Locked and Low Dead - Episode 341

A high jumper fails her bar exam; a drug-crazed supermarket patron does his last keg stand; a deadly dress takes out a partying princess.

Aired: 02/29/2012

Sor-Dead Affair - Episode 340

A sculptor gets frisky with his art; a prison riot takes the wind out of an inmate; a naughty parrot sends a pet sitter tumbling; a sleep eater searches for her last meal.

Aired: 02/29/2012

Death: Putting The "Fun" in "Funeral" - Episode 339

A gastric bypass patient has a deadly souvenir; an exercise trainer runs her last circuit; till death do us part comes early at a polygamist wedding.

Aired: 02/22/2012

Star Death: The Last Generation - Episode 338

A cat lady “milks” her pet obsession; a burglar makes a fatal error; a Yakuza boss gets the finger; a woman’s obsession with perfection becomes her downfall.

Aired: 02/8/2012

Die-abetic - Episode 337

A kissing booth hottie gets the kiss of death; a rivalry turns deadly between two busty waitresses; a cantankerous restaurant critic writes his last review.

Aired: 02/1/2012

Death Penalties - Episode 336

A drunk wedding singer becomes the death of the party; a French maiden meets the iron maiden; an apprentice chef makes a bad cut; a TV star gets cancelled.

Aired: 01/25/2012

Wild Wild Death - Episode 335

A "superhero" tries to fly; a girl wants to strangle her boss; an art snob falls during toast; an EMT gets a shock; a blogger gets a blog clot.

Aired: 11/21/2011

Death Takes A Vacation - Episode 334

A food trucker gets fried; a band member learns Seppuku; a chemical engineer gets burned; a drug dealer goes for a trip; a mime is silenced; a tennis flirt meets her demise.

Aired: 11/14/2011

Dirt Nap - Episode 333

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend; red head gets washed away; a punk teen meets a mailbox; a sheister shopper takes a dip; a fat man loses face; a killer fart.

Aired: 11/7/2011

Grave Decisions - Episode 332

A sexy politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting old man blows up; a woman with road rage gets one in the gut; a shocking end for a convict; a dirty biker gets hers.

Aired: 10/31/2011

Death By Request Special - Episode 331S

A stewardess goes flying, a Viking gets revenge, and shocking stripers take center stage at the Deathies: the goriest, sexiest, and craziest deaths 1000 Ways To Die has ever seen.

Aired: 10/24/2011

Deadliest Kitsch - Episode 331

A security guard gets hosed; a rock climber becomes a rock faller; a jackass dare becomes do-and-die; a foot fetisher gets toe jammed; a circus clown meets an insane posse.

Aired: 10/24/2011

Death: One Size Fits All - Episode 330

A disabled phony gets the shaft; a cryogenics scammer gets frozen out; a female oil wrestler goes down; a drivers' ed teacher loses control; a bakery worker ices his own cake.

Aired: 08/29/2011

Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever - Episode 329

A cheating husband gets eaten by a bear; a bride goes down at the altar; an insomniac commits a hit and run; a bearded hipster drowns; a drunk worker's pants explode.

Aired: 08/22/2011

Wait, Don’t Tell Me – You’re Dead! - Episode 328

A Neo-Nazi opens can of whoop ass; epileptic stripper goes lights out; poser diver washes out; drug smugglers get caught red handed; prankster's prank backfires.

Aired: 08/15/2011

Eat, Pray, Die - Episode 327

A medieval German gets stoned; a bachelor gets butted out; a con man guru flames out; a dog hater gets boned; car thief becomes roadkill; girl gets waxed off.

Aired: 08/8/2011