An unfaithful wife can't cheat death; a 20s gangster gets steamed; the mother-in-law from hell goes back; an assassin is allergic to dying; a drunk wife gets mowed down.
A total jerk gets cut down; a stalker gets smoked out; a drug addict gets crushed; a tomb raider goes batty; a hooker goes down on the job; terrorists learn about drones.
A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; a perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.
A jersey chaser gets sacked; an OCD-er dies cleaning; a terrorist eats himself to death; a dog fighter gets boned; two cons get a fatal case of road rash; a robber loses his head.
A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets pwned; a poser artist explodes onto the scene.
Death crashes a terrorist wedding; a big box falls on small heads; self-blood transfusion is never a good idea; a gangster spills his guts; a very bad Santa gets iced.
An email scammer get deleted; a hot co-ed flunks out; a grave robber digs his own; a couple screw themselves to death; two losers suck and blow up; an old Nazi meets an old bullet.
A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders;' Katrina looters get a shock; a phony doctor gets touched by a leper; a mistress loses face; a cell phone user gets disconnected.
A bad start to a New Year; a gymnast does a nasty split; a cremator gets creamed; liquid cocaine is not an energy drink; a stewardess makes an unscheduled landing.
A hat maker doesn't make it; a tech-geek gets uninstalled; a carjacker gets jacked out; a pretend gangbanger gets body slammed; a scam artist gets a fatal hummer.
A couple gets antsy on a safari; an Amish kid parties to death; a braggart's new truck turns on him; a surfer dude is "board" to death; a little chop shop of horrors.
A Japanese rocker dies onstage; a prison inmate blows an escape attempt; a sexiled roommate gets revenge; dumb terrorists melt down; a medieval Englishman gets the squeeze.
A low rider gets crushed; nunchucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs die; a bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Drugs, darts, and death in the 70s; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down.
A salesman sells out; a coke head gets nosed out; a phony preacher sees the light; a peeper gets hammered; corporate trainer takes a fall; a dummy gets offed in the woods.
A live octopus meal won't go down; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; two crack heads get cracked heads.