Lindsay Lohan and her gal pal fight using Twitter, Paris Hilton gets in the dictionary, and He-Man movie might be on the ropes...De Mantenna! De Mantenna!

Playboy magazine has offered Lindsay Lohan a pile of money to pose in her birthday suit for the iconic men’s magazine. And it's a pretty big pile.

Lindsay Lohan gets a new tattoo, Predators is going to Hawaii, and the death of ex-Rolling Stone Brian Jones is set to be re-examined...That's one small step for man; one giant leap for Mantennakind!

Over the weekend Lindsay Lohan’s house was robbed...and a much rumored sex tape may have been one of the items stolen.

Linsday Lohan is having a bad run of luck. The actress is unemployed, crying poor, and desperately trying to stay in the spotlight. She is, however, popular among one group of people…thieves!

Linsday Lohan seems to have a death wish, Jessica Simpson gets trashed, and Michael Moore threatens to give up making documentaries...this is the Mantenna and don't you forget it!

Lindsay Lohan shows some sideboob, Gary Oldman spills the beans on the next Batman movie, and why Apple might be pulling the plug on the iPod...accept no substitutes, it's the Mantenna!

Lindsay Lohan looks kinda strange these days, Transformers harm children in more ways than one, and Amy Winehouse is sooooo screwed...Keep the dream alive with the Mantenna!

Lindsay Lohan’s life is fast becoming a total, irredeemable joke. Enter Hustler, who has turned LiLo’s soap opera life into a sexy porn spoof. Watch the trailer after the jump.

Actress/menace to society/substance abuser Lindsay Lohan was the first actress to be offered the part in the summer smash hit The Hangover that eventually went to Heather Graham, according to a news report. Why would an out-of-work "entertainer" pass? Hit the jump to find out.US Magazine reports...