Jerry Lewis slams Lindsay Lohan, Axl Rose storms offstage once again, and college football is starting tonight...the Mantenna is playin' with the boys!
Heidi Montag kills her sex tape release, Conan O'Brien reveals the name of his new show, and the USA finally takes on Iran in basketball...the Mantenna is caught between the moon and New York City!
Paris Hilton is too busy to do cocaine, Slash files for divorce, and LeBron James' so-called father tries to make a quick buck...the Mantenna is on a highway to the danger zone!
Paris Hilton wants to open her own hotel, Jay-Z is hip-hop's cash king, and LeBron is trying to help take some pressure off of Tiger Woods...the Mantenna is big pimpin'!
After many years of numerous publications taking aim at all things famous, making fun of celebrities has become really hard work these days. Thanks, Internetz! Although, sometimes you need to get a little creative, use your noodle, and just point out the obvious.