The 10 Worst Movies by Great Directors

Posted October 23, 2009 | By dsussman | Views: 1,870

There are a lot of great directors known for their many amazing pieces of cinema. But masters can’t always be on point every second of the day.

The Top 10 Epic Failures in Product Launch History

Posted October 22, 2009 | By bradiger | Views: 301

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The Top 10 Epic Fails in Product Launch History

Posted October 22, 2009 | By bradiger | Views: 12,591

We may be a consumer-driven society, but we can also be brutally fickle. As many companies have learned the hard way, the hearts and minds of consumers can sometimes be very difficult to win over. Even the best product ideas, when poorly executed, can quickly nosedive into abysmal commercial...

The Top 10 Biggest Government Jerks in Cinema History

Posted October 21, 2009 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 723

If you want your movie to have a villain that the audience will instantly despise, just make them one of three things: a Nazi, a snooty restaurant maître d', or an employee of the government. If you want your audiences to run at the screen and rip the canvas with their bare hands, make him...

The Top 10 Girls to Avoid at a Halloween Party

Posted October 20, 2009 | By davidbreitman | Views: 2,082

With the exception of Ash Wednesday, is there any better holiday for getting laid than Halloween? Between the copious amounts of alcohol, a free pass on promiscuity, and girls running around with fun costumes like “Slutty Abortion Doctor” and “Naughty WNBA Player” it's...

The Top 10 Misbehaving Mayors

Posted October 19, 2009 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,287

It's said that all politics is local. And if by politics you mean corruption, dead strippers, and being so wasted you can't be breathalyzed, they're right!  These are the mayors who make Mayor Quimby look like the best mayor ever.

The Top 10 Women With More Ta-Tas Than Talent

Posted October 16, 2009 | By girls | Views: 38,541

Big breasts are a staple of the entertainment industry and will win out over talent every time. Whether they're real or fake, it seems the bigger the breasts a woman has, the less talent she'll need to have a career and a place in the spotlight.

The 12 Greatest Films on Amazon (Based Entirely on the DVD Cover)

Posted October 12, 2009 | By DannyHarkins | Views: 1,468

There are many ways to judge the quality of a film -- the standard of acting, the writing, the amount of scenes featuring a naked Hayden Panettiere. Here at Spike though, I decided to judge the quality of movies based purely on the DVD cover art, and then blew this year's budget buying them from...

The Top Seven Directors That Shouldn't Be Allowed to Act

Posted October 12, 2009 | By nathanbloch | Views: 505

When a director makes a cameo in his own movie it can be cool, almost like the Wizard of Oz briefly stepping in front of the curtain to remind us who’s pulling the strings. Alfred Hitchcock was the master of the directorial cameo. But all too often these days directors are biting off more...

The Top 10 Creepiest Commercial Mascots of All Time

Posted October 8, 2009 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 2,016

Who says the only way to get a case of the creeps from your living room television is by tuning into old Twilight Zone episodes or staring directly into Nancy Grace's shrill Medusa-like face? Some of the most spine-twisting and stomach-churning moments don't happen on your favorite TV shows. They...