Today’s Special: Death - Episode 326
A hot welder goes down on the job; unfaithful wife can’t cheat death; ’20’s gangster gets steamed; mother-in-law from hell goes back; assassin is allergic to dying; drunk wifey gets mowed down; mayoral candidate gets the point.
Aired: 08/1/2011
Death Be A Lady Tonight - Episode 325
Total jerk gets cut down; stalker gets smoked out; football fanatic goes down in barfight; drug addict gets crushed; tomb raider goes batty; hooker goes down on job; terrorists learn about drones.
Aired: 07/25/2011
Death, The New Black - Episode 324
A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted;a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied;a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.
Aired: 07/18/2011
Mister Death - Episode 323
A jersey chaser gets plugged; OCD-er dies cleaning;terrorist eats himself to death; animal abuser gets dog boned; massage parlor patron gets unhappy ending; two cons get a fatal case of road rash; a bank robber loses his head.
Aired: 07/11/2011
Stupid As Death Does - Episode 322
A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a stump lover gets eyeballed; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets poned; a mover stops moving; a poser artist explodes onto the scene.
Aired: 03/30/2011
Dead Before They Know It - Episode 321
Death crashes a terrorist wedding; a big box fallas on small heads; self-blood transfusion is never a good idea; a gangster spills his guts; a french killer loses his head; a very bad Santa gets iced
Aired: 03/23/2011
Killing Them Softly - Episode 319
An email scammer get deleted; a hot co-ed flunks out; a grave robber digs his own; a war lord snorts crystal death; a couple screw themselves to death in mid-air; two losers suck and blow up; an old Nazi meets an old bullet.
Aired: 03/9/2011
Grave Errors - Episode 318
A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders;' Katrina looters get a shock; 1920s pipe-hitting homeboys; phony doctor gets touched by a leper; scizzor lift cuts a bookie; a mistress loses face; a cell phone user gets disconnected.
Aired: 03/2/2011
The One About Dumb People Dying - Episode 315
A cross dresser has a bad start to a New Year; girl gymnast does a nasty split; cremator gets creamed; liquid cocaine is not an energy drink; stewardess makes an unscheduled landing; taxidermist stuffs his face; pumpkin thief gets his gourd.
Aired: 02/8/2011
"If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You" - Episode 314
A hat maker doesn't make it; a tech-geek gets uninstalled; a wanna be hip hop queen gets butted out; a car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; a scam artist gets a fatal hummer; agro Dad gets blanked.
Aired: 01/30/2011
Dying to Tell the Story - Episode 313
A couple gets antsy on a safari; a young Amish man discovers partying; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors: prohibition couple gets shined.
Aired: 01/29/2011
Sudden Death - Episode 312
Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; dumb terrorists melt down; moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeeze in medieval England.
Aired: 01/28/2011
Cure for the Common Death Pt. II - Episode 311
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Aired: 01/19/2011
Deep Fried Death - Episode 310
Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out.
Aired: 01/9/2011
Young, Dumb and Full of Death - Episode 309
A salesman sells out; a coke head gets nosed out; phony preacher sees the light; a peeper gets hammered; a skate boarder face plants; corporate trainer takes a fall; a dummy gets offed in the woods.
Aired: 12/10/2010
Death Puts On a Dunce Cap - Episode 308
A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.
Aired: 12/3/2010