The guys face a shady bidder with insider information, as well as NFL star Vince Papale in a Philly battle for a vintage football passing machine and a colonial musket.
Ton and Allen get bid up by a couple of vengeful auction hunters, but manage to land a gatling gun and a suit of armor.
Ton and Allen face off against vengeful former employee Carolyn in Commerce, CA, for a motocross bike and a rare stock whip.
Thugs try to bully Ton and Allen out of a Chinatown auction, but the guys stand their ground and are rewarded with a rare Bornean blowgun and special effects wire harnesses.
When Allen is sidelined by injury, Ton and Big Sis run their own mission at the auction. Failure to heed Allen’s advice nets them a land yacht and a paintball machine gun.
Ton and Allen quarrel over bidding strategy at a rare auction on Catalina Island, and must race against the clock to test and unload a one-man submersible craft.
Ton and Allen find themselves in a turf war at a Hollywood auction, and argue over whether to gamble on what could be an antique slot machine. Allen attempts to fly a jetpack.
Big Sis goes to her first auction, and delights Ton and Allen when she holds her own with the veterans. The guys find and test a “blob,” and Allen gets shot with a riot gun.
Ton and Allen race from an auction to purchase a rare comic valued at $100,000. The guys find a Samurai sword used for ritual suicide, and Allen lives out his jousting dreams.
Ton and Allen discover the trials of business ownership, and hope that auction finds of an antique ammo collection and classic football helmets keep them in the black.