A super-competitive miniature golfer with anger issues impales himself on the broken shaft of a thrown club after losing to a sweet little 89-year old lady.
A man dies when shrapnel from a shattered bowling ball penetrates his Medulla Oblongata
The abusive male warden flies into a rage and is killed by a flash-bang grenade
A flatulent, egomaniacal yoga instructor falls down a flight of stairs and drowns in a meditation pool.
A man driven to delusional paranoia after winning the lottery, dies when he retrieves a compound-bow arrow embedded in the wall of his house and is fatally electrocuted.