A crooked cemetery owner digs up graves, disposes of the bodies and re-sells the plots. He winds up falling in a vat of acid used to get rid of the corpses.
A naked man dies from a burst appendix while stuck naked in a baby swing
A local Philly Cheesesteak stand owner dies when he throws a Molotov Cocktail at his competitor's stand then runs away, only to run into a wall disguised as 3-D art.
A tattoo/piercing fetishist undergoes the ultimate piercing to impress a girl and gets fileted.
A thrill seeker props the back wheel of his motorcycle against a park carousel, is thrown off and gets his face impaled on a "Horseshoes" post.