The Song About Loving Lady Parts

Posted June 22, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 547

It’s about time someone created a love song dedicated to the va-jay-jay.

Mantenna – Lindsay Lohan Shoots a Commercial During House Arrest

Posted June 21, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,061

Lindsay Lohan shoots a commercial during her house arrest, 50 Cent pens an anti-bullying novel, and a North Carolina man finds a unique way to get free healthcare…the Mantenna gets the money for nothing and the chicks for free!

Christina Hendricks Would Fill Wonder Woman's Tights Nicely

Posted June 21, 2011 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 2,304

Hollywood is full of dumb ideas. This isn't one of them. Filmmaker Nicholas Winding Refh has been wanting to bring the bosomy heroine Wonder Woman to the big screen and he recently announced that he thinks the equally bosomy Mad Men star Christina Hendricks would be the perfect person to...

Drive a Hot Car, Get a Hot Chick, Science Says

Posted June 21, 2011 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 692

The cynical jerk in all of us says that hot women dig hot cars. That means science is a raging, cynical d-bag.

Mantenna – Why Megan Fox Was Fired From Transformers

Posted June 20, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 6,398

The truth behind Megan Fox’s firing from Transformers is revealed, E Street Band saxophonist Clarence Clemons passes away, and Amy Winehouse nixes her European tour dates following yet another meltdown…the Mantenna is not a crook!

Do You Like These Girls’ Bits?

Posted June 20, 2011 | By Balthazar Francis | Views: 2,588

Welcome to the Club Orange squeezing room, a place where large breasted, scantily-clad women squeeze oranges all day long.

Mantenna – Bar Refaeli Breaks Her Perfect Arm

Posted June 17, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,216

Bar Refaeli breaks her perfect arm, Kelsey Grammer gets hacked, and Rebecca Black's “Friday” gets yanked from YouTube…the Mantenna is deep like The Shining.

Hugh Hefner Gets Back at Bailed Bride with New Playboy Cover

Posted June 17, 2011 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 4,020

Every guy who's been burned by a girl might be civil about it on the outside, but on the inside, they are a raging volcano of emotions. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner got his heart broken by another beauty and he enacted his revenge the way every jilted guy would: with naked pictures of her.

Mantenna – Riots Ensue in Vancouver After Canucks Lose Stanley Cup

Posted June 16, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,751

Riots ensue in Vancouver after the Canucks lose the Stanley Cup, Jennifer Aniston might be engaged, and the Tupac Shakur shooting confession is to be investigated by the NYPD…the Mantenna is out on bail!

Welcome to the Ultimate Kim Kardashian Collection

Posted June 16, 2011 | By Balthazar Francis | Views: 5,850

If you’re a fan of the delectable Kim Kardashian then you’re going to love our complete collection of everything Kim… and we mean everything!

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