED.

- YOU KNOW,I JUST DON'T FEEL

LIKE KEEPING--KEEPING PARTSOF MYSELF TO MYSELF.

I FEEL LIKE SHARING IT.

UM, AND THIS IS HARD.UM...

- I'LL HOLD YOUR HANDAND WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

- OH, YOU KNOW,THANK YOU, MAMA BEAR,

BUT, UM, UH,THIS IS SOMETHING I, YOU KNOW,

I FEEL I SHOULD--I GOTTA--I GOTTA DO BY MYSELF.

I AM...

WELL, YOU KNOW,I TALKED TO CHASE,

AND CHASE KNOWS,YOU KNOW.

UM, SO, UM...

I AM...

[sighs]

THE WORDS ESCAPE ME.

UM, CHASE, CAN YOU TELL THEMWHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?

LIKE, BE MY VOICE, MAN.LIKE...

- LV IS GAY.

- IMPOSSIBLE.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.IT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN.

I FEEL BADFOR SKYLAR,

AND IT MADE MEFEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,

BUT AT THE SAME TIME,I WANT LV TO KNOW

THAT I SUPPORT HIM.

- UM, YOU KNOW,YEAH, THAT'S--

- WOW.- THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.

- THAT DOESN'T MATTER.- THAT'S COOL. YEAH, MAN.

I THINK--- HEY, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU KNEW YOU WERE GAY EVENBEFORE YOU GOT TO THE HOUSE?

- YEAH.KINDA, YEAH.

- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL,MAN?

- DUDE, YOU BROUGHT METOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM.

- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.- WHO CARES?

- MY PANTS WERE DOWN.- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

COME ON.

DUDE, YOU MAY THINKEVERY CHICK

WANTS TO FREAKINGJUMP YOUR BONES,

BUT IT DOESN'T MEANTHAT EVERY GAY DUDE--

COME ON, DUDE!

- TRUE, THAT'S RIGHT.

- ARE YOU SURE?

- YEAH,SORRY, MAMA BEAR.

I'M--I'M--I'M POSITIVE.

I GOT A--YOU KNOW,I GOT A GUY AT HOME.

CHASE KNOWS.

LIKE, TELL 'EM ABOUT HIM,MAN.

- RAY-RAY?- YEAH.

RAMON, BUT--- HIS NAME IS RAMON.

AND, UM--

- I HAVE A CONFESSIONTO MAKE TOO.

- OKAY.

- WHEN YOU WERE WEARINGYOUR CASUAL POUCH,

I SAW YOUR BALLS.

- SHE SAW MY BALLS?- YEAH, WE SAW YOUR BALLS.

- YOU PULLED OUT A WEDGIE.- JUST ONE, JUST ONE.

- IT CAME OUTREALLY QUICKLY.

I DARE YOU TO WEAR THE CASUALPOUCH TO EVICTION TONIGHT.

- WOW.- DARE YOU TOO.

- LET'S PUT IT UP.- THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH.

- CONGRATULATIONS.- THANK YOU, SIR.

- COMING UP NEXT,

AN EVICTION CEREMONY SHOCKER

THAT ROCKS THE ALLIANCE.

- YOU HAVE FAILED.- ARE YOU SURE, MAN?

WOW.

- I WILL SEE YOU ALLFOR THE CEREMONY.

- SOUNDS GOOD, MAN.- ALL RIGHT.

- BYE, LV.SEE YOU IN A BIT.

- ALL RIGHT, MAN.

- YOU KNEW THATTHE WHOLE TIME?

YOU'RE A ROCK, DUDE.- NOT THE WHOLE TIME.

LV JUST CAME OUT,AND IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD

BEING THE ONETO DELIVER THAT NEWS.

BUT NOWTHAT IT'S OUT THERE,

HOPEFULLY WE CAN ALLJUST MOVE ON

AND FOCUSON THE COMPETITION.

YEAH, IT'S TRUE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,YOU DON'T BELIEVE LV?

THIS ISN'T DEBATABLE.HE'S GAY.

HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN.HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.

SKYLAR,YEAH, IT'S TRUE.

- I JUST DON'T FEELLIKE IT IS.

- IT'S NOT--SKYLAR, IT'S NOT YOU.

IT'S NOT YOU.

