A boozy night ended badly for Lindsay Lohan when she lost control and fell into a cactus. See all the priceless paparazzi pics after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E*TRADE over a commercial featuring a “milkaholic” baby girl that aired during the recent Super Bowl. Find out why after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan admits that drug addiction nearly killed her, Anne Hathaway summons her inner Bruce Lee, and Travis Barker's paparazzi fight gets caught on tape...yo quiero Mantenna!
Lindsay Lohan has been given a little glimpse into the future care of Donatella Versace and perhaps the most ghastly bikini shots of all time.
Lindsay Lohan was recently in India filming a documentary about child trafficking and boasted about saving 40 children. Well, it turns out she was telling fibs. Big fat ones.
Tila Tequila claims Rihanna has an STD, Matt Damon finally drops the sword on the future of the Bourne films, and Tiger Wood's sex habits keep getting weirder...Mantenna, tear down this wall!
Lindsay Lohan gets annoyed that she can't steal things from people, a district judge gets caught calling in sick to play Modern Warfare 2, and an exclusive behind the scenes look at Avatar...the Mantenna is just plain better than you.
Demi Moore loses her hip, Johnny Depp uses money to cope with his pain, and Dublin fines U2 for noise violations...this is your life, Mantenna!
Lindsay’s Lohan’s sticky fingers are at it again. The troubled actress reportedly had a meltdown when she was stopped from skipping out on a bar tab over the weekend.
Lindsay Lohan was apparently dating Heath Ledger when he died, rapper Lil' Boosie has been sentenced to four years in prison, and Shaquille O'Neal gets ready to lose half his money...anything you can do the Mantenna can do better!