Jessica Simpson wants to be Michelle Obama, actress Lynn Redgrave dies at 67, and the Halo: Reach beta starts today...where's the Mantenna?!

Lindsay Lohan misses court again, the Coachella festival sets an attendance record, and the 2010 NFL Draft makes its primetime debut this evening...the Mantenna abides!

Lindsay Lohan and former flame Samantha Ronson are at it again, airing their dirty laundry and fighting in public. Find out about their latest spat after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan's troubles get even more deep, the next James Bond movie is in jeopardy, and Snooki gets set to hit the town...give me liberty or give me Mantenna!

Michael Lohan is planning an intervention with Lindsay, tonight's NCAA Championship is a lot like David vs. Goliath, and Madonna is the most played artist of the decade...I'll show you my Mantenna if you show me yours!

As Lindsay Lohan left a party over the weekend, some white powder started pouring out of her shoes. Is Lindsay storing coke in her shoes? See the strange pics after the jump.

A boozy night ended badly for Lindsay Lohan when she lost control and fell into a cactus. See all the priceless paparazzi pics after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E*TRADE over a commercial featuring a “milkaholic” baby girl that aired during the recent Super Bowl. Find out why after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan admits that drug addiction nearly killed her, Anne Hathaway summons her inner Bruce Lee, and Travis Barker's paparazzi fight gets caught on tape...yo quiero Mantenna!

Lindsay Lohan has been given a little glimpse into the future care of Donatella Versace and perhaps the most ghastly bikini shots of all time.