Danny Trejo stars as a one-man wrecking crew out for vengeance in Robert Rodriguez's action-packed Machete.
Lindsay Lohan is in jail. The troubled actress showed up to court today where she was handcuffed and led away to begin her 90-day sentence.
Lindsay Lohan enters rehab (again), Amy Winehouse is releasing a new album in January, and John Daly could actually win this thing...the Mantenna is B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone!
According to some sources, Lindsay Lohan would rather end her life than spend time in the slammer. The troubled actress is reportedly on suicide watch after being sentenced to 90 days in jail.
Ed Norton gets booted as The Hulk, Erin Andrews makes lemonade out of lemons, and Lindsay Lohan is terrified of jail...guns at the ready: it's the Mantenna!
Carrie Underwood is taken off the market, Lindsay Lohan's attorney bolts, and the World Cup draws to a close...the Mantenna was born to do this!
Lindsay Lohan is headed to the slammer, the Dutch roll into the World Cup final, and fraudulent behavior is discovered at Apple's iTunes Store...it's the Mantenna and we're proud to serve!
Lindsay Lohan gets the worst birthday present ever, the Internet freaks out over a seemingly fake Katy Perry topless pic, and Apple gets sued over the iPhone 4...I’m proud to be a Mantenna, where as least I know I’m free!
Lindsay Lohan recently turned up 11 hours late to a photo shoot where she eventually worked a stripper pole. See what unfolded when she finally arrived on set after the jump.
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