Turtlenecks Skyrocket on Steve Jobs' Death

Posted October 6, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,864

His family has been left grieving. The company he led has lost a percentage point off its stock as people wonder whether Apple can survive as the biggest company in the world without him. But at least one good thing has come out of the passing of Steve Jobs: shirt makers apparently can't keep...

Steve Jobs Dead at 56

Posted October 6, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 5,150

Steve Jobs, the head of Apple who invented the iPod, iTunes, iPhone and iPad, not to mention the very idea of the personal computer, has died. He was 56. He is survived by his wife, Laurene Powell, and four children.

Mantenna – Stephen Colbert Wants to Replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football

Posted October 5, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 4,428

Stephen Colbert wants to replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football, the NBA lockout looks to be long-term, and fussy college types continue to be amazed by guys who goof off in school…the Mantenna will never tap out!

Mantenna – Apple Announces the iPhone 4S

Posted October 4, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 4,667

Apple announces the iPhone 4S, trolls start suing hotels for having WiFi, and Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for his Obama rant…the Mantenna smells like victory!

Band + Motorcycle = Freeway Band

Posted October 4, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 766

Look, we get that it's hard for a band to get gigs in any economic environment, but especially this one. In order to keep playing music and get attention, bands have to think outside the box and try new, novel ways of getting their music in front of people. Unless we're talking Russian bands, in...

Mantenna – Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler

Posted October 3, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,113

Hank Williams Jr. compares Obama to Hitler, Leonard Nimoy attends his last Star Trek convention, and Arrested Development is coming back for more…the Mantenna is buying a stairway to heaven!

Mantenna – Ben Wallace Arrested For D.U.I. and Weapons Charges

Posted September 29, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,760

Ben Wallace gets arrested, PETA is at it again, and Scarlett Johansson is still really pissed about her leaked nude pictures…the Mantenna is what you make of it!

Mantenna – Simon Cowell Disses Lady Gaga

Posted September 28, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,744

Simon Cowell disses Lady Gaga, movie studios finally realize everyone uses Netflix, and Andy Rooney gets ready to say goodbye to 60 Minutes…the Mantenna is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!

Mantenna - Stephen King Gives Us a Taste of His Sequel to The Shining

Posted September 27, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,361

Stephen King gives George Mason University a taste of his Shining sequel, scientists discover a new species of Hadrosaur, and rapper Petey Pablo gets sentenced to 35 months in prison… the Mantenna's not gonna hurt ya, it's just gonna bash your brains in. It's gonna bash them right the f*** in!

Mantenna – Doritos Inventor’s Bizarre Funeral Request

Posted September 26, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,202

The inventor of Doritos has an unusual burial request, Sly Stone falls on hard times, and Peyton Manning might miss the entire NFL season…the Mantenna is forever!

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