With the Phoenix Suns’ playoff hopes slowly circling the drain, management decided to distract season ticket holders by hiring a college kid to hurl himself off of a trampoline and through the net. Judging by the applause, the strategy seems to have worked.
Erik Johnson – a former number one overall draft pick – is one of the most promising young players in the NHL. You just wouldn’t know it by watching him fire the puck directly into his own net during a recent matchup with the Calgary Flames.
The gentleman who appears out of nowhere swinging a cane at the in-house security guard might be a fan favorite, but it’s tough to pick against the portly lady repeatedly yelling “I ride the ride” before smashing a plate of pancakes into someone’s face.
Charlie Sheen’s partying ends in hospitalization, director Peter Jackson recovers from surgery, and a new plant is developed to detect bombs...the Mantenna is not a crook!
Jaime Pressly is having a horrible start to the New Year, Jimmy Buffett gets hospitalized after a nasty stage fall, and Chad Ochocinco is making another trip to the name change office...the Mantenna is running on empty!
Ronaldinho may be a few bicycle kicks past his prime, but that doesn’t mean the former FC Barcelona star is incapable of practicing impressive trick shots that would never work in game time situations.
If he's living right, every guy should be able to live comfortably eating only the 10 following foods. If he's living really right, he can afford to blow his cash on these 10 ridiculously overprized versions of everyday foods.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is too ready for a marriage proposal, Ke$ha gets sued by her former manager, and Herschel Walker might come back to the NFL...the Mantenna is going to Disneyland!
I am – sigh – a die-hard Toronto Raptors fan. Like many of my distraught brethren, I decided to spend three hours this afternoon digitally building for our team’s future via interweb draft simulations. 17 tries in, I gave up and realized that ESPN’s tech support team is...
Fact: Three of the best players from the Ohio State basketball team filmed themselves rocking out to a Miley Cyrus song. Fact: The Buckeyes are currently undefeated and the top ranked school in the country. Coincidence? Probably not.