IT'S HIS JUSTSEXUAL PREFERENCE.

- MAYBE I CAN--MAYBE I CAN CHANGE IT.

- NO, YOU CAN'T.

- MAYBE HE JUSTIS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.

- EH, I DON'T THINK SO.

SKYLAR,KNOW THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN.

NO, NO.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

GOING INTOTONIGHT'S EVICTION CEREMONY,

I THINK THAT RANDYHAS TO BE THE ONE TO GO

BECAUSE HE'S REALLYSTRONG COMPETITION FOR ME,

AND I'M JUST REALLYTOTALLY FED UP WITH HIM.

[dramatic music]

[duck quacks]

- WELCOME TO THE HUNTERTO HUNTED EVICTION CEREMONY.

WANDA, WOULD YOU PLEASE LIGHTTHE BOUNTY HUNTER FLAME OF FIRE?

TONIGHTONE OF YOU WILL GO

FROM THE SMOOTH SAILINGON THE U.S.S. LADY JUSTICE

TO THE WRETCHED SEA SICKNESSOF CRIME'S TUGBOAT.

YOU MAY NOW TAKE OUTYOUR ISSUED SIDE ARMS

AND IGNITEYOUR OWN TRUTH TORCH.

BEFORE WE BEGINWITH TONIGHT'S VOTE,

CHASE DOES HAVEIMMUNITY THIS EVENING.

HE CANNOT BE VOTED FOR.

RANDY,LET'S BEGIN WITH YOU.

- WAIT A SECOND, RANDY.

LET ME SAY SOMETHING,IF I MAY.

YOU KNOW,WHEN I CAME TO THIS PLACE,

I WAS TRYING TO GIVE,YOU KNOW,

THE VIEWERS A HERO,

SOMEONE THATTHEY COULD BELIEVE IN.

YOU KNOW,I HID MYSELF AWAY

IN, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE,SPARKLY, DECOUPAGED BOX.

BUT, UM, OUT OF DARKNESSCOMES THE LIGHT.

AND TODAY WAS SUCHA BRIGHT DAY.

WE CAME CLOSERAS A GROUP.

AND I DON'T NEEDA COMPETITION

TO TELL ME WHO I AM,YOU KNOW,

I DON'T NEED THIS.Y'ALL DON'T EVEN NEED TO VOTE.

I'M GOOD.

I'M GONNA CALL RAY-RAY.

I'M GONNA BE LIKE, "YO, SON,PUT THEM SKINNY JEANS ON.

LET'S GO.I'M COMING HOME."

- LV, ARE YOU SURE, MAN?

- I'M 100% SURE.

- SO THIS IS YOUR DECISION,YOU'RE QUITTING?

- THIS IS MY DECISION,I'M QUITTING.

I'M WALKING OFF.

- THERE'S NOTHING ELSETO SAY,

BUT, LAVERNIUS,YOU HAVE FAILED.

TURN IN YOUR GUNAND YOUR BADGE.

DEPUTY.

- ALL RIGHT, HOLD UP,HOLD UP, JAKE.

I GOT SOMETHINGTO SAY HERE TOO.

- LAVERNIUS,YOU HAVE FAILED.

DEPUTY.

- ALL RIGHT, HOLD UP,HOLD UP, JAKE.

I GOT SOMETHINGTO SAY HERE TOO.

LISTEN UP,KING LATIFAH.

YOU'VE BEEN MY ROOMMATESINCE I GOT HERE,

AND THEN I FIND OUTYOU'RE A BIG, GIANT HOMO,

AND I'M SORRY, YEAH,SEXUALLY-CHALLENGED AMERICAN.

OKAY?

UH...

AND, YOU KNOW,I HAVEN'T BEEN

AS SUPPORTIVEAS I COULD HAVE BEEN.

AND, UH, YOU KNOW,AFTER ALL,

YOU LIKE SEEING A DONG AS MUCHAS I LIKE SLINGING A DONG.

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT,

YOU KNOW,YOU'RE OKAY BY ME.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN BEMY ROOMMATE ANYTIME,

AND IF YOU GO BACKTO YOUR BOY RAY-RAY THERE,

AND YOU GUYS ARE FIDDLINGAROUND WITH YOUR STUFF,

YOU GOT A FINGER UP THERE,

AND YOU GUYS DECIDETO GET MARRIED OR WHATEVER,

YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPYTO BE YOUR BEST MAN.

