Electricity and urine don't mix; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a rich kid loses a fight with a snake; a beer blast lives up to its name; a druggie takes a dive.
An overlooked secretary bursts; a couple gets in hot water; an idiot breaks into TV; a paint huffer gets burnt out; Samurai wannabes get shocked; a scrooge has no Christmas future.
A smoker gets smoked; a remote glider crashes into its owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets dragged; the Samurai Death Squad lives up to its name.
A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a jilted husband gets iced; a stowaway gets iced; an acupuncture patient gets needled; a cheater gets junked; a banker signs his own death.
Hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a 50s girl gets hot; a speed freak spins out; golfers go off course; a boyfriend loses a fight with a cat; a health nut gets blended.
A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a rocker goes stone cold; a gold-digger cashes out; a thief gets knocked out.
An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; a cow lover gets milked.
A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a crossdresser gets crossed; an asthmatic loses his breath; a dead man kills.
A thief gets washed out; a cockfight goes deadly; bad breath turns killer; a luchador goes lights out; a sleepwalker loses his head; two stoners lick the wrong frog's butt.
A hot nurse strips down; two trippers get needled; a biker chick goes down; a French maid fries her boss; a hold up gets messed up; a hockey player is iced; bestiality gets beastly.
A chubby chaser lands a big one; a frat boy suffers fart burn; a fiddler hits a bad note; an ex-con gets exterminated; a french maid dusts off the boss; mobsters lose face.
Good boobs go bad; Vikings go berserk; a stoner gets ripped; two terrorists can't keep time; a woman gets off in a tent; a dude meets a meteor; edible underwear goes wrong.