Two Jersey Shore wannabes sneak into a tanning salon to amp up their fake tans. Their love of spray tan leaves them both as orange corpses.
A ski instructor and his married conquest accidentally electrocute themselves with an electric blanket during a golden shower
A workout fanatic creates his own line of home fitness equipment made out of bamboo but gets speared when it breaks while he’s using it.
A crooked female mortgage banker gets fatally impaled by flying shards of glass when her office window explodes from high winds.
The brother of a drug smuggler is nearly decapitated by a cable an old-fashioned jail break goes horribly wrong.