An unscrupulous female boxer nearly dies while trying to drop two weight classes in a short period of time, only to perish accidentally by her own hands in the ring
A local Philly Cheesesteak stand owner dies when he throws a Molotov Cocktail at his competitor's stand then runs away, only to run into a wall disguised as 3-D art.
A naked man dies from a burst appendix while stuck naked in a baby swing
A crooked cemetery owner digs up graves, disposes of the bodies and re-sells the plots. He winds up falling in a vat of acid used to get rid of the corpses.
A tattoo/piercing fetishist undergoes the ultimate piercing to impress a girl and gets fileted.