Mantenna – Randy Moss Retires

Posted August 1, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,026

Randy Moss retires, Helen Mirren has the body of the year, and Kings of Leon cancel their entire U.S. tour…the Mantenna is forever young!

Lindsay Lohan’s Career Prospects Are So Poor, She’s Schlepping it with a Creepy New Zealand Puppet

Posted August 1, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 833

It seems Lindsay Lohan will do just about anything to get a paycheck, even if it means subjecting herself to the rude musings of an inappropriate New Zealand puppet named Rico.

Kate Upton is One Sexy Farm Girl

Posted August 1, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 24,814

Super sexy model Kate Upton wears her finest lingerie as she’s put to work on a farm. Hey, milking cows and rounding up chickens is just more fun when it’s done in lacy underwear.

Mantenna - Casey Anthony May Have a New Job

Posted July 29, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,743

Casey Anthony may have a new job, Internet Explorer users are dumb, and Soulja Boy spends $55 Million on a private jet…the Mantenna will never be duplicated!

Mantenna – Tori’s Regret

Posted July 28, 2011 | By ncoles | Views: 2,202

T-Pain sues the creator of Auto-Tune, Tori Spelling regrets her boob job and Reggie Bush gets traded... Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of the Mantenna.

Press Tour Reveals Some Interesting Secrets About The Playboy Mansion

Posted July 28, 2011 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 1,635

The Playboy Mansion seems like such a mysterious place; an otherworldly castle where hot chicks occupy the land in peace and harmony with the occasional battle for territory and superiority, which just happens to take the form of either a feudal wet T-shirt contest or a civil war that replaces...

Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Get Naughty

Posted July 28, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 30,745

The sexy stars of Community get kinky in a naughty girl-on-girl lingerie photo shot.

Mantenna – Alex Trebek Injured After Chasing Burglar

Posted July 27, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,560

Alex Trebek is injured while chasing a burglar, U.S. Olympic skier Jeret Peterson takes his own life, and Amy Winehouse’s ex claims he could have saved her life…the Mantenna shall always pass!

Hugh Hefner Hits Back at Mr. Two Seconds Label

Posted July 27, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 2,185

Hugh Hefner’s former fiancée Crystal Harris has revealed way too much information about the couple’s sex life and it’s, well, embarrassing. But the Hef refuses to take it lying down.

Mantenna – Amy Winehouse is Laid to Rest

Posted July 26, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,354

Amy Winehouse is laid to rest, Anthony Kiedis cries over Justin Bieber, and Gene Simmons finally pops the big question…the Mantenna is always and forever!

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