Mantenna – Apple Announces the iPhone 4S

Posted October 4, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 0

Apple announces the iPhone 4S, trolls start suing hotels for having WiFi, and Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for his Obama rant…the Mantenna smells like victory!

Mantenna – Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler

Posted October 3, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 0

Hank Williams Jr. compares Obama to Hitler, Leonard Nimoy attends his last Star Trek convention, and Arrested Development is coming back for more…the Mantenna is buying a stairway to heaven!

Your Girlfriend Thinks About Food More Than Sex

Posted October 3, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 0

It's a stereotype as old as hacky comedian routines about dating: men are obsessed with sex, while women would rather eat a solid brick of chocolate. Sadly, it turns out those hacks were right: not only is it true, it's worse than we think. At least according to Atkins.

Mantenna – Ben Wallace Arrested For D.U.I. and Weapons Charges

Posted September 29, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 0

Ben Wallace gets arrested, PETA is at it again, and Scarlett Johansson is still really pissed about her leaked nude pictures…the Mantenna is what you make of it!

Yoga Gives Women Orgasms? That Explains a Lot.

Posted September 29, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 0

Yoga is a gentle, relaxing art that asks you to open your chakras wide and receive the energy of pure healing. Or something. It honestly looks more like a way for that creeper who talks about crystals a lot to get a date, but yoga is actual exercise and does have actual health benefits.

Mantenna – Simon Cowell Disses Lady Gaga

Posted September 28, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 0

Simon Cowell disses Lady Gaga, movie studios finally realize everyone uses Netflix, and Andy Rooney gets ready to say goodbye to 60 Minutes…the Mantenna is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!

Mantenna - Stephen King Gives Us a Taste of His Sequel to The Shining

Posted September 27, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 0

Stephen King gives George Mason University a taste of his Shining sequel, scientists discover a new species of Hadrosaur, and rapper Petey Pablo gets sentenced to 35 months in prison… the Mantenna's not gonna hurt ya, it's just gonna bash your brains in. It's gonna bash them right the f*** in!

Sexy Babes Will Teach You How to Play Rugby

Posted September 26, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 0

Learn to ruck, maul, and tackle with a bunch of hot, oiled up babes and you might just understand Rugby Union a little more.

Women Get on the Hawg More Often

Posted September 26, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 0

Motorcycles have a rich manly lore surrounding them. Bikers are widely considered scary, masculine guys that you wouldn't want to mess with, unless you're in San Francisco in which case that's probably not a biker. But bikes recently have developed a softer side...possibly because more women...

Woman Uses Facebook Photos to Make Her Ex Think They Had a Kid

Posted September 23, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 0

Facebook is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has ever happened to the world. The best because we can stay in touch with everyone we've ever met. The worst because it opens the door to new and vast ways to be total monsters to each other.

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