With the Phoenix Suns’ playoff hopes slowly circling the drain, management decided to distract season ticket holders by hiring a college kid to hurl himself off of a trampoline and through the net. Judging by the applause, the strategy seems to have worked.
Erik Johnson – a former number one overall draft pick – is one of the most promising young players in the NHL. You just wouldn’t know it by watching him fire the puck directly into his own net during a recent matchup with the Calgary Flames.
The gentleman who appears out of nowhere swinging a cane at the in-house security guard might be a fan favorite, but it’s tough to pick against the portly lady repeatedly yelling “I ride the ride” before smashing a plate of pancakes into someone’s face.
Charlie Sheen’s partying ends in hospitalization, director Peter Jackson recovers from surgery, and a new plant is developed to detect bombs...the Mantenna is not a crook!
Jaime Pressly is having a horrible start to the New Year, Jimmy Buffett gets hospitalized after a nasty stage fall, and Chad Ochocinco is making another trip to the name change office...the Mantenna is running on empty!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is too ready for a marriage proposal, Ke$ha gets sued by her former manager, and Herschel Walker might come back to the NFL...the Mantenna is going to Disneyland!
I am – sigh – a die-hard Toronto Raptors fan. Like many of my distraught brethren, I decided to spend three hours this afternoon digitally building for our team’s future via interweb draft simulations. 17 tries in, I gave up and realized that ESPN’s tech support team is...
Fact: Three of the best players from the Ohio State basketball team filmed themselves rocking out to a Miley Cyrus song. Fact: The Buckeyes are currently undefeated and the top ranked school in the country. Coincidence? Probably not.