Stereotyping is a terrible thing. 99% of all Muslims are like anybody else: they just want to raise their families in peace. And we should respect that, and not invoke stereotypes of either dudes with too much money thanks to oil, or desperate terrorists.
Pity the poor circus. Once, a bunch of clowns and stuntmen showing up on the edge of town was cause for excitement. Now, not so much. They're underpaid, overworked, and have to find as many ways of getting butts in seats as possible.
As we all know, yesterday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11. It was a traumatic time for America, and we took an appropriate moment to honor those who have fallen and those who fight for our freedom still. That includes, apparently, the Hooters girls.
We all dream of one day doing at least one awesome thing from an action movie. Walking slowly away from an explosion. Jumping through the air holding two gun and actually hitting something. Well, this motorcycle racer managed to live the dream, albeit completely accidentally, when he drove...
Using public transit has many joys, mostly of the “saving money” and “not burning gas” variety. But it also has many agonies, usually of the “Will that guy just shut up already?” and “What's that smell?” variety. So hail the hero who deals with at least one of these problems the best way possible.
In this brand new clip from the rad dudes over at Funny or Die, Don Cheadle suits up as the all-powerful Captain Planet in a live-action version of the popular cartoon and kinda goes off the deep while turning everything around him into a motherf***ing tree. Anybody else wanna go green?