Jon Stewart defends Common on The O'Reilly Factor, The Situation sues his dad, and Facebook inspires a very bizarre baby name…it ain’t easy being the Mantenna!

Donald Trump bows out of the Presidential race, a Miss USA contender gets charged with identity theft, and DJ AM's sister tragically passes away…the Mantenna must break you!

A serious amount of erotica is found in Osama bin Laden’s compound, Matthew Perry goes back to rehab, and Etta James is hospitalized once again…the Mantenna ain’t got time to bleed!

Who doesn't love a good crank call every now and then? The commissioner of the NFL, probably. With the NFL Lockout still in full effect, Seahawks Raheem Brock and Chester Pitts fill their downtime in a decidedly doofier manner.

In 1988, John Langley created COPS for the fledgling FOX network. 23 years later, the show is still running. It is the Energizer bunny of prime time television. Since John has followed more police officers and witnessed more crime than any human being on earth (absolutely no question), I had to...

Hayden Panettiere breaks up with Wladimir Klitschko, The Situation’s dad starts a family feud, and Google offers up some laptops…the Mantenna is as cold as ice!

In the second Dirtcathlon event, the teams have to recreate a painting, but oops, Owen forgot the brushes. They'll have to use their hands, feet, hair, or possibly some other body parts to paint the picture and impress the judges.

Donald Trump reveals his hair care secrets, Lindsay Lohan faces up to 120 days in jail, and Quentin Tarantino announces an exciting new project. Mantenna, say "hello" to my little friend!

Microsoft splashes the cash with a big acquisition, the top vacation destination is revealed, and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver head to Splitsville… Mantenna phone home.

Alicia Silverstone’s baby gets a weird name, CSI’s Marg Helgenberger accuses Justin Bieber of being a brat, and Samsung unveils the world’s largest 3DTV…Mantenna, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.