A super-competitive miniature golfer with anger issues impales himself on the broken shaft of a thrown club after losing to a sweet little 89-year old lady.
The abusive male warden flies into a rage and is killed by a flash-bang grenade
A computer hacker's attempt to hack his own pacemaker goes wrong when the signal gets picked up by a neighbor's video-game controller.
A man dies when shrapnel from a shattered bowling ball penetrates his Medulla Oblongata
A flatulent, egomaniacal yoga instructor falls down a flight of stairs and drowns in a meditation pool.