Mantenna – Is Nicolas Cage a Vampire?

Posted September 20, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,159

Nicolas Cage might be a vampire, Google+ expands, and 50 Cent gets sued over a violent attack…the Mantenna is all class!

Biggest Loser Ever Stalks His Own Girlfriend

Posted September 20, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,428

We're not going to split hairs here; if you spend all your time sending creepy message to women and following them around, you deserve to have an NFL kicker boot you in the junk. Stalking is a vile, nasty crime that terrorizes people all over the world, and they all deserve a nut shot. Shane...

Mantenna – Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Deny Sexting Each Other

Posted September 19, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,605

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis deny sexting each other, Ray J punches rapper Fabolous in the face, and Netflix continues to shake up their business model…the Mantenna is undefeated and still undisputed!

Jaimie Alexander is a Sexy Warrior

Posted September 16, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 5,935

The sultry actress gets steamy in a sexy photo shoot proving she can do more than just kick ass.

Mantenna – Charlie Sheen Makes Amends

Posted September 16, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,071

Charlie Sheen gets real with Jay Leno, Ron Artest finally changes his name, and Brad Pitt talks about his dull life with Jennifer Aniston…the Mantenna will not be ignored!

Woman Turns Crappy Car Into a Porsche For Her Wedding. By Hand.

Posted September 16, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,294

Look, we're not going to lie. Weddings suck. They're complicated, they're expensive, they're aggravating, and generally just a great way to put your relationship under lots of stress to appease your family and hers. But the only thing more aggravating than wedding is wedding crafting.

Irina Shayk Mixes Sexy with Smart

Posted September 15, 2011 | Views: 3,157

Irina Shayk is a gorgeous Russian lingerie model and she really, really, really wants people to know models aren’t stupid.

Mantenna - Nicolas Cage’s Mysterious Fudgsicle Intruder

Posted September 15, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,870

Nicolas Cage finds himself face to face with a mysterious Fudgsicle intruder, subscribers abandon Netflix, and T.I. is out of prison once again…the Mantenna is going, going, gone!

Why Do You Hate Boobs, New Jersey?

Posted September 15, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 5,547

Phoenix Feeley is an activist we can get behind, mostly because she's got a point: if dudes can run around with their upper torsos naked, why not women? Yes, she's a topless activist, and believe it or not, she gets arrested quite a bit.

Need Your Girlfriend to Remember Something? Talk Like Barry White

Posted September 14, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,714

Barry White was a talented musician that will be remembered for years as the spiritual, if not actual, father of many children. He also apparently is the key to getting your girlfriend to remembering to DVR Deadliest Warrior for once. Yes, the sultry sounds of White means she can remember....

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