The Super Bowl Script is Really Starting to Take Shape

Posted February 1, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 76

Don’t worry about watching the Super Bowl. It’s annoyingly unpredictable and takes, like, four hours to finish. Just sneak a peek at the mildly diverse group of writers tasked with creating the game’s script. That way you can spend this Sunday at a farmer’s market or...

Referee Takes Necessary Steps to Ensure He'll Never Have Children

Posted February 1, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 153

There are dozens of effective ways for men to make smart decisions about safe sex and birth control. Sliding full speed into a steel post just isn’t one of them.Derek Nernberg, a linesman in Canada’s Western Hockey League, decided to give himself a good old Saskatchewan vasectomy...

Mantenna - Monday, January 31

Posted January 31, 2011 | By | Views: 211

Charlie Sheen’s stint in rehab could be costly, Oscar-winning composer John Barry passes away, and Martin Luther King III wants to buy a baseball team...the Mantenna is the baddest mo-fo low-down around this town!

The Secret Service Codenames of the Last 12 Presidents

Posted January 31, 2011 | By Reverend_Danger | Views: 15,122

Nowadays, the Secret Service doesn’t have as cool of a job as they used to.  They used to have to use codenames for all the people they were protecting in the entire first family.  Possibly even the pets.  Speaking as Reverend Danger, I can state unequivocally how totally...

Funny New Justin Bieber 8 Mile Parody

Posted January 31, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 841

In the newly released Justin Bieber Gritty Movie Trailer, fans of the insanely popular music star get an inside look at his "early life" on the rough streets of Canada and how hard it was for him to make it big in the entertainment industry as a wholesome pop performer. This speaks to me on many...

Impromptu Goalie Race Impresses All 13 Viewers of NHL Skills Competition

Posted January 31, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 150

Did you watch the NHL Super-Duper Skills Competition this weekend? Me neither. But luckily for us, the NHL used the profits from last year’s game to buy a video camera and film the lone highlight worth watching from the 2011 festivities. In this clip, Boston Bruins goalie Cam Ward tries to...

The Lonely Island and Nicki Minaj Get Creepy on SNL

Posted January 31, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 449

Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island team up Nicki Minaj for a new SNL Digital Short and freak out the entire world with the brand new dance craze “The Creep.” Gross.

X-Games Gives Snowboarder Chance To Be Awesome on National Television

Posted January 31, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 99

Torstein Horgmo (literally) stole the spotlight this weekend at the X-Games with a triple cork in the snowboard big air contest. The throngs of fans waving Pittsburgh Steelers towels in the background really seemed to appreciate both the artistry and lack of bone breaks demonstrated by the...

Mediocre NFL Players Score Unpaid Endorsement Deal to Say Bad Things about Pornography

Posted January 31, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 134

Just because Matt Hasselbeck was eliminated from the NFL playoffs two weeks ago doesn’t mean his impact won’t be felt on Super Bowl Sunday. The (apparently) still-active quarterback has rounded up some of the least relevant names in professional football to film an ad for...

Mantenna - Friday, January 28

Posted January 28, 2011 | By | Views: 129

A reality TV housewife gets too drunk to fly, Diddy is sued for causing 9/11, and 10,000 strippers are flown in for the Super Bowl...the Mantenna is takin' it to the limit!

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