Soccer Tries Really, Really Hard to Make Itself a Contact Sport

Posted March 4, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 553

Whoever said that mid-game brawls aren’t an important part of soccer clearly doesn’t have a cable package that includes division four Premiership highlights. This barn-burner between Macclesfield and Wycombe gets straight up gangster in the second half!

Pick Girls and Win Prizes with the Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge

Posted March 3, 2011 | By girls | Views: 6,650

Calling all BracketMasters! The 2nd Annual Captain BracketMaster Challenge is back and combines the two things men love most -- brackets and ladies

There’s Nothing Creepy about Frolicking Through a Soccer Stadium Rain Delay

Posted March 3, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 487

Okay, maybe it’s a little creepy, but it looks like a lot of fun! If you gave me the choice between diving in the grandstand wave pools or sitting through a 90-minute soccer game, I’m choosing the wave pool every time.

Captain Morgan Bracketmaster - Behind the Scenes

Posted March 2, 2011 | Views: 111,558

Go behind the scenes with the Captain and get a special look inside the Morganettes' photo/video shoot!

Mantenna - Charlie Sheen Tweets and Steve Jobs Denied Knighthood

Posted March 1, 2011 | By Spike | Views: 2,640

Charlie Sheen joins Twitter, Dancing with the Stars is lacking in the stars department, and Steve Jobs is denied Knighthood by a grumpy British Prime Minister… I feel the need- the need for the Mantenna

Super-Duper American Goal Shames Both Canadians Who Care About Soccer

Posted March 1, 2011 | By David Breitman | Views: 1,244

The United States’ national soccer team may not be the most talented squad in the world (or even North America). But it is better than those communists who suit up for Canada, as shown by this impressive top corner snipe.

Angry Motorist Plows into a Few Bikers en Route to his Appointment with the Devil

Posted March 1, 2011 | By David Breitman | Views: 11,071

It’s unclear if Volkswagen has taken some awkward liberties with their new marketing campaign or if the driver of this Jetta is simply trying to expedite his trip to hell. Local paramedics probably could have offered some insight, but they were a little busy peeling cyclists off the pavement.

Mantenna - And the Oscar Goes to ...

Posted February 28, 2011 | By David Breitman | Views: 858

The Oscars hand out some hardware, Charlie Sheen may find himself with a lot more free time, and Iran is training hard in their efforts to make the 2012 Olympics uncomfortable for everyone. The Mantenna is always the answer on a multiple choice exam.

High School Gym Teacher Relives his Glory Days in the Infirmary

Posted February 28, 2011 | By David Breitman | Views: 699

One of America’s most agile gym teachers decided to give his students a demonstration about backboard safety. Despite the broken bones and shattered glass, it looked like the kids really learned a lot from it.

NBA All-Star Game Suits up for Annual Showdown with Relevancy

Posted February 18, 2011 | By davidbreitman | Views: 413

If you’re anything like me (which, for your sake, I hope you’re not), you’ve had the NBA All-Star game circled on your calendar for weeks. Not because you intend on watching it, but because it will be a great time to catch up on laundry and dream about the days when...

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