Mantenna – JWoww Denies Plastic Surgery

Posted August 25, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,530

JWoww denies having plastic surgery, DMX gets arrested yet again, and the British government changes its mind on blocking social media to curb rioting...my friend, the Mantenna bows to no one.

Does Rihanna Have a Sex Tape?

Posted August 25, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 4,163

Does Rihanna have a sex tape? She says no, but that hasn’t stopped Hustler from confirming they’ve seen it and might release it soon.

Women Who Hate Women Shockingly Go For D-Bags

Posted August 25, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 2,431

It's endlessly debated by feminists, but held as an article of truth for guys: chicks dig jerks. But we may need to revise it a bit to read: “Chicks who hate themselves and other women dig jerks.” Which, come to think of it, makes a lot more sense.

Mantenna - Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Posted August 24, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,764

Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO, Kim Kardashian’s wedding album is here, and Paul Konerko gets his 2,000th hit…the Mantenna is freakin’ out, man!

Bikini Babes Finally Break World Record for Largest Shower

Posted August 24, 2011 | By Balthazar_Francis | Views: 4,071

The record for the most people showering together has been smashed and it’s all thanks to a bunch of busty, bikini-clad babes.

Commuting is Killing Your Girlfriend. Literally.

Posted August 24, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,419

Ahhh, commuting. Where we have the choice of sitting in a car as traffic inches ahead, or crammed into a subway car that inches ahead. It's dull, it's frustrating, and, if you've got two X chromosomes, it's killing you slowly.

Mantenna – Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Are Not Actually Getting a Divorce

Posted August 23, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 1,213

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are not actually getting a divorce, Motown legend Nick Ashford passes away, and Jimmy Kimmel's Uncle Frank dies at 77… grab a beer, drop your pants, and send your wife and kids to France. It's the Mantenna!

Mantenna - Lil Wayne Injured in Skateboarding Accident

Posted August 22, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,517

Lil Wayne is injured in a skateboarding accident, the WarGames remake has a screenwriter, and Oregonians are getting it on the most...ask not what your Mantenna can do for you, ask what you can do for your Mantenna.

PETA Claims To Be Launching Adult Site, Probably Just More Sad Chicken Pictures

Posted August 22, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 2,451

PETA is a bit like your girlfriend's obnoxious vegan “friend.” You know the one, the one who is constantly “advocating” for some political cause, so people will look at her? PETA is probably where she interned in college before dropping out to try and get on Whale Wars.

Mantenna - Ridley Scott Wants to Remake Blade Runner

Posted August 19, 2011 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 1,215

Cadillac is getting back into making convertibles, new data about marijuana reveals its stupefying effects, and Ridley Scott wants to get back into the Blade Runner series...the Mantenna is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

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