A workout fanatic creates his own line of home fitness equipment made out of bamboo but gets speared when it breaks while he’s using it.
A Neanderthal celebrates the discovery of fire until he dies from smoke inhalation
An annoying tourist burns his innards on a pepper from a roadside shack that specializes in hot peppers and snake merchandise and grabs the closest liquid he can find - a jar of snake venom.
Two Rogue-Taxidermists unlock their creativity with moonshine and test out their newest mounts in a careless game of cabin chicken, reducing one to a bloody pile of “manse-meat”.
A corporate spy steals a rival company’s secret only to wind up at the bottom of a garbage chute. He dies when the garbage incinerator ignites and he’s burned to death.