A crooked female mortgage banker gets fatally impaled by flying shards of glass when her office window explodes from high winds.
An annoying tourist burns his innards on a pepper from a roadside shack that specializes in hot peppers and snake merchandise and grabs the closest liquid he can find - a jar of snake venom.
A workout fanatic creates his own line of home fitness equipment made out of bamboo but gets speared when it breaks while he’s using it.
An illegal smuggler with 20 rare birds strapped to his legs dies from excessive amounts of phlegm in his lungs, brought on by avian flu.
A film director is decapitated shooting a chase scene.