Locked and Low Dead - Episode 341

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

Aired: 02/29/2012

Sor-Dead Affair - Episode 340

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

Aired: 02/29/2012

Death – Putting The “Fun” in “Funeral” - Episode 339

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

Aired: 02/22/2012

Star Death: The Last Generation - Episode 338

Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

Aired: 02/8/2012

Die-abestic - Episode 337

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.

Aired: 02/1/2012

Death Penalties - Episode 336

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

Aired: 01/25/2012

Wild Wild Death - Episode 335

An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot’em up, a girl wants to strangle her boss, an art snob falls during toast, and an emt gets a shock, all while a blogger gets a blog clot.

Aired: 11/21/2011

Death Takes A Vacation - Episode 334

Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, and a mime is silenced, all while a tennis flirt meets her demise.

Aired: 11/14/2011

Dirt Nap - Episode 333

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

Aired: 11/7/2011

Grave Decisions - Episode 332

Sexy politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets hers, camper boils over with love for her friends.

Aired: 10/31/2011

Death By Request Special - Episode 331S

A special one-hour episode that highlights all the goriest, sexiest, and most delightfully horrible deaths that 1000 Ways To Die has to offer! Death on Death with a delicious side of Death!

Aired: 10/24/2011

Deadliest Kitsch - Episode 331

Dictator gets stuck in the U.S, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed, circus clown meets an insane posse.

Aired: 10/24/2011

Death: One Size Fits All - Episode 330

A disabled phony gets the shaft, a cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, a female oil wrestler goes down, a drivers' ed teacher loses control, while a bakery worker ices his own cake, a coal mining foreman explodes and a toxic woman swallows.

Aired: 08/29/2011

Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever - Episode 329

Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, while an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns, and a drunk worker's pants explode.

Aired: 08/22/2011

Wait, Don’t Tell Me – You’re Dead! - Episode 328

Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; epileptic stripper goes lights out; poser diver washes out; drug smugglers get caught red handed; voyeur gets hood winked; stalker gets shafted; prankster’s prank backfires.

Aired: 08/15/2011

Eat, Pray, Die - Episode 327

A Midievel German gets stoned; bachelor gets butted out; con man guru flames out; dog hater gets boned; juvenile delinquent hates farmville; car thief becomes roadkill; girl gets waxed off.

Aired: 08/8/2011