Lindsay Lohan was recently in India filming a documentary about child trafficking and boasted about saving 40 children. Well, it turns out she was telling fibs. Big fat ones.

Tila Tequila claims Rihanna has an STD, Matt Damon finally drops the sword on the future of the Bourne films, and Tiger Wood's sex habits keep getting weirder...Mantenna, tear down this wall!

Lindsay Lohan gets annoyed that she can't steal things from people, a district judge gets caught calling in sick to play Modern Warfare 2, and an exclusive behind the scenes look at Avatar...the Mantenna is just plain better than you.

Demi Moore loses her hip, Johnny Depp uses money to cope with his pain, and Dublin fines U2 for noise violations...this is your life, Mantenna!

Lindsay’s Lohan’s sticky fingers are at it again. The troubled actress reportedly had a meltdown when she was stopped from skipping out on a bar tab over the weekend.

Lindsay Lohan was apparently dating Heath Ledger when he died, rapper Lil' Boosie has been sentenced to four years in prison, and Shaquille O'Neal gets ready to lose half his money...anything you can do the Mantenna can do better!

Lindsay Lohan hits back at her daddy, Guillermo Del Toro talks shop about The Hobbit, and the flux capacitor celebrates a very happy birthday...the Mantenna the greatest thing since sliced bread!

Lindsay Lohan’s deadbeat dad is unlikely to win any father of the year awards after he released audio of a private conversation where the troubled actress breaks down and pleas for help.

Lindsay Lohan brings her "services" to Singapore, the new Predators script is awesome, and DJ AM's death is ruled an accidental drug overdose...the Mantenna has spoken!

Lindsay Lohan is a wonderful role model, NCAA President Myles Brand passes away at 67, and The Beatles and Jay-Z dominate the U.S. charts...Who wants a piece of the Mantenna?!