Ahhh, commuting. Where we have the choice of sitting in a car as traffic inches ahead, or crammed into a subway car that inches ahead. It's dull, it's frustrating, and, if you've got two X chromosomes, it's killing you slowly.
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are not actually getting a divorce, Motown legend Nick Ashford passes away, and Jimmy Kimmel's Uncle Frank dies at 77… grab a beer, drop your pants, and send your wife and kids to France. It's the Mantenna!
Lil Wayne is injured in a skateboarding accident, the WarGames remake has a screenwriter, and Oregonians are getting it on the most...ask not what your Mantenna can do for you, ask what you can do for your Mantenna.
PETA is a bit like your girlfriend's obnoxious vegan “friend.” You know the one, the one who is constantly “advocating” for some political cause, so people will look at her? PETA is probably where she interned in college before dropping out to try and get on Whale Wars.
Cadillac is getting back into making convertibles, new data about marijuana reveals its stupefying effects, and Ridley Scott wants to get back into the Blade Runner series...the Mantenna is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
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Tony Bennett sings the praises of Lady Gaga, NHL star Sean Avery catches a break, and Rush Limbaugh kind of compares Obama to the new Oreo…wait till they get a load of the Mantenna!
Gerard Depardieu urinates on a plane, Cadillac announces its first electric car, and tasty red meat isn't always good for you...my Mantenna brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right it's better than yours!
KISS gets booted from a Michael Jackson tribute concert, Roger Clemens may be in even more trouble now, and a restaurant makes customers promise to turn their cell phones off before they eat...Now I have a Mantenna, ho ho ho!
Jay-Z says Beyonce is the second coming of Michael Jackson, China starts cracking down on fake Apple stores and a one-and-a-million hockey shot ends without its one-and-a-million dollar prize...Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in the Mantenna!
