Bowl Game

Bowl Game - Episode 113

The Mountain Goats get an unexpected bowl game invitation.

Aired: 03/30/2010

Piss Test

Piss Test - Episode 112

The guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing.

Aired: 03/23/2010


Ransom - Episode 111

The father of a girl Alex slept with becomes obsessed with him and Sammy deals with his own daddy issues.

Aired: 03/16/2010

Marathon Monday

Marathon Monday - Episode 110

During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together.

Aired: 03/9/2010


Midterms - Episode 109

When several players, including Alex, find themselves in danger of failing off the team, Alex hatches a plan to get an "A" without having to study by entertaining the professor's horny old mother.

Aired: 03/2/2010


LAX - Episode 108

When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

Aired: 02/23/2010

The Legend of the Golden Arm

The Legend of the Golden Arm - Episode 107

When the nation's top high school quarterback arrives for Recruit Weekend, Alex makes it his mission to get him to commit to BMS so he can remain the backup and Craig comes face to face with a running back from his hometown who threatens to take away his starting job and Denise.

Aired: 02/16/2010

The Drug Olympics

The Drug Olympics - Episode 106

After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.

Aired: 02/9/2010

There's Only One Second Best

There's Only One Second Best - Episode 105

Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

Aired: 02/2/2010

Rivalry Weekend

Rivalry Weekend - Episode 104

Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.

Aired: 01/26/2010

Thad's Prized Possession

Thad's Prized Possession - Episode 103

When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p**** gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

Aired: 01/19/2010

Promise Ring

Promise Ring - Episode 102

When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.

Aired: 01/12/2010

It's Called Hazing, Look It Up

It's Called Hazing, Look It Up - Episode 101

Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Aired: 01/11/2010