Today's Special: Death

Today's Special: Death - Episode 326

An unfaithful wife can't cheat death; a 20s gangster gets steamed; the mother-in-law from hell goes back; an assassin is allergic to dying; a drunk wife gets mowed down.

Aired: 08/1/2011

Death Be A Lady Tonight

Death Be A Lady Tonight - Episode 325

A total jerk gets cut down; a stalker gets smoked out; a drug addict gets crushed; a tomb raider goes batty; a hooker goes down on the job; terrorists learn about drones.

Aired: 07/25/2011

Death, The New Black

Death, The New Black - Episode 324

A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; a perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.

Aired: 07/18/2011

Mister Death

Mister Death - Episode 323

A jersey chaser gets sacked; an OCD-er dies cleaning; a terrorist eats himself to death; a dog fighter gets boned; two cons get a fatal case of road rash; a robber loses his head.

Aired: 07/11/2011

Stupid As Death Does

Stupid As Death Does - Episode 322

A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets pwned; a poser artist explodes onto the scene.

Aired: 03/30/2011

Dead Before They Know It

Dead Before They Know It - Episode 321

Death crashes a terrorist wedding; a big box falls on small heads; self-blood transfusion is never a good idea; a gangster spills his guts; a very bad Santa gets iced.

Aired: 03/23/2011

Better Them Than Us

Better Them Than Us - Episode 320

It’s hard out there for a Russian pimp; gang bangers play doctor; a pyromaniac gets burned; an ice cream man gets iced; a Greek gets his brass handed to him.

Aired: 03/16/2011

Killing Them Softly

Killing Them Softly - Episode 319

An email scammer get deleted; a hot co-ed flunks out; a grave robber digs his own; a couple screw themselves to death; two losers suck and blow up; an old Nazi meets an old bullet.

Aired: 03/9/2011

Grave Errors

Grave Errors - Episode 318

A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders;' Katrina looters get a shock; a phony doctor gets touched by a leper; a mistress loses face; a cell phone user gets disconnected.

Aired: 03/2/2011

Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death - Episode 317

A murderer busts out of the nut house; a softballer busts a gut; two hunters get dogged; a Japanese game show contestant loses big.

Aired: 02/23/2011

Getting A Rise From The Dead

Getting A Rise From The Dead - Episode 316

A sign spinner spins out; a mob hit goes bad; a recipe thief gets her goose cooked; a corporate spy hits the fan; a tobacco chewer gets chewed out; a mad scientist gets reanimated.

Aired: 02/16/2011

The One About Dumb People Dying - Episode 315

A bad start to a New Year; a gymnast does a nasty split; a cremator gets creamed; liquid cocaine is not an energy drink; a stewardess makes an unscheduled landing.

Aired: 02/8/2011

If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You - Episode 314

A hat maker doesn't make it; a tech-geek gets uninstalled; a carjacker gets jacked out; a pretend gangbanger gets body slammed; a scam artist gets a fatal hummer.

Aired: 01/30/2011

Dying to Tell the Story

Dying to Tell the Story - Episode 313

A couple gets antsy on a safari; an Amish kid parties to death; a braggart's new truck turns on him; a surfer dude is "board" to death; a little chop shop of horrors.

Aired: 01/29/2011

Sudden Death

Sudden Death - Episode 312

A Japanese rocker dies onstage; a prison inmate blows an escape attempt; a sexiled roommate gets revenge; dumb terrorists melt down; a medieval Englishman gets the squeeze.

Aired: 01/28/2011

Cure for the Common Death Pt. II - Episode 311

A low rider gets crushed; nunchucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs die; a bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; an adult clown gets deep throated.

Aired: 01/19/2011