A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.
(When a germaphobic, anti-gay protestor is kissed on the cheek by another man, he attempts to sterilize his entire body by immersing himself in ethanol, which results in osmotic alcohol poisoning.
Two members of the new faction in charge of ‘liberated’ Libya, are selling some of Gaddafi's stashed weapons when they explode a canister of mustard gas, cleverly hidden in containers of UN Relief Supplies.
An anti-government extremist in the "sovereign citizen" movement is struck by a runaway tractor-trailer tire during a standoff with the police.
Two Jersey Shore wannabes sneak into a tanning salon to amp up their fake tans. Their love of spray tan leaves them both as orange corpses.