The binge-drinking wife of a recovering alcoholic eats an ordinarily innocuous common ink cap mushroom at a party and dies from its poison-inducing interaction with alcohol.
A man trims his hedges by twirling an electric chainsaw, but strangles on the cord after a bee stings his exposed armpit.
An obnoxious Hipster attempts to steal a steampunk-style ring from a yard sale, only to discover (too late) that it's a 19th century ring-gun.
A competitor in the World’s Strongest Man competition overexerts himself and blows his bowels straight out of his butt.
A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.