Two guys who rob meat trucks and sell the stolen meat on the black market run into the law and a dozen razor-sharp meat hooks.
A spurned lover streaks at his ex-girlfriend’s wedding and dies when he crashes through a glass door
A morally-bankrupt Ponzi schemer accidentally swallows a pair of buckyball magnets and dies a horrible death when they're magnetically attracted to each other inside his intestinal tract.
A pair of wannabe ghost hunters is trespassing on private property when they get spooked and one of them is eviscerated by a length of fence attached by a chain to their truck.
After falling onto a brass air compressor nozzle, a man is blown-up and popped like a balloon.