Steve Jobs Dead at 56

Posted October 6, 2011 | By Theta1138 | Views: 5,150

Steve Jobs, the head of Apple who invented the iPod, iTunes, iPhone and iPad, not to mention the very idea of the personal computer, has died. He was 56. He is survived by his wife, Laurene Powell, and four children.

Mantenna – Stephen Colbert Wants to Replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football

Posted October 5, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 4,409

Stephen Colbert wants to replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football, the NBA lockout looks to be long-term, and fussy college types continue to be amazed by guys who goof off in school…the Mantenna will never tap out!

These Celebrities Want You To F&*k Famine

Posted October 4, 2011 | By Dana Flax | Views: 588

Just ask George Clooney or Jessica Alba the best way to make your voice heard and they’ll tell you it's cursing. As long as it’s cursing famine, that is.

Mantenna – Apple Announces the iPhone 4S

Posted October 4, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 4,645

Apple announces the iPhone 4S, trolls start suing hotels for having WiFi, and Hank Williams Jr. apologizes for his Obama rant…the Mantenna smells like victory!

ONE: Famine Is The Real Obscenity

Posted October 4, 2011 | Views: 730

Drought is an act of nature. Famine is man-made. The ONE campaign wants to put an end to famine.

Mantenna – Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler

Posted October 3, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,112

Hank Williams Jr. compares Obama to Hitler, Leonard Nimoy attends his last Star Trek convention, and Arrested Development is coming back for more…the Mantenna is buying a stairway to heaven!

Victor Rasuk Tries to Make It with Jenn

Posted September 30, 2011 | Views: 2,981

Spike's pro bowling babe, Jenn Sterger teaches "How to Make it In America" star, Victor Rasuk, how to make it on the bowling lanes.

Mantenna – Ben Wallace Arrested For D.U.I. and Weapons Charges

Posted September 29, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,760

Ben Wallace gets arrested, PETA is at it again, and Scarlett Johansson is still really pissed about her leaked nude pictures…the Mantenna is what you make of it!

Mantenna – Simon Cowell Disses Lady Gaga

Posted September 28, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,740

Simon Cowell disses Lady Gaga, movie studios finally realize everyone uses Netflix, and Andy Rooney gets ready to say goodbye to 60 Minutes…the Mantenna is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!

Mantenna - Stephen King Gives Us a Taste of His Sequel to The Shining

Posted September 27, 2011 | By dsussman | Views: 2,359

Stephen King gives George Mason University a taste of his Shining sequel, scientists discover a new species of Hadrosaur, and rapper Petey Pablo gets sentenced to 35 months in prison… the Mantenna's not gonna hurt ya, it's just gonna bash your brains in. It's gonna bash them right the f*** in!

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