Paul McCartney gets married on John Lennon’s birthday, texting is destroying your neck, and Terrell Owens gets hospitalized for a possible drug overdose…happiness is a warm Mantenna!
Hank Williams Jr. gets fired from ESPN, a woman wins the lottery after buying the wrong ticket, and Tupac's family threatens to sue over recent sex tape…the Mantenna never takes a vacation!
Stephen Colbert wants to replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football, the NBA lockout looks to be long-term, and fussy college types continue to be amazed by guys who goof off in school…the Mantenna will never tap out!
Apple announces the iPhone 4S, trolls start suing hotels for having WiFi, and Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for his Obama rant…the Mantenna smells like victory!
Look, we get that it's hard for a band to get gigs in any economic environment, but especially this one. In order to keep playing music and get attention, bands have to think outside the box and try new, novel ways of getting their music in front of people. Unless we're talking Russian bands, in...
Hank Williams Jr. compares Obama to Hitler, Leonard Nimoy attends his last Star Trek convention, and Arrested Development is coming back for more…the Mantenna is buying a stairway to heaven!
Ben Wallace gets arrested, PETA is at it again, and Scarlett Johansson is still really pissed about her leaked nude pictures…the Mantenna is what you make of it!
Simon Cowell disses Lady Gaga, movie studios finally realize everyone uses Netflix, and Andy Rooney gets ready to say goodbye to 60 Minutes…the Mantenna is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!
Stephen King gives George Mason University a taste of his Shining sequel, scientists discover a new species of Hadrosaur, and rapper Petey Pablo gets sentenced to 35 months in prison… the Mantenna's not gonna hurt ya, it's just gonna bash your brains in. It's gonna bash them right the f*** in!
The inventor of Doritos has an unusual burial request, Sly Stone falls on hard times, and Peyton Manning might miss the entire NFL season…the Mantenna is forever!