Americans would rather text than talk, friends of Tupac admit to smoking his ashes, and Lindsay Lohan hits up Chris Brown…the Mantenna is shaken not stirred!

It seems Lindsay Lohan will do just about anything to get a paycheck, even if it means subjecting herself to the rude musings of an inappropriate New Zealand puppet named Rico.

Lindsay Lohan is finally able to leave her house after completing 35 days of house arrest. Citizens of Los Angeles, you have been warned!

Lindsay Lohan took a break from house arrest today and left her residence to make a delightful trip back to court after allegedly violating her parole. Why does Lindsay love court so much?

Has Lindsay Lohan already broken the conditions of her house arrest? Law enforcement agents recently paid a visit to Lohan’s residence after her ankle monitoring device went off.

Lindsay Lohan is officially under house arrest, a judge gets fired from X-Factor and the severed head of the Patron Saint of Genital Diseases is up for sale… And this little Mantenna went "Wee wee wee" all the way home.

Lindsay Lohan gets her bite on in this sexy photo shoot by Hollywood photographer Tyler Shields.

Donald Trump reveals his hair care secrets, Lindsay Lohan faces up to 120 days in jail, and Quentin Tarantino announces an exciting new project. Mantenna, say "hello" to my little friend!

Many of the world’s biggest celebrities are known by a single name -- Madonna, Oprah, Beyonce -- and now Lindsay Lohan wants to join them.