A morally-bankrupt Ponzi schemer accidentally swallows a pair of buckyball magnets and dies a horrible death when they're magnetically attracted to each other inside his intestinal tract.
Two guys who rob meat trucks and sell the stolen meat on the black market run into the law and a dozen razor-sharp meat hooks.
A pair of wannabe ghost hunters is trespassing on private property when they get spooked and one of them is eviscerated by a length of fence attached by a chain to their truck.
A spurned lover streaks at his ex-girlfriend’s wedding and dies when he crashes through a glass door
After falling onto a brass air compressor nozzle, a man is blown-up and popped like a balloon.