- I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT,MAN.

- AND, UM, YEAH.

AND IF YOU EVER, YOU KNOW,

WANT TO COME OVERTO OUR TEAM AGAIN,

YOU KNOW, HEY, LISTEN,I'D BE HONORED

IF YOU WANTED TO SPIT-ROASTSOME GIRL WITH ME.

IT'D BE ALL RIGHT.

- THANKS, MAN.- HOLD ON A SECOND.

WANNA SAY GOOD-BYETO YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL?

- I WILL SEE YOU LATER.

[squawks]

I GET IT.

- GOOD JOB, LV.BEAUTIFUL PERSON, MAN.

- FREE AT LAST, MAN.[applause]

FREE AT LAST.

- THAT'S MY BOY, MADEA.

- BYE, LV.- THAT'S MY BOY.

- WOW, WOW.- BYE, LV.

- LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL.

LAVERNIUS'S BADGEWILL BE THROWN INTO THE FIRE,

AND WITH IT,HIS PLACE IN THE GAME.

HE'S NOT WANTEDDEAD OR ALIVE.

BEFORE WE SAY GOOD NIGHT,

ARE THEREANY MORE QUITTERS HERE?

ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TAKETHEMSELVES OUT OF THIS GAME?

- NO.

- THERE'S $100,000AND A NEW CAREER

ON THE LINE HEREFOR YOU PEOPLE,

AND I HOPE YOU APPRECIATETHE OPPORTUNITY.

- WE DO.I DO, JAKE.

- YEAH.

- I RESPECT WHAT HE SAID,BUT I DON'T RESPECT QUITTING.

AND I HOPE THE REST OF YOUARE IN IT FOR THE DURATION.

- I AM, JAKE.

- ALL RIGHT.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.LET'S GO.

[dramatic music]

- HOLY CRAP.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST, LIKE,YOU KNOW, NICE, LITTLE SPEECH,

AND THEN WHEN HE SAID,"I DON'T NEED TO BE HERE,"

I'M JUST LIKE, "WHAT?"

- THAT TOOKSOME BIG BALLS, DUDE.

AND I RESPECT BALLS, MAN.

THAT TOOK SOME HUGE BALLS,WHAT HE DID.

- I'M REALLY HAPPYFOR LV.

I'M PROUD OF HIMTHAT HE WAS ABLE TO GET IT OUT,

AND HE SEEMS PUMPEDABOUT GETTING BACK TO RAY-RAY

AND, YOU KNOW,SWEEPING HIM OFF HIS FEET

AND ROLLINGINTO THE SUNSET.

I'M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE,ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

LIKE, IS THISREALLY HAPPENING?

SHE WAS LIKE,"I'D WEAR, LIKE, A STRAP-ON."

- DUDE, SHE SAIDSHE'D WEAR A STRAP-ON?

- DUDE, I KNOW.IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS.

LIKE, I MEAN,YOU COULDN'T WRITE IT ANY--

YOU KNOW,IT WAS JUST RIDICULOUS.

- ACTUALLY, CHASE,YOU CAN WRITE THIS STUFF.

AND WE DID WRITE THIS STUFF.

ALL FOR YOU.

- WHAT A DAY.JEEZ.

- NEXT TIMEON THE JOE SCHMO SHOW...

THE HOUSE IS INVADEDBY DANGEROUS OUTSIDERS.

- YOU'LL SPENDTHE NEXT FOUR HOURS

CHAINED TO A REAL, LIVE,LAWBREAKING INMATE.

- DEMANDS ARE MADE.

- COULD YOU SEND MEA PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE?

- COULD I SEND YOUA PICTURE OF--?

- YEAH, COULD YOU?

- I MEAN...HOW 'BOUT SOME COOKIES?

- CHASE FACES SOMEOF HIS BIGGEST OBSTACLES YET.

- NO, YOU GOT IT, MAN.

LOOK OUT, HERE WE GO,HERE WE GO.

- AND CHASE MAKES A DISCOVERY

THAT THREATENSTHE WHOLE SHOW.

- DUDE, THIS IS A SETUP.

THIS IS A FREAKING SETUP.

- NEXT TIMEON THE JOE SCHMO SHOW.

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