The Pill Makes Women Pick Men Who Suck In Bed

Posted October 12, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 25,463

Birth control is a truly wonderful thing. Yeah, yeah, feminism, freeing women from carrying the consequences while the guy can get away scot-free, whatever, we just like the fact that it can let women sleep around with as little consequence as us guys. Unfortunately, the downside is...it tends...

Mantenna - David Stern Cancels Start of NBA Season

Posted October 11, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 10,134

Commissioner David Stern cancels the start of the NBA season, Russians claim yetis exist to sucker in tourists, and Tony Bennett gets a look at Lady Gaga in her birthday suit…the Mantenna is sittin’ on chrome!

Mantenna - Paul McCartney Gets Married on John Lennon’s Birthday

Posted October 10, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 9,590

Paul McCartney gets married on John Lennon’s birthday, texting is destroying your neck, and Terrell Owens gets hospitalized for a possible drug overdose…happiness is a warm Mantenna!

New Trailer for My Week with Marilyn

Posted October 10, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 998

Starring the lovely Michelle Williams as one of the most legendary leading ladies the screen has ever scene, the new feature My Week with Marilyn follows Colin Clark, an employee of Sir Laurence Olivier's, as he documents the tense relationship between Olivier and Marilyn Monroe during production...

Mantenna – Hank Williams Jr. Gets Fired from ESPN

Posted October 6, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 7,687

Hank Williams Jr. gets fired from ESPN, a woman wins the lottery after buying the wrong ticket, and Tupac's family threatens to sue over recent sex tape…the Mantenna never takes a vacation!

Mantenna – Stephen Colbert Wants to Replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football

Posted October 5, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 3,998

Stephen Colbert wants to replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football, the NBA lockout looks to be long-term, and fussy college types continue to be amazed by guys who goof off in school…the Mantenna will never tap out!

Your Girlfriend Is Making You Overeat, According to Science

Posted October 5, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,556

It's a dearly held old wive's tale that the second a guy gets married, he starts putting on weight. Well, it turns out the old wive's tale is completely false. You start putting on weight the second you start dating somebody.

Mantenna – Apple Announces the iPhone 4S

Posted October 4, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 4,145

Apple announces the iPhone 4S, trolls start suing hotels for having WiFi, and Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for his Obama rant…the Mantenna smells like victory!

Mantenna – Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler

Posted October 3, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,094

Hank Williams Jr. compares Obama to Hitler, Leonard Nimoy attends his last Star Trek convention, and Arrested Development is coming back for more…the Mantenna is buying a stairway to heaven!

Your Girlfriend Thinks About Food More Than Sex

Posted October 3, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 6,068

It's a stereotype as old as hacky comedian routines about dating: men are obsessed with sex, while women would rather eat a solid brick of chocolate. Sadly, it turns out those hacks were right: not only is it true, it's worse than we think. At least according to Atkins.

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