A salesman sells out; a coke head gets nosed out; a phony preacher sees the light; a peeper gets hammered; corporate trainer takes a fall; a dummy gets offed in the woods.
A live octopus meal won't go down; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; two crack heads get cracked heads.
A robot maker meets his maker; an exhibitionist goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; a vomit lover gets chunked; a prankster gets pranked; a Hollywood star gets drained.
A drug runner gets a heads up; a glutton goes belly up; a man-baby gets timed out; a nature hater is turtle waxed; two stoners get bonged; a man-hater gets feminated.
A cheerleader takes on the whole team; a sushi chef gets a raw deal; a raver gets a glow job; a hot mom gets a tummy ache; a hoarder gets trashed; a bully gets blasted.
Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; proctologist gets rear-ended; Russian gangsters have one too many; Viking ruler tears into little brother; shapely party girl goes bust; nature lover tries CPR on roadkill.
A peeper takes a bath, a pool hopper goes belly-up, a bachelorette takes a mouthful, a monk takes on a donkey, a gigolo goes gums up, and a boy band hits rock bottom.